Why Men don't write Dear Abby

Dear Abby,

I've never written to you before, but I really need your advice on what
could be a crucial decision. I've suspected for some time now that my
wife has been cheating on me.

The usual signs, phone rings but if I answer, the caller hangs up. My
wife has been going out with the girls a lot recently although when I
ask their names she always says, "Just some friends from work, you don't
know them."

I always stay awake to look out for her taxi coming home, but she always
walks down the drive. Although I can hear a car driving off, as if she
has gotten out of the car round the corner. Why? Maybe she wasn't in a
taxi?

I once picked her cell phone up just to see what time it was and she
went berserk and screamed that I should never touch her phone again and
why was I checking up on her.

Anyway, I have never approached the subject with my wife. I think deep
down I just didn't want to know the truth, but last night she went out
again and I decided to really check on her.

I decided I was going to park my Harley Davidson motorcycle next to the
garage and then hide behind it so I could get a good view of the whole
street when she came home. It was at that moment, crouching behind my
Harley that I noticed that the valve covers on my engine seemed to be
leaking a little oil.

So, whadda ya think? Is this something I can fix myself or should I take it back to the dealer??

- i like that i do.

!

It's more amusing to know that I've come across a few people like that - probably not as dramatic.

I'm sure I've heard one similar but they're still good.

Heard it before but with a Toyota Supra instead of a Harley and the poor fellow scuffed his wheel on a kerb instead of the oil leak.

Nice one.

I heard it as a BMW with rust on the quarterpanel - well before I owned a BMW. It's definitely a classic!