I think my Cat is turning into a Zombie
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Wow, that is amazing. You seem pretty smart to move your arm out of the way of impending doom, however, the point of this thread is what mate? I'd show some pics of what my psycho cat has done to me possibly next week; however I don't actually own any pictures of the random puncuation damage that my cat has done to my limbs.
However; mate
However; mate
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It's like he's trying to get a GTP Award.
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Oh my. 
First things first, tell us what type of zombie your cat is turning into, so we can work out how to kill it. http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Zombie_Types
First things first, tell us what type of zombie your cat is turning into, so we can work out how to kill it. http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Zombie_Types
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Say word brotha!
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My friend blew a whole bongload of pot smoke into his cat's face once. It slept for like 3 days. He thought he had killed it, but it must have just been traveling around the astral plane or something. But I guess that's a different kind of zombie, not the flesh eating kind.
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My act is constantly ripping my flesh apart. I go to school an people think I mutilate my hands.
I have a ton of small scrapes on the back of my hand from him grabbing my hand and tearing it apart and a bunch of long scrapes along my arm from when my cat gets his back legs into the flesh ripping action.
I still love him though
I have a ton of small scrapes on the back of my hand from him grabbing my hand and tearing it apart and a bunch of long scrapes along my arm from when my cat gets his back legs into the flesh ripping action.
I still love him though
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- MuzaffarMusa
Best thread eva!!!!!
By the way, how does a cat become a zombie anyways? My male cat is a p:censored:!!! He is afraid of everyone and is scared of my baby nephew!
He tried to clinch onto my hand before, but had no balls to bite me. Really really cowardly cat. But i feel sorry for him....... has no balls and have no friends
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- YSSMAN
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Zombie Pussy, eh?
I'd normally suggest throwing it down the stairs, but cats are tricky and usually land on their feet (rat bastards). Although, we may have a problem:
I love cats. I want to have one and name it Cheezburger. Problem is, I hate cats. And I want to throw them down stairs...
I'd normally suggest throwing it down the stairs, but cats are tricky and usually land on their feet (rat bastards). Although, we may have a problem:
I love cats. I want to have one and name it Cheezburger. Problem is, I hate cats. And I want to throw them down stairs...
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Every time TVR makes a thread, I hear this song go off: http://la.gg/upl/PokemonWildbattle.mp3
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It's not very effective...
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YSSMAN stole my lolcat. That's like someone posting a GIF animation before Duck. 
TVR&F_F, should I try and tell you just how many times my cats tried to bite me? I've been accused of self-injurious behavior by school officials. Cats bite humans either when the cat is hyper, or when it's being annoyed. Based on previous encounters with your posting, my guess would be that you've annoyed him.
TVR&F_F, should I try and tell you just how many times my cats tried to bite me? I've been accused of self-injurious behavior by school officials. Cats bite humans either when the cat is hyper, or when it's being annoyed. Based on previous encounters with your posting, my guess would be that you've annoyed him.
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