"MAMA" jokes.

bustwave.

1,459

Germany

• Oct 27, 2003

• #1

have any post them here"

"Your mama is so stupid she asked what kind of jeans i have on and i said "Guess" and she said "HmMmMMMm???"


ROLF!!!!

 

Klostrophobic

12,993

USA! USA!

• Oct 27, 2003

• #2

"Your mama gave birth to you."

 

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Super-Supra

(Banned)

4,111

• Oct 27, 2003

• #3

Your moma's so fat, when she walked outside in a yellow dress people called out Taxi.

 

Roo

Premium

7,577

UK

GTP_Roo

• Oct 27, 2003

• #4

Your moma's so fat, when she sits around the house she really does sit around the house.

 

Mike Rotch

Aluminium Overcast

Staff Emeritus

13,827

Down under

• Oct 27, 2003

• #5

Originally posted by Super-Supra
Your moma's so fat, when she walked outside in a yellow dress people called out Taxi.

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👍

 

xAkirax2004

2,932

• Oct 28, 2003

• #6

Ok.

Yo mamas so fat, that when she wanted a waterbed they just threw a sheet over Pacific ocean.



Badum-Tss.

 

Curveball

1,519

• Oct 28, 2003

• #7

Your mama's so fat, she stepped on a dollar and made change.

 

Curveball

1,519

• Oct 28, 2003

• #8

Originally posted by Klostrophobic
"Your mama gave birth to you."

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69Dodge_Charger

1,746

• Oct 28, 2003

• #9

Yo mama's so fat that when God said: "Let their be light", he told her to get her big a$$ out of the way!

 

69Dodge_Charger

1,746

• Oct 28, 2003

• #10

You can also go to www.yomama.com . A lot of my friends were standing around at this computer 2 years ago in my english class and someone typed in yomama.com and it showed up. That's how I found it.

 

2ez2KiLL

914

• Oct 28, 2003

• #11

yo mama so fat her blood type is ragu

 

SandStorm

(Banned)

7,069

• Oct 28, 2003

• #12

Originally posted by 2ez2KiLL
yo mama so fat her blood type is ragu

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Nice avatar.

Your mama's so fat she got in a Barney suit and started slapping thin air.

 

Bahbo

739

• Oct 28, 2003

• #13

Your mamma is so stupid, she got stabbed in a shootout.

Yo Mamma so ugly when she was born the doctor slapped her on the face.

Yo momma is so fat the only way to have sex with her is to roll her in flour and look for the wet spot.

 

Curveball

1,519

• Oct 28, 2003

• #14

Your mama is so stupid, she tried putting M&Ms in alphabetical order.

 

Acidman

1,916

• Oct 28, 2003

• #15

Your Mama's so dumb, it took her an hour to make minute rice.

 

Small_Fryz

But why is the Rum gone??

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15,854

QLD, Australia

Small_Fryz

• Oct 29, 2003

• #16

your mamas so fat that if she stands up she causes a luner eclipse.

your mamas so fat her belt size is the eqator

 

wee_man

1,476

• Oct 29, 2003

• #17

Yo mammas sooo poor, that when I saw her kicking a tin can down the street the other day, I asked her what she was doing. She said that she was moving house!

 

Gil

Bird man

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6,977

old-guy64

• Oct 29, 2003

• #18

Originally posted by Curveball
Your mama is so stupid, she tried putting M&Ms in alphabetical order.

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Your mama is so stupid, when she worked at the M&M factory, she got fired for throwing out the "W's"

 

bustwave.

1,459

Germany

• Oct 30, 2003

• #19

Your mama is so stupid she measures how long she sleeps with a meter stick

 

miata13B

8,128

2 smacks past uranus

Somebodyshootme

• Oct 30, 2003

• #20

Your Mama is so fat, when she wore a Malcolm X t-shirt a helicopter mistoke her for a landing pad.

 

ALPHA

4,334

• Oct 31, 2003

• #21

Now I know why your mamas so fat, she came from both sides of the family.

 

Klostrophobic

12,993

USA! USA!

• Nov 1, 2003

• #22

Cool avatar.

 

Frustrated Palm

4,473

• Nov 1, 2003

• #23

Your moma's so fat, she bent over and a plane landed on her back.

Your moma's so fat, a car hit her and she said, "Who threw that rock!!!?"

Your moma's so fat she sat on a lump of coal and when she got up there was a diamond stuck to her ass!

Your moma's so stupid, she ran the car into the garage door......it was open at the time!

 

RVDNuT374

3,770

Manning, SC

• Nov 3, 2003

• #24

Yo mama's so stupid, she put a phone up her ass and thought she was making a booty call.

 

Frustrated Palm

4,473

• Nov 4, 2003

• #25

Your moma's so stupid, when she read the "Twist to Open" on the top of a bottle she started dancing...

 

Gil

Bird man

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6,977

old-guy64

• Nov 4, 2003

• #26

Originally posted by Frustrated Palm
Your moma's so stupid, when she read the "Twist to Open" on the top of a bottle she started dancing...

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And as fat as she is when she started dancing the governors of three states declared emergency due to the earthquakes.

Thank God she wasn't wearing cordouroy or the fires caused by her thighs rubbing together, would have been horrendous.

 

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boombexus

Staff Emeritus

6,483

• Nov 4, 2003

• #27

Your mama's so old, powdered milk comes out her tits!

 

qjasonp

959

• Nov 4, 2003

• #28

Your mamas so harry,Bigfoot takes pictures of her.
Your mamas so old,that when God said "let there be light light" she turned on the switch

Your mamas so black that when she went to night school she got counted absent.

 

Small_Fryz

But why is the Rum gone??

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15,854

QLD, Australia

Small_Fryz

• Nov 4, 2003

• #29

your mamas so stupid she invented powered water

 

Hyundai Racer

217

• Nov 4, 2003

• #30

Yo Momma is so dumb, she thought a quarter-back was a refund!