How sexually pure are you...?

SS69 · May 25, 2005

pfff these guys post high scores and are actually happy with themselves.

23.

DemonSeed · May 27, 2005

got 10. seems mild to me anyway.

TheCracker · May 27, 2005

41%

...tried it 3 times after that and got 38% each time!

looking at the various questions they ask i believe you haven't really lived if you score over 50%

M5Power
Agreed - 'have you ever come inside a woman without a condom?' Well, let's see - my wife just had a baby so...

God damn! - i hope you really paste that guy when you find out who he is... :dopey:

35mm · May 27, 2005

DemonSeed
got 10. seems mild to me anyway.

You can always try to "masturbate/being masturbated by a man" or having "any kind of sexual activity with an animal" and you'll probably get your desired 0.

miata13B · May 27, 2005

Got a 15 on my first run. . . Gave me two Fireballs for being a horny little devil : )

Got an 11 the next time

boombexus · May 27, 2005

I did the test 5 times to create an average, which was 27.

Sorry, but I aint tossin nobodys salad. :yuck:

smellysocks12 · May 27, 2005

SS69
pfff these guys post high scores and are actually happy with themselves.

23.

No I am not. I'm damn frustrated and I would like to kill myself, though I don't like the idea that this would lower my chances for sex even more. :crazy:

35mm · May 27, 2005

boombexus
Sorry, but I aint tossin nobodys salad.

Duke · May 27, 2005

I got 1 fireball.
35
35
51
38
32
38.2 average

I don't go for that anal stuff no way, no how.

Firebird · May 27, 2005

84, but I got some pretty FUBAR questions.

I guess if being "sexually pure" means you're not gay and haven't ****ed your cousin then I'm sexually pure...

TwinTurboJay · May 27, 2005

boombexus
I did the test 5 times to create an average, which was 27.

Sorry, but I aint tossin nobodys salad.

lol...toss'n salad...

Anyone see the episode of the simpsons when Bart yells to a Bull with a Bull Rider..." thats it boy, toss his salad ! "..

good stuff !~!

DemonSeed · May 28, 2005

DiabolicalMask
You can always try to "masturbate/being masturbated by a man" or having "any kind of sexual activity with an animal" and you'll probably get your desired 0.

maybe i already said yes to those questions ?

livemusic · May 29, 2005

live4speed
I wonder how many of you answered yes to the last one, key word though is "unlawfully" doing it.

Danoff · May 29, 2005

44

I thought the stats section was interesting.

35mm · May 30, 2005

DemonSeed
maybe i already said yes to those questions ?

No wonder it all seems mild to you then. 👍

dbartucci · Jun 4, 2005

(59 + 59 + 59)/3 = 59 is my score.

Jpec07 · Jun 5, 2005

91%

I'd say I do a pretty good job of maintaining purity...

Famine · Jun 5, 2005

Jpec07
91%

I'd say I do a pretty good job of maintaining purity...

Apart from that time you thought about having it off with an underage family pony*.

*Made up for "gag" purposes. May not have happened.

Azuremen · Jun 5, 2005

70%

Meh, got that twice... I need a woman in my life now -_-

Jpec07 · Jun 5, 2005

Famine
Apart from that time you thought about having it off with an underage family pony*.

*Made up for "gag" purposes. May not have happened.

You can rest assured that no such of a thought ever crossed my mind. I can't say for sure about yours, but I can say that my mind has remained clear of such thoughts since 9 months before my birth.

ledhed · Jun 5, 2005

I dont know about the rest of you but I would not like to answer yes to a few of those questions even by accident. So I think its safe to say my score wont be going down. although at one point in my life I would have approached this test as a " things to do " list.

Famine · Jun 5, 2005

Jpec07
You can rest assured that no such of a thought ever crossed my mind. I can't say for sure about yours, but I can say that my mind has remained clear of such thoughts since 9 months before my birth.

Dude - the ONLY way to get 91% is if you blindfold yourself when you get dressed/undressed and don radiation gloves whenever you go for a pee.

ledhed... Things to do: Bonk sister, bonk labrador...

Pebb · Jun 5, 2005

I got 97.

Joey D · Jun 5, 2005

Wow I got a 41, thats bad.

Gil · Jun 5, 2005

I've been married for 22 years, and have fathered 6 children.
How pure do you think I might be?
Didn't even bother with the test.
Haven't boinked the dog, cat or goldfish.

cardude2004 · Jun 5, 2005

Gil, I don't think your score will be very good after seeing the score of several other people who have children on this forum.

Neon_SRT · Jun 5, 2005

Woohoo! 99 on the first try!

ledhed · Jun 6, 2005

Famine
Dude - the ONLY way to get 91% is if you blindfold yourself when you get dressed/undressed and don radiation gloves whenever you go for a pee.

ledhed... Things to do: Bonk sister, bonk labrador...

Yea but the Lab was really good lookin ...

ceiling_fan · Jun 6, 2005

Arwin · Jun 8, 2005

Hell (44), then Heaven (55)!

So, had to do a decider ...

51!

Yay! The lowest score that still gets you to Heaven (well unless 50% gets you there also)

Sounds about right ... But hey, I'm only 30.

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