GT4 PhotoCaption Contest #2! Now bi-weekly!

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"What the hell was that??!!" The Viper driver exclaimed as the VTEC-Powered Honda blew past.
 
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Viper: "Aaaaaaaaah we're out of fuel and we're racing for slips !? Get out and run !!" :crazy:
 
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"You know the red button? PRESS THE RED BUTTON NOW!!!"
 
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Viper driver: *sigh*… well Henrietta, I think we should consider searching in the next carpark… we’ve been looking here for nearly two hours, so I….

Oh… LOOK!... OVER THERE!... A FREE SPACE!
*floors the accelerator*
Nooo!, THAT’S OURS YOU LITTLE SH**BOX!!!
 
jacoja06
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Viper driver: *sigh*… well Henrietta, I think we should consider searching in the next carpark… we’ve been looking here for nearly two hours, so I….

Oh… LOOK!... OVER THERE!... A FREE SPACE!
*floors the accelerator*
Nooo!, THAT’S OURS YOU LITTLE SH**BOX!!!
👍 Very funny, jacoja! :lol:
 
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Q: What do a Japanese econobox and an Iraqi T-72 have in common?

A: Oh ****, Americans!, GO GO GO!!!
 
jacoja06
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Viper driver: *sigh*… well Henrietta, I think we should consider searching in the next carpark… we’ve been looking here for nearly two hours, so I….

Oh… LOOK!... OVER THERE!... A FREE SPACE!
*floors the accelerator*
Nooo!, THAT’S OURS YOU LITTLE SH**BOX!!!
:lol: Owned.
 
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"A strange thing happened at the Bonneville Salt Flats today. When a Dodge Viper's highly tuned engine wouldn't start while preparing for it's first run, the team's parts van took the win for the day as it drove over to the Viper to deliver the replacement parts. This was the slowest top speed since 1905 that a vehicle has run to win the event, at an aerodynamically limited 7.362 MPH."
 
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