F1 Caption Game - Archive ThreadFormula 1

Nicksfix · Jun 20, 2009

Horner -
Look over there Sebastian,it'a a Braun GP party going on.What do you say that we go change our uniforms and go crash it.Damn,Buttons old lady is smoking hot.

Sebastian -
Not interested , I just want Kate back.

prisonermonkeys · Jun 20, 2009

FINAL ENTRY

Christian Horner: "Okay, Sebastian, there's only one way you're going to beat Jenson this weekend. It's called the Vulcan Death Grip, and it goes like this ..."

SR-71_Blackbird · Jun 20, 2009

H- Wow, Can you beleive all that about the break away!
V- Yes, but now that I'm the future of F1 I have to leave.

Bram Turismo · Jun 20, 2009

RACECAR · Jun 20, 2009

Bram Turismo

Soundtrack · Jun 20, 2009

CH: Im sorry Seb, but if we have a breakaway, youll have to stop calling her Kate

Sureboss · Jun 20, 2009

Round Seven Results

1st Smallhorses - 10 points
2nd Omnis - 8 points
3rd Chronos - 6 points

4th ty00123 - 5 points
5th Pupik - 4 points
=8th Famine, TS, Bram Turismo, mipuumal, 88c-v racer, The Cracker - 1 point

Winning caption

(*Off camera, shouting*) Flavio - "Don't toy with me Fernando! You know DAMNED well this is NOT what I meant when I said I wanted to see you with a good Finnish at your fingertips by the end of the season!"

First post to be updated asap.

LancerEvo7 · Jun 20, 2009

Honorable Mentions:

<insert Kate's Dirty Sister joke here>

CH:Check out that hottie!
SV:Kate?

Final Entry:

Horner and Vettel discuss the name for the Dirty FOTA GP Car.

LewyOs · Jun 20, 2009

Horner: Look Sebastian, Mark just topped the timesheets.

Ian Poole · Jun 20, 2009

CH: Okay Seb, to answer your question about our new nose cone, we came up with the idea when i made this hand gesture

Chronos · Jun 20, 2009

Jubilation turned to sorrow after qualifying when Sebastian learnt the fate of his missing teddy bear through an anonymous message

prisonermonkeys · Jun 21, 2009

NOT Final Entry

Christian Horner reveals the inspiration for design the RB5's new nose cone: Sebastian Vettel's lips.

mipuumal · Jun 21, 2009

Do you race?
Final Entry
Christian Horner reveals the inspiration for design the RB5's new nose cone: Sebastian Vettel's lips.

I thought your first one was hilarious, maybe I should steal it since you dropped it

prisonermonkeys · Jun 21, 2009

Not anyore you can't.

Crashbroke23 · Jun 21, 2009

CH:Guess who our new sponsor is???
Sponsor: AFLAC!!!!
SV: Our new front wing?

Boffin · Jun 21, 2009

Final Entry

CH: Don't worry Sebbie, your not any different from the rest of us. It's natural to have one that size.

zed300 · Jun 21, 2009

C.H. "Might I remind you, this is the direction we want you to travel in....FORWARD along the track. Not LEFT, like you did in Turkey"
S.V. (humiliated)"Yees Christian"

RACECAR · Jun 21, 2009

mipuumal
I thought your first one was hilarious, maybe I should steal it since you dropped it

I don't know about that, he might sue you for theft & copyright infringement.

prisonermonkeys · Jun 21, 2009

RACECAR
I don't know about that, he might sue you for theft & copyright infringement.

I chaged it so that the Vulcan Death Grip is my caption.

mafia_boy · Jun 21, 2009

FINAL ENTRY

Horner: What's wrong Seb, why the long face??
Vettel: I'm sick of being used for the GTP Caption game. It's not fair, why do they keep picking on me??
Horner: Webber's face would break the screen, that's why.

Ian Poole · Jun 21, 2009

Horner: What's wrong Seb, why the long face??
Vettel: I'm sick of being used for the GTP Caption game. It's not fair, why do they keep picking on me??
Horner: Webber's face would break the screen, that's why

Metar · Jun 21, 2009

Horner: "Cheer up, mate. The new nose may look like a boar, but at least it's fast. Unlike Buemi's over there."

PeterJB · Jun 22, 2009

Horner: Look, Seb. They're playing highlights of the Turkish GP on the TV.

Soundtrack · Jun 22, 2009

Touring Mars · Jun 22, 2009

The best so far IMO 👍

Ian Poole · Jun 23, 2009

CH: Seb, we have just dsone our computer calculations and worked out that, to beat Jenson to the championship, you need this much Red Bull

SV: Is that for the car or for me to drink?

mipuumal · Jun 24, 2009

After Vettel's driving error in Turkey gave Button the win...

Horner: Missed it by that much.

Vettel: Are you going to say that after every race?

Horner: Would you believe no?

TheBook · Jun 24, 2009

Final Entry

Horner: At least the sponsors paid for the development of this new nose cone.
Vettel: So Red Bull does give me wings?

Soundtrack · Jun 24, 2009

Final Entry

While Mosley enjoy his farewell present at the Red Bull facility
CH: That guy really loves bad girls!

RACECAR · Jun 24, 2009

Horner: Whats wrong? We can now spend as much as we want like everyone else.

Vettel: I know, but I was looking forward to the Bubblegum and those Bennigan's Coupons.
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