Things you can do while you are waiting for Mission 34 to start
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Master_Yoda
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10) Call your mother while taking a leak....
!!! HAHA
Must try...
*starts up M34*... *grabs phone* *walks to bathroom* *takes a leak and diles moms work number* ..... *ring* *ring* Hey! Mom! I was just taking a leak, and thought I would call you, wile I wait for a video game!
Mom: Turn that **** off.. and go do your homework..
Me: ITS SUMMER!
Mom: I don't care... now pay attention, your missing...
*click*
!!! HAHAMust try...
*starts up M34*... *grabs phone* *walks to bathroom* *takes a leak and diles moms work number* ..... *ring* *ring* Hey! Mom! I was just taking a leak, and thought I would call you, wile I wait for a video game!
Mom: Turn that **** off.. and go do your homework..
Me: ITS SUMMER!
Mom: I don't care... now pay attention, your missing...
*click*
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I prefer calling people when going #2. The toilet bowl acts as a fantastic amplifier for any farts you can rip into the phone. Wouldn't do that to my mom, though. My dad, yes, but not my mom.
Master_Yoda
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Make toast 
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Funny, I was about to quote my own post I'm flattered someone else got there first...
I'm flattered someone else got there first...- 112
Play the other mission 34 i have running on my second ps2.
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- Bogotá
- GTP_Suitan (w/ an i), SultanRS4
Go to Charlies and eat a normal burger with fires and then rest for about 15 minutes.
dylansan
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- Massachusetts
- GTP_dylansan
- MINICOOPER120
1)Read a Harry Potter book
2)Go on a trip to the moon
3)Count all the pixels in your TV
4)Wait for GT5 to come out
5)Wait for GT6 to come out
6)Play a game of risk
7)Count the number of atoms in your finger
8)Count number of websites in the world
9)Memorize every country and capitol in the world
10)Regrout your tile floors, repaint all your walls, and get new furniture
Just to name a few.
2)Go on a trip to the moon
3)Count all the pixels in your TV
4)Wait for GT5 to come out
5)Wait for GT6 to come out
6)Play a game of risk
7)Count the number of atoms in your finger
8)Count number of websites in the world
9)Memorize every country and capitol in the world
10)Regrout your tile floors, repaint all your walls, and get new furniture
Just to name a few.
Pink_the_Floyd
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I just wait...
Pink_the_Floyd
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LastHours
Brilliant!
MINICOOPER120
LMFAO
personally I do some Tai Chi, control my breathing, empty my mind, visualise the track, I picture me passing the mission and I become one with the controller...
... then with the amount of time still left, I invent a time machine and a matter transporter - then go back in time, teleport to Japan, and knock the s*** out of whoever play-tested this mission and let this glaring error in gameplay stand.
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make babies
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matskiLMFAO
personally I do some Tai Chi, control my breathing, empty my mind, visualise the track, I picture me passing the mission and I become one with the controller...
... then with the amount of time still left, I invent a time machine and a matter transporter - then go back in time, teleport to Japan, and knock the s*** out of whoever play-tested this mission and let this glaring error in gameplay stand.
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Personally I used the time before M34 to master Go.
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Beat GT1-3.
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George Morley
Both were borrowed from a friend to attack Mission34. I let him borrow mine when he got to that stage.
It makes it so much better on your nerves. I also think it made it easier to pass.
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- Queens, New York City
Many times I'd take a leak. Get something to drink. Go through a whole lot of hand exercises. Browse some sites on my computer. Wipe the sweat from my hands. Rest my eyes. Visualize how far the Gullwing would be before the McLaren started. Figure out how many places I could wall-slide and cut grass with the McLaren to save a few precious seconds. Count the number of places I would most likely screw up before reaching the finish line. Contemplate committing suicide if I didn't reach the finish line before the Gullwing.
Eventually I was able to take that time to relax and figure about how many seconds I'd be able to finish before the Gullwing and at what point I would pass him.
Eventually I was able to take that time to relax and figure about how many seconds I'd be able to finish before the Gullwing and at what point I would pass him.
