New York Auto Show 2009

I spent most of the last few days resizing and uploading 260 photos, so I'm later than I said I'd be, but at least it's up before the end of the week. Not all of the photos are great, but I always feel rushed at this show. Okay, that and I'm not the best photographer. I promise to get more practice before next year.


Quick thoughts: The NYIAS still gets very little respect. It's at the end of the season, arriving in spring just before the actual release of these cars, so there's little new or major reveals. On top of that, despite being one of the wealthiest areas in the world, it's one of the least showy in terms of automobile ownership. This makes it painfully unsurprising to find out that Ferrari no longer has a booth, and the only 2 models (both 430's) were by 3rd parties. In fact, all exotics were in the main lobby, where you don't have to pay to wander around. I suppose that's nice for the public, but it seems to counteract to the need to raise revenue.

This lack of respect bleeds into the actual exhibits, where certain cars that are advertised either show for only one day, or don't show up at all. Case in point: BMW's X6M and X5M. The X6M was there in blazing red; the X5M was completely absent, despite the website stating it would be on hand. Instead, we get the X6 Hybrid, something no one mentioned anywhere beforehand. Not bad, but not what I was expecting.

I also noticed a major trend between brands and even nations. It concerns visibility and build quality. The stereotype of poor interiors in the US still holds true, which I guess means it's not a stereotype. Compared to similar models (or even lesser models) from Europe and Japan, the American auto industry still has a long way to go. I'll go into more details later, but while everything is better across the board, it still feels like Fisher-Price compared to your average Volskwagen or Acura, neither of which are really premium brands (certainly not by price).

Visibility was astoundingly different between the continents. The Germans seem to understand there is a need to see while still retaining a strong frame, the Japanese (and Koreans) are a bit behind, but you could easily be mistaken for thinking the Americans are going to rely on radar to prevent accidents. "Maginot Line pillbox" immediately came to mind when sitting in the Camaro. Horrific. I'm not that tall, in fact, I'm below-average height; but jacking up the seat pressed my head to the roof and I still didn't feel comfortable in the Camaro. The rest of the US cars fared no better, either due to the raised window line (in a bizzare impression of 'sportiness') or massive A- and C-pillars (the pursuit of safety by adding mass).

So on with the show. The cars are in alphabetical order, rather than how I shot them. I set a course for myself using the floorplans, zig-zagging my way through the place to minimize the impact on my poor feet. I don't comment on every car, but I sure didn't have trouble adding my opinion....
 
Acura TSX V6

Any reason we couldn't have sat in this?

Acura ZDX Concept

Meh. Replacement for the RDX. Or MDX. And a bad competitor to the X6.

Alfa-Romeo BAT11

Wonderful from some angles, bizzare from most others. No reason at all why this is here. When is Alfa coming back? Why so late?

Audi R8 V10


Audi S4 2010

Clearly Audi don't care about this car, as it practically sat in shadow. Couldn't get inside. I still want a 1999 S4, silver. Don't ask why.

Audi TT-S

The previous model made me feel claustrophobic and blinded. This is still compact, but far better visibility. Take note, GM.

Barkan Design

No clue what this was, other than bad fiberglass over...tinkertoys?

Bentley Continental Supersports concept

Much better in person; not nearly the Rorshach I thought it was.

Bentley Flying Spur Speed


BMW 135i

A 135i with all the options. That's, what, $50,000? Get a 1-year-old M3 instead. Still, for a compact BMW with no realistic rear seats, this was incredibly easy to see out of all around. Take another note, GM.

BMW 335d

Put a white car on a white platform's corner and it's sure to disappear. This one did on the first go-round. The text on the car is facing towards the wall, which is at the back of the entire show floor. Anyone else see the self-fulfilling prophecy of "diesel doesn't sell" coming true?

BMW 750Li

Better...a little. The front is okay, at least.

BMW Isetta

A whole mini-museum of mini-cars out in the lobby. Friendliest people hosting it, too.

BMW X6 Hybrid concept

No details, but why bother when it's a token gesture anyway?

BMW X6 M

Needs the twin-sister X5M. Front is nice, back is still gigantic, car is still a crotch replacement.

BMW Z4 Sdrive35i

Competing with the SLR for biggest hood/wheelbase ratio, but it's better from every angle but side profile, where it's just awful.
 
[Cadillac Converj concept[/b]

Cadillac's Volt. Actually looks much better, but I hope they don't put the CTS's Alfred E. Neuman style side mirrors on it. It's about time a major manufacturer was bold enough to stick with cameras. It would do Cadillac good to try it.

Cadillac CTS Wagon

About as sensible as the IS300 SportWagon. At least it doesn't look as bad. (It actually looks really good, like some sort of origami Saab.)

Cadillac CTS-V 2010

The front end (minus the mesh) the CTS should have had to begin with. (Sorry about the rear shot; didn't notice until the evening.)

Chevrolet Camaro SS

This is what happens when a concept shouldn't[/b] be let straight through to production. From the outside, it's wonderful; maybe even perfect. From the inside, it's Tonka toy plastic and see-me-hide-in-the-bunker visibility. You simply can not see out the back and the front view is less than 14" high. I'm not kidding; I measured. The windshield is angled too steeply and the window line is way too high. Function followed form to ill effect.

Chevrolet Corvette Z06 GT1

Decal job, but Jake looks cool. Visibility is on par with a Civic, which is really bad for something that approaches 200MPH.

Chevrolet Corvette ZR1

Nicer on the outside, and the ceramic brakes are something I doubted I'd see on an American car for many years yet.

Chevrolet Cruze


Chevrolet Volt

I still don't care. Batteries are the wrong way to go. Period. Anyone who knows anything about batteries knows this. Either re-invent how they're made, or don't put them in cars.

Chrysler 200C EV concept

Nothing too offensive, but couldn't they have aped the 300M from a few years ago? Similar proportions (if bigger overall), and looked far cooler.

Dodge Challenger SMS 570


Dodge Circuit concept

Lotus: "What can we do with all these unsold Europa's?"
Chrysler: "How can we make it look like we care about electric vehicles?"
Lotus, meet Chrysler; Chrysler, meet Lotus. Oprah...Uma...Uma...Oprah....
Tesla: "Wait! We did this already!"
 
unknown bikes

I'll be damned if I can remember who this is. Please enlighten me. I totally botched this booth. Cruddy photos and no name. :grumpy: Most original and most striking designs in the entire building.

Fisker Karma

Does anyone take this Fisker fool seriously? Just two vehicles surrounded on all sides by -- no exaggeration -- 20 feet of clear space to the velvet rope. Two ugly cars, I should add.

Fisker Karma convertible

Feh.

Ford Fiesta

The joke of the show. The one car that could leapfrog Ford back into economy cars, and the keep it locked up and painted like a clown. All it needs is a little mouse in a bandleader's suit and a crow's feather. No one looked twice at it, or even once.

Ford Mustang Shelby GT500 2010

Better looking, but I'm sure no more able to put the power down. Live rear axle? I'll still pass. Where's my 2000 Cobra R?

Ford Taurus Limited


Ford Taurus mech demo

Splits open down the middle to show...I couldn't care less what.

Ford Taurus SHO

Despite the obscure badge by today's standards and having no text info, this still drew a crowd. Couldn't see that Taurus go, though.

GMC Terrain

This is a 'compact SUV'. Please go out of business, GM. You're too stupid to survive. Bad sports cars, bad compact cars, and bad ideas about modern needs. My only regret is that you will somehow hoodwink the government into saving your sorry butt (only to repeat this for the third time 15 years from now) and getting more mid-West morons to buy your crap. Survival of the fittest my foot.

GM-Segway

Unlike the original Segway, this is intended for city streets, Kamen promises this time. This wheelchair-with-a-roof can go 35MPH. I'm putting $1,000 on the first year's fatalities at 55%. Of all drivers, not just accidents, and not including passengers. (Yes, it unbelievably seats two.)
 
Honda FCX Clarity

I don't get it. Why is this here?

Honda Fit Mugen

I'm guessing Honda didn't advertise this after the debacle with the Mugen Civic. Not that anyone would want those god-awful weels, but the exhaust and suspension should be worth taking. This I think I'll actually try somewhere.

Hyundai Equus VS460

Not bad, but what the hell is that ridiculous hood ornament doing? At least they didn't make the taillights look like a Bentley, even if they stole Rolls-Royce's Spirit of Ecstasy.

Hyundai Nuvis concept

Another X6 competitor. Probably better than the ZDX.

Iconic

If I wanted a Cobra on the cheap, I'd just contact Superformance or somethng. :rolleyes:

Infiniti M45S


Infiniti G37S Convertible

Not bad at all, actually. Better than the IS (see below).

Jaguar XF-R


Jaguar XK-R

Jaguar is moving up in my book. Way up.

Jeep Grand Cherokee

Thankfully, most people had enough common sense not to care about this thing either. It's about as bland as it gets.
 
Kia Coup Forte


Kia Soul Sport

Nice designs, just don't care much. An improvement, though, I'm sure.

Koenigsegg CCXR

It's first year here.

Lamborghini LP640 Roadster

Counterpoint to the stark white models from last year. Note LP560-4 Convertible in the background.

Lexus HS250h

A Prius by any other name smells just as bad.

Lexus IS350 Convertible

Remember the scene from 'Three Kings' where they argue over whether Lexus made a convertible or not? Toyota should have remembered that scene.

Lincoln C concept

A Lincoln utopia-mobile. A.K.A., a mistake. Lincoln could have gone Lexus hybrid route (despite it being the wrong thing in the long run) and stayed luxury. Where this plays in, I can't imagine.

Maybach Zeppelin


Mazda 3 MPS 2010

I think it wanted to eat me. That big, toothy grin surely has 'accidental devouring' written all over it.
 
Mercedes-Benz E63 AMG 2010

One of the 'stars' of the show and it looks...okay. A bit Hyundai-ish, but okay. As long as it's built better, Mercedes will do fine.

Mercedes-Benz SL65 AMG Black Edition

Wow, that's a beast. Tacky, but beastly. I like it. A lot.

Mercedes-Benz SLR McLaren 722S Convertible

Yes, the SL65 Black Edition has more aggressive presence than this.

Messerschmidt


Mini E concept

What does "149" stand for? Nice astroturf, though.

Mitsubishi i MIEV

I've seen this here three years in a row. No version has ever hit New York streets.

Mitsubishi Rally Raid

Supposedly, that's a Lancer under there.

Nissan 370Z

A bit cheap-feeling inside, but loads better than the Camaro and Mustang. Take note #3, GM and Ford!

Nissan 370Z Convertible

Profile much improved over the 350Z, but that's not saying much.

Nissan 370Z Nismo

A genuine Nismo as opposed to the body-kit only 350Z version. Still can't comprehend the blatantly fake diffusers, though.

Nissan GT-R

I had the time to take some good shots of one, so I did.
 
Oldsmobile Deluxe Coupe 1931


Oldsmobile Deluxe Roadster 1931

These two old-mobiles were the only token offering to the classic car exhibit (LeMay, I think) from a year ago. You can thank the NYC meatheads who felt it was their job to put smudgy fingerprints over all the cars last year, thank them for encouraging people not to bring museum-quality product to NYIAS.

Peel P50 1965

A pushcar is bigger.

Pontiac G8 SLP Firehawk

As if the G8 needed more excitement...oh, wait, it does. Too bad this was nowhere near the real Pontiac booth (it was downstairs with some tuner shop).

Pontiac Solstice Coupe

When I took this photo, the speaker was giving his speech to no one. That was the 'preview' hour, before the general public was let in. When I came back here hours later, there was still no one. With a duff car like that up against a hard-top convertible Miata, is anyone really surprised?

Porsche 911 GT3 2010

Center-lock wheels. I need say no more. Every Porsche locked, though. (Thanks, meatheads!)

Porsche Cayenne Transsiberian

The only car with genuine damage from use. It's actually worse in person. Nice, Porsche! No fear!

Rolls-Royce DHC

The one outside was not part of the show, and my only DYSAGT spot the entire day.
 
Saab 9-3X Wagon

Saab! Please, do something! You're going to die an awful, unnecessary death! Richard Porter is right: Be more Saab.

Spyker C8 Aerilon

Every Spyker looks the same to me. However, these wheels sucked. That combination is as bad as black shoes and a brown belt.

Subaru Legacy 2010

The reviewers are wrong; it's no better in real life. The back view is good, but that's just taillights. Just look at that hideous side profile.

Suzuki Hayabusa


Suzuki SX Force


Toyota display

The single coolest part of the show. It's so Star Trek. I mean TOS Trek; nothing past 1981.

Toyota Prius 2010

Apparently, it was possible to make it uglier.

Transformers


Vespa 400S


Volkswagen Beetle from the ad's

Vat? No annoyink speech constantly runnink? Pah!

Volkswagen Golf 'car of the year'


Volkswagen Golf GTI 2010

Needs more white; this is a show car. But then again, I guess they don't have to care. It'll sell like candy anyway.

Wheel Concepts

One of the 430's in question. It's really there as part of the Excursion demo, not as an ad for their work on Ferrari's.
 
The race car exhibit:

Brabham BT-8 1964


Chevrolet Corvette C5-R 1999


Chevrolet Corvette racecar 1966


Lola racecar


Mercedes-Benz SLR McLaren 722GT 2009


Porsche 911 GT3 Cup S 2009
 
Bigtime ouch on the domestic car hate... Oh well, can't win 'em all. Good to see that someone went to NYC though, I missed both Detroit and Chicago this year, which was a disappointment. I would have liked to have seen the Fiesta up close...
 
The unknown bikes are by Confederate Motors. The bike with the carbon fibre forks is the B120 Wraith, and only 250 will be made. It will put out 125 horsepower and 130 foot-pounds of torque, and is built around it's tubular three and a half gallon fuel tank, providing immense structural support.
 
So you talk about pics, yet I see none. Are you playing some cruel joke on us.

You've clearly never posted a megaphoto thread. I have, and I know just how long and how much effort it takes.

So thanks for taking the time to post these, harrytuttle! Interesting to see the differences between the New York and London shows.
 
The 149 on the scuttle of the MINI Cooper E is the number of the car, the first press car had 001 on it. It's to make the owners feel special since they are shelling out $850 a month for the car.
 
Bigtime ouch on the domestic car hate... Oh well, can't win 'em all. Good to see that someone went to NYC though, I missed both Detroit and Chicago this year, which was a disappointment. I would have liked to have seen the Fiesta up close...

I wanted to see the Fiesta, too, but between the locked doors and the ridiculous cover-up graphics it was hard to tell anything other than a general sense of scale. The windows were tinted darker than some concept cars. Small, yes, but intriguing.

That thing is bad-ass!

Not when you get up close to it. It looked like playground-quality fiberglass over some rough tube frame with an engine nowhere to be found. The interior made a '74 Land Cruiser look like a Maybach. :yuck:


The unknown bikes are by Confederate Motors. The bike with the carbon fibre forks is the B120 Wraith, and only 250 will be made. It will put out 125 horsepower and 130 foot-pounds of torque, and is built around it's tubular three and a half gallon fuel tank, providing immense structural support.

Thanks! 👍 Super-cool stuff, even more now that I know something about it.

The 149 on the scuttle of the MINI Cooper E is the number of the car, the first press car had 001 on it. It's to make the owners feel special since they are shelling out $850 a month for the car.

Thanks to you, too!
 
Not when you get up close to it. It looked like playground-quality fiberglass over some rough tube frame with an engine nowhere to be found. The interior made a '74 Land Cruiser look like a Maybach. :yuck:

Well I'm sure it was just a mock-up. I still think the design looks awesome and with the right drivetrain it could be an awesome rig.
 
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