Schwartz
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I made this thread so people could vent their built up video game rages, while simultaneously giving everyone in the forum a good laugh.
I'll go first. This come straight from my depressed, broken heart. đź‘Ť
I've devoted the past few days of my busy life to only tuning & racing my Ferrari F2007 in an online lobby I created in GT5. EVERY TIME I'm doing this some random guy comes in, we race right away and hes beating me by at least 5 seconds by the end of the first lap. That makes me rage so hard I have to resist the urge to throw my controller through my TV set and drop kick my playstation out the window no matter how much my angry mind tells me that that's my best option to release my rage. What makes me rage so hard is not that I'm losing, its that I don't know why I'm so <removed> bad at every online game I play, when I'm trying my hardest and putting in extra time to improve to at least be decent, yet I never see any improvement. Ever. In Any game. And oh no, I'm no noob either. I'm 16 years old and I've been a consistent been console gamer ever since I was 6 or 7 years old, and then some guy who says "Yea, I just picked up my PS3 a couple weeks ago, its pretty sweet" comes in to MY LOBBY and blows me out of the water like I'm the new guy. Especially in COD. Hell, I've been playing those games ever since Call of Duty, Big Red One came out for PS2. Yes, thats before online gaming even became the norm. Then I ask my PSN friends if they remember back in the days of COD4, and they either:
A) Don't know what game that is because their MW2 brains think its just called Modern Warfare 1.
B) Say "Oh, you mean the original Modern Warfare? Yea, I never had that game. Actually, Black Ops is the first one I've ever bought.
Why can no one understand that COD4 was the best COD game ever made because the maps were perfectly layed out, the guns were balanced, and there were no cheap kills (no quickscoping either)
And yet their K/D ratio is 3:1, while I go 3-12 every match. And every day I ask myself "Why do these noobs who don't know or care to understand the game's heritage and just happen to be good players get to control the online play in its entirety?"
But mostly I just sit there in last place in a GT5 race or at the bottom of a COD scoreboard, wondering, pondering, searching through the glumy darkness of the empty cavity the gaming portion of my brain once occupied, asking that ever so reoccurring question of " WHY AM I SO <removed> BAD AT THIS GAME?!?!"
And thus ends my rage, built up from years and years of heart ache.
What are you ragin' about today?
I'll go first. This come straight from my depressed, broken heart. đź‘Ť
I've devoted the past few days of my busy life to only tuning & racing my Ferrari F2007 in an online lobby I created in GT5. EVERY TIME I'm doing this some random guy comes in, we race right away and hes beating me by at least 5 seconds by the end of the first lap. That makes me rage so hard I have to resist the urge to throw my controller through my TV set and drop kick my playstation out the window no matter how much my angry mind tells me that that's my best option to release my rage. What makes me rage so hard is not that I'm losing, its that I don't know why I'm so <removed> bad at every online game I play, when I'm trying my hardest and putting in extra time to improve to at least be decent, yet I never see any improvement. Ever. In Any game. And oh no, I'm no noob either. I'm 16 years old and I've been a consistent been console gamer ever since I was 6 or 7 years old, and then some guy who says "Yea, I just picked up my PS3 a couple weeks ago, its pretty sweet" comes in to MY LOBBY and blows me out of the water like I'm the new guy. Especially in COD. Hell, I've been playing those games ever since Call of Duty, Big Red One came out for PS2. Yes, thats before online gaming even became the norm. Then I ask my PSN friends if they remember back in the days of COD4, and they either:
A) Don't know what game that is because their MW2 brains think its just called Modern Warfare 1.
B) Say "Oh, you mean the original Modern Warfare? Yea, I never had that game. Actually, Black Ops is the first one I've ever bought.
Why can no one understand that COD4 was the best COD game ever made because the maps were perfectly layed out, the guns were balanced, and there were no cheap kills (no quickscoping either)
And yet their K/D ratio is 3:1, while I go 3-12 every match. And every day I ask myself "Why do these noobs who don't know or care to understand the game's heritage and just happen to be good players get to control the online play in its entirety?"
But mostly I just sit there in last place in a GT5 race or at the bottom of a COD scoreboard, wondering, pondering, searching through the glumy darkness of the empty cavity the gaming portion of my brain once occupied, asking that ever so reoccurring question of " WHY AM I SO <removed> BAD AT THIS GAME?!?!"
And thus ends my rage, built up from years and years of heart ache.
What are you ragin' about today?
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