Harvey Wallbanger's Quest for the Holy Grail

XDesperado67 · Apr 2, 2012

Harvey Wallbanger's quest for the Holy Grail!

Do you have what it takes to earn a place...
Amongst the ranks of...
Die Ritter der Kokosnuß

For this you'll need a very large set of...

Coconuts...

And you'll need a special weapon...

The "Holy Handgrenade"

This is a quest to find the best lines on the track using the "Clueless Outlaws Trophy Car".

Ol' Harvey Wallbanger here by the power bestowed upon him as a premianite and chief of the Outlaws will confer the title of Die Ritter der Kokosnuß (Knight of the Coconut) on those who can beat the challenge times he will periodically post, using only your own set of coconuts and the "Holy Handgrenade" tune.

This title comes complete with great prestige and with the tradeable premium car of your choice.

The first challenge will be to complete a lap of Trial Mountain using Sports Soft tires in under 1:38.500. Only aids allowed are ABS1 and the Driving Line. Set Grip to real, tire wear/fuel consumption off and damage off.

Challenge the 2nd Will be a lap of Autumn Ring on Racing Hard tires in under 1:26.000. A special prize will be awarded those who can complete the lap in under 1:23.500 by royal decree of the Princess! :bowdown:

Car is on share and here is a link to the tune for the "Clueless Outlaw Trophy Car" aka Ginetta, G4 '64, "Holy Handgrenade", 605PP .
Good luck and hope to fill the round tables ranks soon with Die Ritter der Kokosnuß Order of the Mountain! :cheers:

XDesperado67 · Apr 2, 2012

Bards Heraldric list of Die Ritter der Kokosnuß!

Sir Maccer_42 Die Ritter der Kokosnuß
Champion of the Order of the Mountain 1:34.848
Sir Onboy123 Die Ritter der Kokosnuß
Order of the Mountain 1:36.955
Sir Theo777 Die Ritter der Kokosnuß
Order of the Mountain 1:38.075
Sir ACSR421 Die Ritter der Kokosnuß
Order of the Mountain 1:38.278
Lady Kate Die Ritter der Kokosnuß
Order of the Mountain 1:38.130
Sir robrabbitman Die Ritter der Kokosnuß
Order of the Mountain 1:36.570

Please include a photo showing your lap time when submitting your petitions as candidates for knighthood.

Onboy123 · Apr 2, 2012

Oh god…I'm just waiting for Roj to come in here and blow us all into the weeds. :lol:

I'll rope in the Goof Patrol on this, or should it be the Knights of Goofdom in this case? :lol:

Anyway, pass over the keys, I want this golden Go-Kart.

XDesperado67 · Apr 2, 2012

Onboy123
Oh godI'm just waiting for Roj to come in here and blow us all into the weeds. I'll rope in the Goof Patrol on this, or should it be the Knights of Goofdom in this case?

Anyway, pass over the keys, I want this golden Go-Kart.

Car should be on share.👍👍

Warning this is not a mash and go car. You'll need to have very good throttle control and find the perfect lines around the track. Trust me you'll be terrified, then enraged by the car and the track. But when you find that perfect combination of speed and the best line you'll get a real sense of accomplishment!

Onboy123 · Apr 2, 2012

XDesperado67
Car should be on share.👍👍

Warning this is not a mash and go car. You'll need to have very good throttle control and find the perfect lines around the track. Trust me you'll be terrified, then enraged by the car and the track. But when you find that perfect combination of speed and the best line you'll get a real sense of accomplishment!

After a drive in a Toyota 7 with 940+hp on RH tyres with the ABS off, I fear nothing! :lol:

Going to drive now, if PS3 doesn't cook itself like it has been for the last few hours.

Maccer_42 · Apr 2, 2012

I think i'll try this out and see where I stack up. After trying your AE86 setup and being very impressed in its offline perfomance i'm interested to try more of your cars.

I'll send you a friend request later when I get a chance to be on the PS3, is there any other restrictions for settings such as track edge set to real? Tyre and fuel wear on?

XDesperado67 · Apr 2, 2012

Maccer_42
I think i'll try this out and see where I stack up. After trying your AE86 setup and being very impressed in its offline perfomance i'm interested to try more of your cars.

I'll send you a friend request later when I get a chance to be on the PS3, is there any other restrictions for settings such as track edge set to real? Tyre and fuel wear on?

Grip set to real. Tire/Fuel off. :cheers:

Will accept FR in a couple hours after work and post the tune at that time.👍👍

Johnnypenso · Apr 2, 2012

I'll send an FR and try this later. You can delete my old Yuri account if it's still on your friend's list as it's only a trading account now.

NOTE: FR sent

Onboy123 · Apr 2, 2012

Ginetta, Y U NO GRIP?! :lol:

I've got it down to a 1:38.944 now, sweaty palms and slippery wet DS3 after 3 laps of concentrated driving with the occasional swear word. Great fun, epically addictive. Can members of the garage have one as a commemorative coconut? :dopey:

Edit: Woot! 1:36.955, pics to come in a bit.

XDesperado67 · Apr 2, 2012

Johnnypenso
I'll send an FR and try this later. You can delete my old Yuri account if it's still on your friend's list as it's only a trading account now.

Sounds good and will do.👍👍

Onboy123
Ginetta, Y U NO GRIP?! I've got it down to a 1:38.944 now, sweaty palms and slippery wet DS3 after 3 laps of concentrated driving with the occasional swear word. Great fun, epically addictive. Can members of the garage have one as a commemorative coconut?

Edit: Woot! 1:36.955, pics to come in a bit.

Congratulations Sir Onboy title will be confirmed when photos posted.

Sorry don't have spare Ginettas to award as this is the "Clueless Outlaw Trophy Car" that will be awarded to the founder of any garage that beats the Outlaws in a F.I.T.T. event or Tuner Wars challenge. (Sort of like Sailings Americas Cup)

However if you can get under 1:35.000 I'll award a Grand Knighthood and see if I can locate another low mileage Ginetta. :crazy:

Onboy123 · Apr 2, 2012

I'll get another shot with the tyres that were used if you want. 👍

XDesperado67 · Apr 2, 2012

Tires would be nice but not mandatory. Just need a green lap time photo to get your knighthood.👍👍

Onboy123 · Apr 2, 2012

XDesperado67
Tires would be nice but not mandatory. Just need a green lap time photo to get your knighthood.👍👍

I should edit my sig now to say "Knighted as of 2/4/12- Sir Onboy, Knight of the almighty Coconut Challenge". :lol:

Still waiting on Roj to come in here and blast my time out of the water.

krenkme · Apr 2, 2012

This is a really great idea Harvey. I hope I will get a shot at this 👍. Great name for the trophy too :dopey:

Onboy123 · Apr 2, 2012

krenkme
This is a really great idea Harvey. I hope I will get a shot at this 👍. Great name for the trophy too

Here's a obvious tip for you or your daughter, whoever it is who's driving that thing which I've dubbed the Golden Slidey Banana. :dopey:

The car is at its fastest when it's just about letting go, no smoke, but the tyres are nearly pink. That's probably as fast as you're going to take the corner in that thing.

XDesperado67 · Apr 2, 2012

Onboy123
Here's a obvious tip for you or your daughter, whoever it is who's driving that thing which I've dubbed the Golden Slidey Banana. The car is at its fastest when it's just about letting go, no smoke, but the tyres are nearly pink. That's probably as fast as you're going to take the corner in that thing.

You think it lacks grip? Have you tried one fully upgraded with no tune on it? :crazy:

This is a grip monster compared to that trust me! :drool:

Onboy123 · Apr 2, 2012

XDesperado67
You think it lacks grip? Have you tried one fully upgraded with no tune on it?
This is a grip monster compared to that trust me!

It's on ice without a tune, with it, it's running on a track with 50% rain. :lol:

-raVer- · Apr 2, 2012

XDesperado67
You think it lacks grip? Have you tried one fully upgraded with no tune on it?
This is a grip monster compared to that trust me!

This thing understeers more in stock form.Sliding is the lesser problem.

Try to drive a kart around the Ring and you will know what sliding is.

raVer

Onboy123 · Apr 2, 2012

So…Raver, you like doing these TT things, how about joining me at the top? I'm lonely. :lol:

And where's your time, Desperado?

-raVer- · Apr 2, 2012

Onboy123
SoRaver, you like doing these TT things, how about joining me at the top? I'm lonely.

And where's your time, Desperado?

I´m sorry but I guess , I need to relearn to drive in GT after nearly 2 months , since I´m used to the NFS crap and honestly , I don´t have the mood to play GT.

raVer

Maccer_42 · Apr 2, 2012

Sent a friend request Desperado, once you accept i'll hop in your G4 and see what I can do, having never used this car (except in GT4) will be fun to see what time I can achive in it.

XDesperado67 · Apr 2, 2012

Accepted (hopefully) FRs from Johnnypenso and Maccer_42.👍👍

Happy questing, just make sure to check the tires as I believe it has Race Softs equiped as currently shared and I can't get on to fix them.

DigitalBaka · Apr 2, 2012

For great prestige! I need more fluff for my sig.

...or as my SWTOR Gunslinger would say...

"I wasn't planning to live forever anyway. I'm in."

Maccer_42 · Apr 2, 2012

After several laps, several restarts I finaly got a decent time. this car is very tricky to drive, requires a delicate touch to it.

1:35.909
I hope the pic is clear enough to see

XDesperado67 · Apr 2, 2012

Very nice time and photo Maccer_42.👍👍

I dub thee Sir Maccer_42 Knight of the Coconuts Order of the Mountain.

ACSR421 · Apr 2, 2012

Good to know what the holy handgrenade is. I thought maybe the Seat was it, afterall "no one expects the spanish inquisition" :lol:

When I get some time to play I'll have to see if I can earn the king of the coconuts knighthood.👍👍 :cheers:

Theo777 · Apr 3, 2012

Well, I gave it a go around TM managed a slow and steady 1:38.075

Those little tires would scream at mere thought of the driver depressing the gas pedal. :scared:

It was a great challenge Mr. Wallbanger! :cheers:

XDesperado67 · Apr 3, 2012

Sir Theo777 welcome to the ranks of Die Ritter der Kokosnuß Order of the Mountain. May you always be clueless!

Johnnypenso · Apr 3, 2012

The car on share is on racing soft tires and you need to manually go in and change the tires. Some people may run it without changing the tires so you might want to equip it with Sports Softs as it sits.

XDesperado67 · Apr 3, 2012

Johnnypenso
The car on share is on racing soft tires and you need to manually go in and change the tires. Some people may run it without changing the tires so you might want to equip it with Sports Softs as it sits.

Yes I found that out earlier today but haven't been able to get online with my PS3 and fix it.

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