Mr. Toads Cow Car...

Mr. Toad · Jul 12, 2005

Here's a little bit of comedy relief.
Here's a pic of a car I used to own, it's a 75 Monte Carlo (we called it Moonty Cowlo).

What was done: Roof removed, fur inside and out (trunk too),
pulled the (kick-bum) stereo from my 82 Celica to drop in it.
Horns added for impalement.

This was a fun car...
Note: Mr. Toad has been pixellated out as to not offend anyone with me ugly mug.

Unfortunately the car got moldy and we had to shoot it. enjoy....

Edit: Imageshack seems a bit buggy.... is it there?

discopotato · Jul 12, 2005

I don't see a pic??

Mr. Toad · Jul 12, 2005

discopotato
I don't see a pic??

Okay, NOW it works...

the_undrtaker89 · Jul 12, 2005

Love how you talk about yourself in third person Mr. Toad and nice ride.

Mr. Toad · Jul 12, 2005

the_undrtaker89
Love how you talk about yourself in third person Mr. Toad and nice ride.

I am pleased you have enjoyed one of Mr. Toads Wild Rides!
And I am getting very good at the cloning (Baaaahhhh)...

Edit: Undertaker.... recognise the Mountains in the background??? You're from my neck o' the woods...

Emohawk · Jul 12, 2005

I do. Guessing you're somewhere around Greendale?

Cool car, too bad about the mold.

Mr. Toad · Jul 12, 2005

Emohawk
I do. Guessing you're somewhere around Greendale?

Cool car, too bad about the mold.

Ooooh... close.... Those are the Golden Ears near Maple Ridge about 30 miles east of Vancouver. The cows are close personal friends...

The mold was not unexpected (given our climate) but it did last 3 years.
Too many good stories came out of that car

PS · Jul 12, 2005

Mr. Toad
I am pleased you have enjoyed one of Mr. Toads Wild Rides!
And I am getting very good at the cloning (Baaaahhhh)...

Edit: Undertaker.... recognise the Mountains in the background??? You're from my neck o' the woods...

I am too. Born in Fernie, lived in Elkford.

...and just so you know about the pic, it looks a bit like you have breasts.

the_undrtaker89 · Jul 12, 2005

PS
I am too. Born in Fernie, lived in Elkford.

...and just so you know about the pic, it looks a bit like you have breasts.

it does......sorry Mr.toad

Mr. Toad · Jul 12, 2005

the_undrtaker89
it does......sorry Mr.toad

LOL Now that's funny! Stupid me, the surgeon said it would make me look more masculine. another 5K down the tubes.
Hair impants are a bit of a bust (ha-ha) too...

I'll send some pics of the calf implants later...
Thanks for noticin' fellahs!
Breasts always seem to be on Canadian mens minds, must be the scenery.

PS · Jul 12, 2005

Or the fact we're now allowed to bear them!

Mr. Toad · Jul 12, 2005

PS
Or the fact we're now allowed to bear them!

Iv'e been flashin' em around and asking the ladies if they want to cop a feel for years!
(not many takers)...

rotbarsch1979 · Jul 12, 2005

Hehehe, cool ride. Maybe you should have introduced the car to the two bulls in this commercial:

http://www.funnyplace.org/file.php?id=2254

MOOOOOOOOOOO!

Mr. Toad · Jul 12, 2005

rotbarsch1979
Hehehe, cool ride. Maybe you should have introduced the car to the two bulls in this commercial:

http://www.funnyplace.org/file.php?id=2254

MOOOOOOOOOOO!

Too Funny!

I, Mr. Toad, hereby dedicate this thread to Cow/Bull car humour...

Powripper · Jul 12, 2005

Mooo!

Duke · Jul 12, 2005

Nice! I love "art cars". There was a guy that used to bring about a '78 full-size mercedes covered with green indoor/outdoor carpeting to my dad's car was. Mind you, this was in about 1980.

Dave A · Jul 12, 2005

Art cars are great, I'd love to be able to do something like that one day. Maybe I will, if I get the chance.

rotbarsch1979 · Jul 12, 2005

Are pigs legal in this one also?

Say hi to Big Bertha aka Pink Pig aka Porsche 917/20.

http://www.ultimatecarpage.com/frame.php?file=car.php&carnum=421
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Porsche_917

Mr. Toad · Jul 12, 2005

rotbarsch1979
Are pigs legal in this one also?

Say hi to Big Bertha aka Pink Pig aka Porsche 917/20.

http://www.ultimatecarpage.com/frame.php?file=car.php&carnum=421
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Porsche_917

That is bizarre. Who's the sponsor? an Abattoir?

I guesss may have to extend my dedication to all barnyard animals

PS · Jul 12, 2005

I prefer the McLaren in the background....nothing personal...I'm just afraid of pigs. Well, the big ones anyway. One scared the hell out of me at my aunts last year so I don't like them anymore.

PS · Jul 12, 2005

What's the Toyota Hilux called in Canada? Is that the Tacoma?

rotbarsch1979 · Jul 12, 2005

Mr. Toad
That is bizarre. Who's the sponsor? an Abattoir?

I guesss may have to extend my dedication to all barnyard animals

I'm not sure if they had a sponsor for the whole piggy pink bit.

@ PS:
The Big Bertha pic has been taken at the Porsche Museum, hence it's a Porsche GT1 in the background.

(click on pic for larger one)

Sage · Jul 12, 2005

PS
What's the Toyota Hilux called in Canada? Is that the Tacoma?

Yes. I believe it's Tacoma in North America, Hilux everywhere else at least mostly (there might be exceptions).

PS · Jul 12, 2005

rotbarsch1979
I'm not sure if they had a sponsor for the whole piggy pink bit.

@ PS:
The Big Bertha pic has been taken at the Porsche Museum, hence it's a Porsche GT1 in the background.

(click on pic for larger one)

****! I knew that too! :ouch:

I even have one in Forza! :dunce:

That was a faux-pas and a half. It's the 1999 one, right?

Emohawk · Jul 12, 2005

PS
What's the Toyota Hilux called in Canada? Is that the Tacoma?

Yeah, it was nameless before '95 though.

rotbarsch1979 · Jul 13, 2005

PS
****! I knew that too!

I even have one in Forza!

That was a faux-pas and a half. It's the 1999, one right?

Seems to be the '98 version but I'd have to check to make sure about that.

And Forza... :drool:

GIMME! Not that I'm jealous or anything... hehe.

DustDriver · Jul 14, 2005

nice car mr toad
Here in belgium there aren't that many funny cars. I think that the horns aren't even allowed here. At home we have a little Suzuki LJ80, if you know them. My dad sprayed it all orange, now it looks like a little fire engine

But don't you have to go to a car examination of some sort over there?

Mr. Toad · Jul 14, 2005

dustdriver
nice car mr toad
Here in belgium there aren't that many funny cars. I think that the horns aren't even allowed here. At home we have a little Suzuki LJ80, if you know them. My dad sprayed it all orange, now it looks like a little fire engine
But don't you have to go to a car examination of some sort over there?

Thanks Dustdriver

Aaahhh the horns.... once had to take the car home 'cause the policeman said "they were dangerous". And then another time a motorbike cop pulled up beside me (I was fearing the worst), he looks over and says "now that's cool". So, I guess it's all up to the individual.

We can get away with a lot of stuff. As long as you're not blowing black smoke from the back-end everything seems to be okay...

as for the fire engine, who gets to ring the little bell?

DustDriver · Jul 14, 2005

maby fire engine is a wrong word for it, but everyone says it because of the color

Mr. Toad · Jul 14, 2005

dustdriver
maby fire engine is a wrong word for it, but everyone says it because of the color

I like it! I'd have fun bootin' around in that

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