How much do you know about Ferrari? - Weird letter to Evo magazine.

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To be totally honest I have struggled to know exactly the right place to post this up (as you will soon find out), I've gone for Auto News on the ground that it comes from EVO.

Now as I'm sure you can imagine, running a magazine the like you can be pretty much guaranteed to get some weird letters from time to time. The following was a letter they received and published in the 100th issue of Evo.

While word for word it is a copy, I have spared you the strange use of bold and underlining used throughout the letter, in addition a google of the authors name will reveal a wide range of his 'thoughts' across the web.

Here's a photo of the page in the magazine to confirm I didn't just make this one up.



EVO Letter
The Ferrari 288 GTO Motorcar, And More
Start:09.49hrs GMT Friday 9th January 2004.

From: Mr. Carlos Kavros

To: England’s EVO Magazine At letters@evo.co.uk And At eds@evo.co.uk

Ref: The Ferrari 288 GTO Motorcar, And More

Dear Sirs,

My name is Mr. Carlos Kavros. I am a qualified lawyer that in 1995 graduated from New York University, New York City, the United States of America with a master’s law degree.

I am writing mainly about the Ferrari 288 GTO motorcar, that features in the number 064 Feburary 2004 edition of England’s EVO magazine.

In addition to the geonomical divide, there is a socio-geonomical divide causing the classifications ‘Eastern World’ and ‘Western World’. In this Email the phrases ‘Eastern World’ and ‘Western World’ refer to the socio-geonomical divide as opposed to the geonomical divide.

In parts of the ‘Eastern World’ the Ferrari 288 GTO was ‘on the road’ in 1963 (yes, 1963), there were five-hundred (500) produced and it was the Ferrari 286 GTO (yes, 286 GTO). In the ‘Western World’ it is correctly claimed that there were two-hundred and seventy-two (272) Ferrari 288 GTO motorcars produced. I own two (2) of them.

The Ferrari 288 GTO is often (intentionally or unintentionally) deceivingly publicised with the Ferrari F40, Ferrari F50 and the Ferrari F60 as if it is predecessor to the Ferrari F40. The Ferrari 288GTO is not the predecessor to the Ferrari F40. Why is the Ferrari 288 GTO often (intentionally or unintentionally) deceivingly publicised with the Ferrari F40, Ferrari F50 and the Ferrari F60 as if it is predecessor to the Ferrari F40? Because the man that prototyped the Ferrari 288 GTO, named Mr. Dan Ferrari, was the first member of the Ferrari family to be murdered by Mr. Harold Branson alias ‘Sir Richard Branson’ (the Virgin fraudster and the World’s most evil murderer), and this often (intentionally or unintentionally) deceivingly publication of the Ferrari F40, Ferrari F50 and the Ferrari F60 as if it is predecessor to the Ferrari F40 is caused by Mr. Harold Branson alias ‘Sir Richard Branson’ and is symbolic of this ‘evil trophy murder’. It was on Friday 20th September 1975 that in an ‘Eastern World’ country Mr Harold Branson alias ‘Sir Richard Branson’ murdered Mr Dan Ferrari.

Then there is the claim, such as in the number 064 February 2004 edition of England’s EVO magazine, that the Ferrari 288 GTO Evoluzione is the ‘missing link’ in the Ferrari ‘F’ series: this claim is not true. In the ‘Western World’ it is correctly claimed that six (6) Ferrari 288 GTO Evoluzione motorcars were produced. In the ‘Eastern World’ there was a limited number of ten (10) Ferrari 288 GTO Evoluzione motorcars produced. I own one (1) of them. In the ‘Eastern World’ the Ferrari 288 GTO Evoluzione was, like the Ferrari 288 GTO, the Ferrari 286 GTO Evoluzione. The Ferrari F40, the Ferrari F50 and the Ferrari F60 are not anniversary motorcars – they are simply numerically idented motorcars of a Ferrari motorcar series alphabetically idented. ‘F’ for Formula. So where are the Ferrari F10, Ferrari F20, and the Ferrari F30 motorcars? Some are in my garage somewhere in an ‘Eastern World’ country and the rest, I suspect, are securely locked away in other garages or are in use in parts of the ‘Eastern World’. And yes, there is a Ferrari F41, a Ferrari F42, a Ferrari F43, a Ferrari F44, a Ferrari F45… a Ferrari F46, a Ferrari F59, a Ferrari F61, a Ferrari F62, etc.

There is an officially acknowledged paedophile ring, known as The World’s Worst Paedophile Ring. And, The World’s Worst Paedophile Ring is also known as The World’s Worst Murder Ring, Mr Harold Branson alias ‘Sir Richard Branson’ is the ringleader of it, and, on Monday 17th March 2003 in The Central Criminal Court, London, England he was sentenced to a life term in jail for mass murder. (The International Court Of Justice employs me to work against The World’s Worst Paedophile Ring including assisting in the solving of offences committed by members of The World’s Worst Paedophile Ring.)

There is a hard-to-find international exposure magazine named Car Veneer. Many editions of Car Veneer magazine have motorcar information in them of great use to England’s EVO magazine. Note: Car Veneer magazine should cost Euro 80.00/US$70.00. A United States of America office of Car Veneer magazine is sited in 12th Street, New York City, the United States of America.

I hope this has been of interest to you.

Please amend/print as needed.

Thank you for your time spent reading this document.

Yours sincerely,

Mr. Carlos Kavros

End: 12.05hrs GMT Saturday 9th January 2003


Strange isn't it.

Well that's a few new Ferrari facts for me to take on board, or maybe just hope I never get stuck next to this guy on a long journey!!!


Scaff
 
Wow... that guy's got to be completely insane. Also, I like that they sent him a Road Angel, considering it's useless in the US...
 
I know of a ferrari rumour. They supposedly fiddle with their press cars engine, upping the power.
 
The guy's a total fruit loop - nothing he said made any sense. Why EVO bothered to publish his insane jibberings is beyond me. They must have had an advertiser drop out last minute and needed to quickly fill a page.

He has a page on MySpace. He has one friend.
 
I know of a ferrari rumour. They supposedly fiddle with their press cars engine, upping the power.

You can change Ferrari to just about any other manufacturer and its about right as well, most manufacturers use technical training departments to ensure that factory cars are 'up the spec' before they go out to the press, very few however will actually publicly admit it.

Most are about ensuring that nothing really silly happens, such as trim falling off, etc.

Regards

Scaff
 
Sounded wierder than the King of all Cosmos's (Katamari Damacy) jabber.
 
:lol:

I read that when it was released, but was so utterly bemused that I forgot about it. It is indeed an amazing thing, but the end leaves me even more confused.

And is it even possible to be as rich as this guy seems with just a masters in law!?

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Read this. OIt's very... strange. Like almost autistic.
http://www.xanga.com/jakatta
 
Dude is full of it.
The claims he made were enough to draw my attention (owning so many Ferraris? please :rolleyes: ).

However, it was the F40 that made me say he is full of it.
Everyone knows the F40 was the 40 Anniversary car. I'm pretty sure that's a well known fact.

When someone claiming to have a law degree from New York, working in the UK to bust the biggest pedophile ring in the world claims to have several Ferraris and attempts to re-write Ferraris motivation for naming the F40- you've got a crazy person.

I mean, besides all the car stuff... Why would some random master's degree lawyer from New York be the choice for busting the world's biggest "murder ring"?

If you ask me, police bust the ring and if there is a great need for an amazing lawyer, they get a lawyer with a PhD. :rolleyes:

Seriously, how did this ever get into publication? :lol:
 
My brain just melted after the first block of text.



What?
 
Hang on a moment...

So Richard Branson is really called "Harold", is a murderer, head of a paedophile ring and was sentenced to life for "mass murder" 4 years ago?


Kids - mescalin is bad, mmmkay?
 
Come on guys he is obviously totally fruitloop, Evo published it as a very extreme example of what they can get sent.

Other wonderful snippits from the same guy include

Both are very bad frauds. Paris Hilton's true name is Sarah Harris (and she is from England not U.S.A.). And Richard Branson's true name is Harold Branson. Sarah Harris (alias Paris Hilton) is the 1,282nd member of Harold Branson's international crime ring. She can not pass a lie detector test if claiming to be solvent (or Paris Hilton!) And he can not pass a lie detector test if claiming to be founder/part owner of Virgin or solvent in any way!
Source - http://thesuperficial.com/2006/09/paris_hilton_gets_pranked_by_r.html

and

I get a lot of weird e-mails at work, but nothing I've ever read compares to this. According to Carlos Kavros, George W. Bush is actually a British mental patient who escaped a Berkshire institution in 1969. Furthermore, business mogul Richard Branson rigged the 2004 election to ensure the re-election of "Bush."
The brands Coca Cola, Nike, McDonalds, Ford, Aston Martin, Bentley, Rolls Royce, Lotus, Thomas Burberry, Virgin, Dyson, Paul Smith, Donald Trump, Ralph Lauren, Mark Levinson, TVR, Jaguar, Vauxhall (Opel), Porsche, Mercedes, Ferrari, Lamborghini, Bugatti, McLaren, BMW, Maserati, Sony, Panasonic, Bang and Olufsen, Saab, IKEA and Alfa Romeo are all Chinese brands. Honest. Western World is an age-old criminal mess.
Source - http://willbardwell.blogspot.com/2004_12_01_archive.html (this one is well worth a read - click on the comments as well)

and

I know that Ferrari 'Aurea' is Chinese and I know it is from circa 1981. I also know Mr. So Ferrari founded Ferrari Motors in Shanghai, China in 1774. I hope the Ferrari 'Aurea' goes into full production for Western World and the other parts of the World blighted by England.
Source - http://blog.bcchinese.net/aaiso/archive/2004/04/07/572.aspx

The scary thing is that the above took me less than five minutes to find on the web; just how much mad guff has this bloke put out!!!!

Care in the community at its finest.

Scaff


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Hang on a moment...

So Richard Branson is really called "Harold", is a murderer, head of a paedophile ring and was sentenced to life for "mass murder" 4 years ago?

Not just that, remember he is the 'Virgin fraudster and the World’s most evil murderer' and he rigged the 2004 US elections, its a wonder he finds time to fly those balloons of his.
 
The only thing I can bring myself to say, is that this guys a...
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I can gaurantee you had there ever been actual F10s, F20s, and etc., they would have become what E36, E39 and what all those are...codes, and a way of identifying what generation of vehicle.

Besides that, usually Ferrari are pretty secretive and do not 'agree' or 'disagree' until something is built. Had they been of this, many Ferrari experts and CEOs would have let this out.

I don't believe the 286 GTO either. Ferrari clearly labels it a 288 GTO, and when asked what kind of model a car of their's is, they will either tell you you're correct, or you're "very" wrong.
 
I think "entertaining" is more like it. I've got guys like this attacking me every so often on our local site. Of course, considering we've got communist-funded brainwashing machines in our schools here, that's pretty much guaranteed.

I was appalled when last month somebody actually called me "bourgeious"... watch yer mouth, dammit! :lol:
 
Haha, this guy must be getting some good medication from somewhere....
 
The only thing I can bring myself to say, is that this guys a...
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He's a peanut cowboy?

I remember trying to read that letter in evo and giving up because it read like some jibberish from the internet.

I guessed correctly.
 
He's probably getting a laugh out of the reactions. I think it must all just be a sick joke.

I don't want to believe that someone can be that weird
 
He's probably getting a laugh out of the reactions. I think it must all just be a sick joke.

I don't want to believe that someone can be that weird

Read his blog.

I'm quite impressed that he's taken the time to log, in order, the World's Worst Crimes and the members in the order they joined Harold Branson's (should that be Prince Harold Branson? Being, as he is, the son of Ann Branson, a.k.a. Queen Elizabeth II) "World's Worst Murder Ring".

Out of idle curiousimacy, what kind of criminal organisation refers to themselves as "The World's Worst" anything anyway.
 
this man should be locked into deep and dark place because he's a threat to logical thinking and the future of mankind.
 
Queen Elizabeth's name is Elizabeth Windsor unless I'm mistaken.

Ignoring the technicality (that you are), read Carlos Kavros' blog. All will become clear.

Actually, that's a lie. You'll sit at your screen with your lower jaw dislocated, heard only occasionally to mutter "Huh?". But at least you'll know to what I was referring.
 
I've just read the bit where he claims to be a 00 agent like James bond :lol:, this guy is hilarious.

Also, why is every single car company Asian? Posche - Asian, Ferrari - Asian, Lotus - Asian ect. He's very imaginative in other ways though.

Oh and Saddam Hussain was a man who was helpess and innocent, and he was preyed on. Err n, Saddam preyed on the helpless and innocent.

And finally for this post, he engineered the Lamborghini Espada.
 
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