2016 GTP Awards - Quote of the Year

[DQuaN]

Thought-provoking, genius, ridiculous or just plain side-splitting - what's the best thing you've read on GTPlanet this year (post must have been made after 31/12/2015)?

Please vote above for which you think should be the GTPlanet Award winner for Quote of the Year 2016. Nominees are:

So what is it?

I've never seen one before - no one has - but I'm guessing it's a white hole.

A white hole?

Every action has an equal and opposite reaction. A black hole sucks time and matter out of the Universe; a white hole returns it.

So that thing's spewing time back into the universe?

Precisely. That's why we're experiencing these curious time phenomena on GTP.

So what is it?

I've never seen one before - no one has - but I'm guessing it's a white hole.

A white hole?

Then again, this is the internet and people will bring your manhood and sexual preferences into question out of the clear blue regardless of what you say. Not the case around here though because everyone is a lot more civilized.

That sounds like something somebody with a small penis would say.

Let's not forget that there have been allegations in the past of a Stonecutters society here on GTP.

Spoiler

Who controls the Cool Wall crown?
Who keeps the manual gearbox down?
WE DO! WE DO!

Who keeps a spare tyre in the trunk?
Who thinks the Sunbird's a pile of junk?
WE DO! WE DO!

Who promotes the electric car?
Who makes the Insight... a star?
WE DO! WE DO!

Who knows when to change the brakes?
Who has Liberals in V8s?
WE DOOO! WE DOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Listen up you absurdly large vertically-placed rectangular prism, Aunt Jemima would never associate with a conversion kit-car as dastardly as that! How dare you?!?!?!?!?!?

Are you sure? This is Donald Trump we're talking about - subtlety is not his forté because forté sounds suspiciously foreign.

You are meant to translate it for others to see.

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****.

GTPlanet boggles my boggles. When I drink, I smash into the wall and scream in anguish. When the morphine kicks in, I start drooling but then quickly become sad when it wears off. When the nurse comes at with a needle for another shot, I get scared. I blushed when she said "drop your pants" then the doctor stuck his thumb up my butt.

GTPlanet, you should totally try morphine. Just watch out for butt doctors. Not cool. Shoving thumbs down your throat elicits one hell of a gag reflex, and the idea is quite off-putting, but then you start feeling better and go drink some more. Probably not the best idea, especially when you're alone on a vibrating bed.

Esteban: "How will I break it to the team that the car is so unbalanced, it actually handled better on three wheels......"

 

[TB]

No context for my quote?

 

[W3H5]

No context for my quote?

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Understood?

 

[polysmut]

It was a translation of this.

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[TeamCZRRacing]

Genuinely surprised my Quick Match Rhapsody wasn't nominated...

 

[Jimlaad43]

Genuinely surprised my Quick Match Rhapsody wasn't nominated...

I'm sure we all have posts we'd have like to have been featured here

 

[TRGTspecialist]

Who the flip was the eejit(s) who nominated one of my caption comp entries - it's not even the best caption of the year!

 

[Jimlaad43]

Who the flip was the eejit(s) who nominated one of my caption comp entries - it's not even the best caption of the year!

Obviously the best caption of the year was my Monaco one

 

[Leadfoot530]

I'd google a "white hole", but I'm honestly kind of afraid as to what I'll find.

 

[Famine]

I'd google a "white hole", but I'm honestly kind of afraid as to what I'll find.

 

[Lizard]

I feel it is a little unfair not quoting me with @TB as it needs that context.

 

[prisonermonkeys]

For the record, I have asked @DQuaN to remove me from this poll and any other award that I have been nominated for (although strangely enough, I got the notification from @Famine). I have never participated in the GTP Awards, and I never will. I have seen the concept used at other forums, where it quickly degenerated into a popularity contest or an opportunity mudslinging. While GTP is considerably better-run than other forums, it doesn't change the way that the whole idea just makes me incredibly uncomfortable.

 

[W3H5]

For the record, I have asked @DQuaN to remove me from this poll and any other award that I have been nominated for (although strangely enough, I got the notification from @Famine). I have never participated in the GTP Awards, and I never will. I have seen the concept used at other forums, where it quickly degenerated into a popularity contest or an opportunity mudslinging. While GTP is considerably better-run than other forums, it doesn't change the way that the whole idea just makes me incredibly uncomfortable.

Boooooooooooo!!!!

Though inclination be as sharp as will,
My stronger guilt defeats my strong intent,
And, like a man to double business bound,
I stand in pause where I shall first begin,
And both neglect

 

[prisonermonkeys]

Though inclination be as sharp as will,
My stronger guilt defeats my strong intent,
And, like a man to double business bound,
I stand in pause where I shall first begin,
And both neglect

Do you really think that quoting Hamlet is going to change my mind?

 

[W3H5]

Do you really think that quoting Hamlet is going to change my mind?

No. Not really. I just thought you might appreciate it...


...because I'm drunk, and it's Christmas, sort of.

 

[prisonermonkeys]

I just thought you might appreciate it...

Oh, I do. It's just an interesting choice, given the existential themes.

 

[W3H5]

Oh, I do.

My work is done here...

*flutters away with jazz hands*

 

[prisonermonkeys]

*flutters away with jazz hands*

Sounds like something Ophelia would do.

 

[AerodyManiac]

I could be wrong here, but shouldn't TenEightyOne's post be quoted in the 'White Hole' quote as well? It now seems like homeforsummer is quoting Famine instead.

Anyway, excellent stuff. The first option actually had my mind boggled for the first few minutes, until I realised what was going on.

 

[Roo]

Not sure if I should go for the penis or the white hole.

 

[polysmut]

Not sure if I should go for the penis or the white hole.

The penis is a solid choice.

 

[Ken]

Not sure if I should go for the penis or the white hole.

I don't think this is the place to question one's sexuality. Just saying.

EDIT:

I guess if it comes down to the two choices, it can be rather difficult. The choice for penis is rather rock solid, but it's so easy to slip in the white-hole. Really, I would just do what makes you feel better as a person.

 

[polysmut]

I guess if it comes down to the two choices, it can be rather difficult. The choice for penis is rather rock solid, but it's so easy to slip in the white-hole. Really, I would just do what makes you feel better as a person.

Yeah, it's a hard one.

 

[W3H5]

Yeah, it's a hard one.

A stiff decision, one might say.

 

[polysmut]

A stiff decision, one might say.

I looked at the poll carefully then ticked a box. Crossed the T's, dotted the I's.

 

[Liquid]

I have to be honest, I thought I had a better quote than that but it's nice to be acknowledged.

 

[Famine]

Crikey, @homeforsummer's penis has taken a narrow lead.

 

[Dennisch]

Crikey, @homeforsummer's penis has taken a narrow lead.

This seems to be a trend.

 

[Famine]

This seems to be a trend.

I was going to say it was in the lead by a short head...

 

[Eh Team]

Aw man, I just realized I forgot to nominate DQuaN's drunken Le Mans posts. Those were pretty great I thought, oh well.