Jeep's Trackhawk is the World's Fastest SUV... on Ice

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Jeep's Trackhawk is the World's Fastest SUV... on Ice

This article was published by Joe Donaldson (@Joey D) on May 3rd, 2019 in the Automotive News category.

 

[MaxAttack]

Has there ever been a more redundant accolade than "World's fastest SUV", i wonder?

 

[Epic B]

We have the Trailhawk, we have the Trackhawk, I guess we have the Icehawk now.

 

[Schmiggz]

It will sell a lot in Finland

 

[VXR]

That's neat. My car is the fastest car on our driveway.

 

[Auditore]

We have the Trailhawk, we have the Trackhawk, I guess we have the Icehawk now.

Unfortunely "Tomahawk" is already taken by Dodge

 

[MaxAttack]

Unfortunely "Tomahawk" is already taken by Dodge

Mohawk?

 

[Auditore]

Mohawk?

Tonyhawk

 

[MaxAttack]

Tonyhawk

ChesneyHawkes!

 

[Teal]

Mike Hawk?

 

[Northstar]

Has there ever been a more redundant accolade than "World's fastest SUV", i wonder?

It's no more redundant than every other "world's fastest" claim attached to a road car, especially since they've been getting more and more specific with the claim.

 

[EngieDiesel]

It's no more redundant than every other "world's fastest" claim attached to a road car, especially since they've been getting more and more specific with the claim.

Well, who really looks at the tiny print those asterisks lead to anyway?

The 2019 Generic Autos Beigebox is the World's Fastest Mid-Size Crossover*


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