A test for everyone to take.

[Viper_Maniac]

Take the quiz to find out......

Take the "Which Kevin Smith Male Are You?" Quiz!!

 

[GilesGuthrie]

I was "Dante from Clerks", but I have ABSOLUTELY NO IDEA what that means.

 

[Talentless]

Silent Bob.

 

[Talentless]

Oh, Clerks sucked.

 

[TATINEE]

Um, hello?!?! I'm female! hehe. I took the girls test last night and it said I'm Brandy from Mallrats. It's been such a long time since I saw it, I don't remember who she is.

 

[Viper_Maniac]

Heres what it said for me:

There are a million things we'd like to say to you, but we can't express ourselves monosyllabically enough for you to understand them all. Basically, you're an a**hole. You're a phony and a fake who likes taking road trips down the Hershey Highway. No one likes you except for your cellmates, because your actions are obnoxious and arrogant. But hey, where you're at, they screw people in a very uncomfortable place. Like the back of a volkswagen? I thought she was 35!

 

[TAFJonathan]

Randall from clerks

 

[TAFJonathan]

I havent seen the movie, though

 

[GVX]

You give off bad vibes, and like to have control in any given situation. If you aren't satisfied with something then you don't think anyone else should be either. You'd go pretty far to get what you want, even if it means wiping out human existance! On an upside...you do have sexy horns.

 

[vat_man]

Dante from Clerks (I almost knew it'd be that before I started - having done very similar work I really relate to that charactor (even look a little like him when I run the goatee - which has been abandoned due to too much grey hair).

 

[Schumy]

Originally posted by GilesGuthrie
I was "Dante from Clerks", but I have ABSOLUTELY NO IDEA what that means.

same here

 

[vat_man]

See the film - anyone who's had experience working directly with customers in retail will love it.