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Found a good one... and wanted to share it. 
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A young guy from New York moves to Florida and goes to a big "everything-under-one-roof" department store looking for a job.
The manager says "Do you have any sales experience?"
The kid says "Yeah, I was a salesman back home in New York."
Well, the boss liked the kid so he gave him the job.
"You'll start tomorrow, I'll come down after we close and see how you did."
His first day on the job was rough but he got through it.
After the store was locked up, the boss came down,
"How many sales did you make today?"
The kid says "one."
The boss says, "Just one?!! Our sales people average 20 to 30 sales aday!How much was the sale for?
The kid says "$101,237.64"
The boss says, "$101,237.64?What The Hell Did You Sell????????????
The kid says, "First I sold him a small fish hook, then I sold him an amedium fish hook, then I sold him a larger fish hook, then I sold him a new fishing rod.
Then I asked him where he was going fishing and he said down at the coast, so I told him he was going to need a boat, so we went down to the boat department and I sold him that twin engine Chris Craft.
Then he said he didn't think his Honda Civic would pull it, so I took himdown to the automotive department and sold him that 4x4 Ford Expedition."
The boss said, "A guy came in here to buy a fish hook and you sold him a boat and a truck?
The kid says, "No, originally he came in here to buy a box of tampons for his wife and I said, Well, your weekend's shot, you might as well go fishing."
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A young guy from New York moves to Florida and goes to a big "everything-under-one-roof" department store looking for a job.
The manager says "Do you have any sales experience?"
The kid says "Yeah, I was a salesman back home in New York."
Well, the boss liked the kid so he gave him the job.
"You'll start tomorrow, I'll come down after we close and see how you did."
His first day on the job was rough but he got through it.
After the store was locked up, the boss came down,
"How many sales did you make today?"
The kid says "one."
The boss says, "Just one?!! Our sales people average 20 to 30 sales aday!How much was the sale for?
The kid says "$101,237.64"
The boss says, "$101,237.64?What The Hell Did You Sell????????????
The kid says, "First I sold him a small fish hook, then I sold him an amedium fish hook, then I sold him a larger fish hook, then I sold him a new fishing rod.
Then I asked him where he was going fishing and he said down at the coast, so I told him he was going to need a boat, so we went down to the boat department and I sold him that twin engine Chris Craft.
Then he said he didn't think his Honda Civic would pull it, so I took himdown to the automotive department and sold him that 4x4 Ford Expedition."
The boss said, "A guy came in here to buy a fish hook and you sold him a boat and a truck?
The kid says, "No, originally he came in here to buy a box of tampons for his wife and I said, Well, your weekend's shot, you might as well go fishing."
