Ahhh?.....Ummmmm? OK!?

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A Welsh man has been banned from going out on weekends after he was caught simulating sex with a parked four-wheel-drive.

CCTV cameras caught Daniel Craig Cooper, a 24-year-old from Springfields in Holywell, during his naked rampage through Holywell town centre during a night out on August 18, The Leader reports.

The father-of-three was first seen urinating before heading down High Street with his pants around his ankles and his shirt pulled over his head.

Prosecutor John Wylde said Cooper then entered a kebab shop, where he stimulated a sex act against the counter before laying on the ground and continuing.

Cooper then went onto the street where he encountered the Land Rover Discovery. He was arrested by police a short time later.

Flintshire Magistrates Court heard Cooper had not been out drinking for some time before the night and had left home with just $22 in his pocket.

The defence counsel said Cooper was a responsible family man and had been "totally ashamed" by the incident.

He pleaded guilty to a charge of indecent exposure and placed on a community order which prevents him from going out between 7pm and 7am on Friday, Saturday and Sunday nights for the next three months.

He was also ordered to pay $144 in court costs.


http://news.ninemsn.com.au/world/2013/09/12/10/54/welsh-man-caught-having-sex-with-four-wheel-drive
 
This coming a couple of months after a guy stripped and relieved himself in a railway station elevator in Prestatyn.

I think Liquid made the right choice by leaving North Wales. :dopey:
 
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I bet he'd taken some sort of drug, if he hadn't he needs to get some help not a curfew.
 
I could make a joke that 007 was caught exposing himself, but for the sake of sanity, I won't. Though Indecent Exposure would carry jail time here in the states.
 
Based on the predicted sounds of this thread title, I was expecting more of a late-night tractor sex theme.
 
This coming a couple of months after a guy stripped and relieved himself in a railway station elevator in Prestatyn.

I think Liquid made the right choice by leaving North Wales. :dopey:

Nothing to do with me, m'lud!
 
Nothing to do with me, m'lud!

If I see a story like any of those on ekathimerini soon, I'll know who to blame.

He must have been drunk to be walking around North Wales with dollars in his pocket :odd:

How dare the Aussies convert his currency into AUD! :lol:

Then again.... was alcohol involved?

Conflicting reports. Some say he was drunk while the link in the OP suggests he hadn't been out drinking. Which leads me to assume he may have been drinking at home instead.
 
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