And in other news, Hell froze over today...

[Touring Mars]

...flights into London Heathrow were diverted due to a flock of flying pigs, and George W. Bush was nominated for the Nobel Peace Prize... oh, and Britain won Gold and Silver in the Women's 400m at the World Championships in Osaka... honest, guv!

Proof...

 

[Danny]

Lies! Damned lies!

But a great result. 👍

 

[Keichi Tsuchiya]

She's Black, and representin'. You don't hate - yet you depreciate.

 

[Lee]

Chocolate, the medals have to be chocolate, it's the only explaination..