...and you can't stop me!

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Whoop-a-dee-doo!

I will, from now on, be referring to Doug as idiot. Make mental note. Or not.

Idiot.
 
Originally posted by M5Power
From now on, I will be referring to the BMW 3-series as the BMW 3-class, the BMW 5-series as the BMW 5-class, and the BMW 7-series as the BMW 7-class. Make a mental note.

Command Mode:
> Enter Mental Note
Supply Note...
> Doug is mad.
Note already exists. Update/Replace?
> Leave as-is
Command completed successfully.
 
Originally posted by M5Power
From now on, I will be referring to the BMW 3-series as the BMW 3-class, the BMW 5-series as the BMW 5-class, and the BMW 7-series as the BMW 7-class. Make a mental note.
Mental note:
Switch to "ghetto mode"
1. Doug is cold trippin'
2. No more "40s" for him at nite.
3. Have orderlies check the straps on his "robe"
Close program for mental notes.
 
Originally posted by GilesGuthrie
She drove it, and even though that nasty Mr Bangle hadn't got his hands on it, she pronounced it 'junk'. Did you know, by the way, that Bangle has recently discovered that he's left-handed?


"Last year staff at Subaru were shocked to discover that the computer they used to design the wheels for high performance models could do other colours apart from gold. 'That was a relief,' said one insider at the time (not in German). 'They looked ****.'"

Classic.

Audi A4 = Very Good
BMW 3 series = Very Poor.

Shame about the non-acceptance of the 3-class; I was only even guessing that they came in diesel estate.
 
Originally posted by M5Power
Shame about the non-acceptance of the 3-class; I was only even guessing that they came in diesel estate.

Indeed. 320d (which I have driven and reported here - you should do a seach), and 330d, which is supposed to be very good, but not according to my mother.
 
Originally posted by GilesGuthrie
Indeed. 320d (which I have driven and reported here - you should do a seach), and 330d, which is supposed to be very good, but not according to my mother.

Your mother, Giles, got rid of a Jaguar E-Type.

I hate her!
 
Originally posted by GilesGuthrie
Indeed. 320d (which I have driven and reported here - you should do a seach), and 330d, which is supposed to be very good, but not according to my mother.

'Car' ranks the 330d as the sixth-best car in the whole of Britain, and though I'm not doubting the credibility of your mother, we're talking about 45mpg and the numbers of the normal 330. In fact, if they made a 330xd, I'd import four.
 
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