Biggest Troll Car Contest!

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This is how I (t)roll.

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Then I repainted it.
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Drift events, races, rally. This thing does it all. I even caused an 11 car pile up because half the pack of LMPs was looking back at my Gold Chrome Honda Odyssey.
 
The fully tuned Cobra Resto is a blast to drive, I have one as well. That post made me take it for a few laps worth of smokey burn outs through Cape Ring last night.
 
I'm not sure what you mean exactly by troll. You mean sleeper car that looks funny while it wins? Or the cars trolls drive? If the latter...

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Every time I see this car online I think...there's someone who can't drive. It's an obvious dominator car often entered into a field it doesn't belong in and is an overcompensation for drivers that aren't, well, good at driving.

When I think of SSR7 I think of this car, at pretty much any PP level. It's like an understated vintage X2010/11.
 
Why would people kick them? they aren't gonna win so i don't get it?:confused:

They troll with this car and ram people etc. Butt ugly cars lol. Anything to make people mad. It's funny.
 
Every time I see this car online I think...there's someone who can't drive. It's an obvious dominator car often entered into a field it doesn't belong in and is an overcompensation for drivers that aren't, well, good at driving.

When I think of SSR7 I think of this car, at pretty much any PP level. It's like an understated vintage X2010/11.

Same with 908 HDI, CIEN, Enzo, GT-ONE etc.
 
Red bull cars
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^^^ WINNER! lol, because let's be honest, every troll seems to use it at every given opportunity, I'd say all the cars in the recommended garage online are troll cars too, you see one of those roll on to the track and you just know it's some noob, couple it with a user from certain nationalities then you just know you need to stay well away from them!
 
Red bull cars
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and thanks to vettel's win, there are level 10 noobs running rampant with a car they can't even drive. i enter an X1 lobby hoping for a good race, but NOOO, i'm used as a bumper for the first chicane in monza!
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Yellow Bird with 200kg of ballast at the very front. (OK, so to purists this might be "cheating" in that you're turning a RR monster into something quite mild, but I'll explain why it's worth it)

Almost 50/50 weight distribution after doing this, and super-fast for the PP level PD gives it. (I assume because of its difficulty) After you've won a couple races, watch as someone thinks "Aha! This car is fast so I'll get my own Yellow Bird out and beat the 🤬!" Then they spin out at Turn 1 because they don't know to put on ballast. Then they cuss a bit and leave.

If everyone is using Racing Softs the Yellow Bird becomes even better.

It's quite frankly the racing game equivalent of a bolt action rifle and just as insulting to use well. :lol: :lol: But similarly, it only does well if you know how to use it.
 
^^^ WINNER! lol, because let's be honest, every troll seems to use it at every given opportunity, I'd say all the cars in the recommended garage online are troll cars too, you see one of those roll on to the track and you just know it's some noob, couple it with a user from certain nationalities then you just know you need to stay well away from them!

I Think we know which nationality that you mean: THE DIRTY SPANISH
 
Later I'll post a picture of a Mazda Autozam I've just made for drifting, and the funny thing is that it's not that bad at it!!
 
The most fun trolls are the ones who don't know how penalties work. Someone entered my room in a Dodge ram on Comfort Softs against supercars on Racing tyres. So I knew he was going to ram people.

Lucky for us he decided to turn around immediately instead of ramming everyone in turn one. I was in first place when I saw him trying to block the final straight by standing still in the middle of it. I think it took the whole field to drive through him before he realized he was a ghost and left:D
 
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