By Hook Or By Crook...

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Now it's time for some fun! Win in the beginner race with the lowest PP car you can and it is "by hook or by crook". In other words, no holds barred! You can lie, cheat, steal, block, pit or whatever it takes to win with the lowest PP possible. My best so far is '83 Honda CRX at 363 PP. I used SH tires, installed a custom suspension set at 105 6.00 fr, 5.04 rr with shocks at 5 across the board, ar bar at 5 and toe at .20 and .80. Brakes were at 2 and transmission was 5 speed. Everything else was stock. TCS was at 0 and ABS was at 2. Good luck !!!! I had to use blocking at the finish for the win....
 
This is not usually my type of thing, nor yours I'd guess, but as a diverting break from the more serious driving it's a laugh. 359PP Golf GTi '76 did the job. SH tyres and LSD, SRF on and away we go like a 12 year old car thief.:D
 
This is a good idea. Almost like the Stock Seasonals thread. Valuable information, competitiveness, and positive social interaction can be the outcome.
However - sportsmanship should be maintained.
No cheating. :mischievous:

*readies Midget for jumping.
 
Ok, new bar.

353 PP Honda EXA Canopy L.A. Version Type S '88 SH

Susp: Custom 90 lowering, 7.50 and 6.15 shocks 5 across the board on dampers, ar bar 4, camber .5 on both, toe .20 and .80 Brakes at 2

Trans: custom, only change was to 4.110 final gear (R&P)

Drivetrain: Triple clutch

Power: Sports Computer

Body: Stage 1 weight reduction, Carbon hood, window weight reduction

Oh and TC at 0 and ABS at 2...

Oh and LOTS of cheating...
 
338PP Alfa Romeo Giulia Sprint Speciale '67, stock except for SH tyres. Drafting is a waste of time because they just pull away but if you can trick them into bump-drafting you. I must stop this or when I go back to the TTs I'll think I'm bloody Stirling Moss.
 
338PP Alfa Romeo Giulia Sprint Speciale '67, stock except for SH tyres. Drafting is a waste of time because they just pull away but if you can trick them into bump-drafting you. I must stop this or when I go back to the TTs I'll think I'm bloody Stirling Moss.

Crap, that will be tough to beat!!!
 
20150205_222038.jpg Won very crookedly in a stupidly painted 290 pp '02 Prius. Needed to block down the whole last straight.
Edit: Won at 280 pp now, I think that is as low pp as I can get.
 
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:lol: You look like you're blocking the whole field.



Great. I'm good at fibbing. ;)
Dirty racing experience paid off. I swerved in front of the TVR and got a push, shoved the yellow RX-7 into the grass enough to make it check up, and sideswiped the Skyline just enough to slow it down while staying in front of the other cars.
Dirty racing made clean with the eletric Prius.
 
I can't wait to try this.
I have a lot of experience fighting with the AI - there was a time I was trying to figure out whether they had some sort of 'traction beam' that they used and would fight them all the time and learn what they would do.
Playing dirty is a great game - the CPU/Brain/Core Program hates it and will start to record your every move and strike back in all deadly ways - just keep doing it and you will see for yourself.

The PP challenge is interesting, though - because that adds another wrinkle to the mission.
PP can be modified in many way - ballast is a good way for instance, and adding weight gives you some advantages when fighting dirty races.
I can tell you - the AI can fight real dirty when they want to.
In fact, I learned a lot from them.
Well, some of them. :lol:
So I'm ready for some 'sanctioned' no-holds-barred virtual racing. Can't do it in real life now, can we?
And we have a competition, too.


The only way we can cheat in this Series that Los Topador has set up is that we cannot prove anything we do.
So let's not lie.
That would be cheating. ;)
 
I tried a few cars, now I know I suck at corner cutting & overall cheating too... Every time I tried to short a corner one of the minions would T-bone me. I can't even cheat properly, there goes that political career.
 
I think it's a learned skill. Keep trying. Practise makes perfect.

And as I mentioned - those rabbits are wolves in disguise. :sly:
 
No one can stop one from lying but then you miss the fun of the challenge.

Agreed. 👍 And this is why I dropped that gentle hint ;) :

However - sportsmanship should be maintained.
No cheating. :mischievous:

Takes the fun out of it when someone brags for all the wrong reasons.

I had a great time with this last night - not much time to play, so I thought I'd do this challenge quickly since it wasn't going to take too much time.
Went in with my Evoque reduced to 450PP. No problemo - super clean race. And fast - rabbits ran like hounds from hell. Check out what Nisimura is doing with the NSX:

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Okay, next stop? Reduced to 400PP - but I had one dirty move - I had to tap Nisimura towards the end of the last lap before the final straight, and slowed him down shocked for a second. This let Holopainen driving the Trueno ahead of him to block him, and Holopainen came in second. I didn't have to block Holopainen, the Evoque was still quick enough to get to the line, but the Trueno did come up fast enough to almost kiss my ass as I took the chequers:

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Third race, reeled down to 383 PP, 50% power, some bolt-ons, still running ABS1, TCS1, and everything else voided.
This one needed some strategy. So I thought - okay, I'll first take out Holopainen bad - this would throw him back into the mid-pack and that would also slow them all down further. That would also give me a chance to get to Nisimura and take him out real bad so that he would end up in the mid-pack, and Holopainen take over, but by which time I would hopefully be home and away. Was quite a tussle, but I managed - only two dirty moves which were the nasty hooks I threw at Nisimura and Holopainen. Or so I thought. As I went down the straight for the final time suddenly Marchal in the Legacy and de Clerq in the Silvia get magic powers and chase me to the line like rabid rabbits.
Obviously there was no magic - :lol: - the final standings show that they are doing their fastest, but it seems really fast to me because at this low PP I'm maxing out, too.

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Finally, for my fourth and last (so far) race the Evoque was slammed down to 353 PP - I'm carrying almost 27 pounds per horse. That's a lot. There are cars are out there that carry just over a pound per horse. I was transporting bricks! :lol::

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What a race it was! Two dirty moves and a final block-session that would have had the spectators hooting, but edge of the seat excitement for me and heart-pounding all right. When these rabbits get nasty, they can make your pulse race.

Final standings - almost a minute away from my time in Race 1 (450PP)

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First dirty move was at the beginning of the second lap - first turn - I've reached the top of the tail-enders, and trying to get to the bottom of the mid-pack - but Maddox in the Camaro tries to get away and slow me down.

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I let him get away - he was going to end up as a brake-block if he wanted to play like that. :D
A slight tap to get his ass out of the way:


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Then I was through:

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Next dirty move, a light trading of paint with Chang in the red Lancer Evo, who was playing blocker at the bottom of the mid-pack:

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Then working through the mid-pack, fast and clean, with Holopainen finally in sight:

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Holopainen is playing dirty, too - the AI have no problem playing dirty if the player is playing dirty. :lol: :

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Finally I get past Holopainen, and we head into the final straight for the end of the second lap. Menwhile Nisimura is playing pace car out in front, and I'm on pins - could I catch him up? And what was Holopainen and the gang up to? If they took me out on the straight I would have a set-back all right.

So we head down the straight guns blazing. I'm doing my best to stay away from them.

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We end up ready to duke it out at the corner. This is a classic shot - one of my favourites in my albums now. Once again I realise that when we go in with over-powered or ill-matched cars we have no time to really race the rabbits - we just zoom past them - in effect they become just rolling roadblocks; we have created our own reality.
But in a car that you cannot be a bully, then we're stuck with the AI right beside us every step of the way, and this not only makes us understand them more because of the greater time spent with them, but also gives us many breathless minutes of flank-to-flank racing.
And I mean flank . . to . . flank:


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I grab the corner with just a split-second's late-braking, keeping my ass off their inquisitive noses:

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I finally catch up with Nisimura. As you can see from the GPS readout I have finally got away from the mid-pack and you can see also see how much Nisimura has rabbitted away while I've been tussling with the field trying to get to him.

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I sweep past him cleanly, but now I know I have a major block-session ahead of me.

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Meanwhile, because Nisimura can't pass me, I've suddenly inherited a challenge from Marchal in the Legacy:

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You can see him turn his wheels and try to spin me - well, hell, he can race dirty, too:

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Nisimura is hanging back, letting his hitman do the job, so he can streak past the line. I'm holding on to the Evoque - easy with all that extra weight! - and maintaining my momentum! :lol:

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Finally come in with the win, milliseconds to spare, and what a great race!

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So I'm going back later - try to find another field - maybe the one with that ace rabbit Vitale (fastest I've seen so far in this event,) and see what transpires.
If I come across this pack again, and I have the Evoque with me I might go in with less than 350 PP, but I know I'm going to be in for one helluva tussle.
 
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Awesome blow by blow Photon! When the new A Spec races are released I will do this again and will change the parameters slightly. My first time trying it and like you I had a blast!
 
For the new events won in a 290 pp Prius for the Beginner race, 264 pp '49 VW Beetle (which is less than half the max pp) for Intermediate and a 380 pp GSX-R/4 for the Expert race.
Edit: down to 288 pp with the Prius.
 
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