Caught in Toaster

[Grayfox]

Firefighters in London have had the unenviable task of rescuing an elderly man who got his penis stuck in a toaster.​

The man didn't divulge exactly how his appendage became caught in the household device, but thankfully firefighters were able to safely extricate the body part, The Mirror reports.

Firefighter Dave Brown revealed that embarrassing incidents like this are quite common: "I don't know whether it's the Fifty Shades effect, but the number of incidents involving items like handcuffs seems to have gone up".

Some of the awkward incidents that Third Officer Brown and his team have been called out to over the last three years include:

18 incidents that saw children get their heads stuck in toilet seats or potties.

Five incidents involving people's hands being caught in shredders.

79 incidents of people being trapped in handcuffs.​

http://news.ninemsn.com.au/world/2013/10/08/13/22/firefighters-remove-mans-penis-from-toaster

 

[ProjectWHaT]

Ummm...okay

 

[Carbonox]

Is this another one of those "gone wrong" situations?

 

[Ibonibo]

All this people suffer from severe vertigo and fall on, in, between, the most random stuff....

 

[Dotini]

In their final flourish of decadence, the Romans combined food and sex in lavish orgies.

It's a sad comment on the down-at-heel decadence of the British when a bloke needs his toaster to get his jollies off.

 

[orimarc]

A toaster? Of all the things he could've chosen to stick his knob in, he chose A TOASTER?!

 

[Grayfox]

Well you are told not to stick knifes in a toaster.
Think that saying needs some work.

 

[DK]

At least it wasn't the ceiling fan.

That said, if this went wrong, it would same like an OTT death in Final Destination.

 

[dxm8975]

Rather I've been wondering what he had done so as to thrust his prick in a toaster

 

[MatskiMonk]

If only the fire service could save you from every situation where you stuck your penis somewhere that you really shouldn't have done.

 

[dxm8975]

If only the fire service could save you from every situation where you stuck your penis somewhere that you really shouldn't have done.

 

[Adamgp]

This sort of thing happens to me all the time.

 

[ImmalovemaGTR]

If only the fire service could save you from every situation where you stuck your penis somewhere that you really shouldn't have done.

Epic

@Adamgp: WUT?

 

[Adamgp]

Epic

@Adamgp: WUT?

I didn't think anyone would take me seriously.

 

[ImmalovemaGTR]

I didn't think anyone would take me seriously.

Ehhrm I... I never took you seriously

 

[Adamgp]

Ehhrm I... I never took you seriously

Besides, I don't even own a toaster for this very reason.

 

[ImmalovemaGTR]

Besides, I don't even own a toaster for this very reason.

I own one, but it does not work hehehehe

 

[Jay.]

I bet the guy will be filing for divorce now.
I would if she sunk her teeth into my pride.

 

[Adamgp]

I own one, but it does not work hehehehe

I have a toaster oven but we agreed to just be friends.

 

[ImmalovemaGTR]

I have a toaster oven but we agreed to just be friends.

Oh I remember I had a similar talk to my microwave

 

[Slash]

I am ing so hard right now .

 

[photonrider]

Crumbs! Some crust.
What was this dough-brain thinking?

On Topic: Sticking things into ourselves, or sticking our things into other things, whether living, dead, or inanimate has a very, very long history. It's just that with the speed of the media today things come to light more often, and quicker.

Best to keep things undercover, and in places that you won't end up toast.

 

[Grayfox]

I am ing so hard right now .

Thats jan valentine's line.

 

[Pupik]

No pun session yet? This is GTPlanet, right?

 

[Furinkazen]

Was going to ask why he had his gentlemans area stuck in a toaster... Then I realised he wanted Roast Potato Balls.

 

[photonrider]

Guy was probably a loafer.

 

[Dan]

Perhaps you should add "NSFW" to the title...

 

[Nicksfix]

On Topic: Sticking things into ourselves, or sticking our things into other things, whether living, dead, or inanimate has a very, very long history. It's just that with the speed of the media today things come to light more often, and quicker.

We've a friend who works in a hospital (sometimes gets stuck in the E.R.) and you'd be surprised at what things she has told us that people do with objects and where they end up. It's not exactly forum friendly either. There are some weird ass people out there.

Perhaps this guy didn't have any charcoal to grill his weenie, so he thought he'd toast it. 💡

 

[Pit Crew]

A hunka hunka burning love

 

[Sanji Himura]

Well, My brother is a doctor, my sister is a lawyer...

...And I hate Thanksgiving.