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a man walks into a bar.
ouch.
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two men walk into a bar.
boom boom chhh
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three mean walk into a bar
you think one of them would have seen it.
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what's big, yellow, and site at the bottom of your pool?
a bulldozer.
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what's blue, has 4 legs and 16 balls?
a pool table.
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what's big, white, and if it fell from a tree could kill you?
a fridge.
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how do you get 1000 pikachus onto a bus?
pokemon.
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what's blue and f***s grannies?
hypothermia.
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what's red and silver?
a baby with a fork in it's eye.
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what's red, black and screams?
a baby in a microwave.
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what's red, white and screams?
a skinned baby in a bag of salt.
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what's white and wriggles?
a baby in a bag.
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what do you call a townie in a box?
innit.
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what do you call two townies shagging in a box?
fu****g innit.
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what do you call a townie in a filing cabinet?
sorted.
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what do you call a fat townie?
massive.
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what do you call a townie in hell?
wicked.
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what do you do if you see a tony blair coming towards you with half a head?
stop laughing and reload.
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why shouldn't you run over a townie on a bike?
could be your bike.
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how does prince william screw a lightbulb?
he puts a stool in front of him, stands on it, and the world revolves around him.
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what have you done wrong if the wife nags you in the living room?
made the chain too long from the kitchen.
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why can't women ski?
cos there's no snow in between the bedroom and the kitchen.
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what's the useless piece of flesh around the *****?
the woman.
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why does a woman smile when going down the isle?
cos she knows that she's given her last *******.
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why are necrophiliacs so happy?
dead girls don't say no.
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what's pink and fluffy?
pink fluff.
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what's brown and sticky?
a stick.
enjoy.
ouch.
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two men walk into a bar.
boom boom chhh
-------------------
three mean walk into a bar
you think one of them would have seen it.
-------------------
what's big, yellow, and site at the bottom of your pool?
a bulldozer.
-------------------
what's blue, has 4 legs and 16 balls?
a pool table.
-------------------
what's big, white, and if it fell from a tree could kill you?
a fridge.
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how do you get 1000 pikachus onto a bus?
pokemon.
-------------------
what's blue and f***s grannies?
hypothermia.
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what's red and silver?
a baby with a fork in it's eye.
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what's red, black and screams?
a baby in a microwave.
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what's red, white and screams?
a skinned baby in a bag of salt.
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what's white and wriggles?
a baby in a bag.
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what do you call a townie in a box?
innit.
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what do you call two townies shagging in a box?
fu****g innit.
-----------------
what do you call a townie in a filing cabinet?
sorted.
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what do you call a fat townie?
massive.
-----------------
what do you call a townie in hell?
wicked.
----------------
what do you do if you see a tony blair coming towards you with half a head?
stop laughing and reload.
---------------
why shouldn't you run over a townie on a bike?
could be your bike.
---------------
how does prince william screw a lightbulb?
he puts a stool in front of him, stands on it, and the world revolves around him.
---------------
what have you done wrong if the wife nags you in the living room?
made the chain too long from the kitchen.
--------------
why can't women ski?
cos there's no snow in between the bedroom and the kitchen.
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what's the useless piece of flesh around the *****?
the woman.
-------------
why does a woman smile when going down the isle?
cos she knows that she's given her last *******.
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why are necrophiliacs so happy?
dead girls don't say no.
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what's pink and fluffy?
pink fluff.
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what's brown and sticky?
a stick.
enjoy.
