My first game report was supposed to be last Saturday. But unfortunately, the game was cancelled (as I thought). Now it's the first Thursday of college football. You ready for college football? I got your fix! So you don't care about NFL Preaseason football? Here are some games that matter. College football is BACK, baby! I'm John Marine. Welcome to my fourth or fifth season of college football on GTPlanet!
40-second play clock after each play; 25-second clock
On top of this, the horsecollar tackle will result in a 15-yard Personal Foul.
Division 1- FBS
We're all undefeated again. I'll be working with a new experimental format for game headlines. Have a look...
Columbia, South Carolina ~ Are the Gamecocks Game Enough Against a Game Wolfpack?
* North Carolina State {Wolfpack} at South Carolina {Gamecocks}
This was the feature match on ESPN for Thursday night. A rain-soaked field at the University of South Carolina is home to this matchup of the SEC hosting the ACC. The Wolfpack are trying to regain their stride of a few years ago when they were in the Top 25. It's now up to this pack of wolves to feast on Gamecock meat. This game is dedicated to
TwinTurbos94 and
Studentdriver. Two quarterbacks made their debuts for both squads. The game was scoreless after one quarter. Russell Wilson had a horrific injury as he took an unintentional knee to the head. South Carolina drew first blood on a 29-yard field goal after NCSU had a terrible snap that the QB fumbled. It was a turnover fest. NSCU basically took a knee to go into the second half with a chance to knock off the Gamecocks. It's cool when you have a guy named Captain for the Gamecocks. This Captain fellow is a talented player as he's the captain of this offense on special teams. South Carolina got picked off several times in this game. Wilson has a concussion as he's in the hospital for further examination. South Carolina turned on the offense as they led 13-0 after three. Lots of fumbles and interceptions throughout the game. The bleeding continued for North Carolina State. But unlike the hit song by Leona Lewis, they weren't bleeding love. This was a laceration of getting hammered by South Carolina. Whoever would have thought a flock of gamecocks can take down a pack of ravenous wolves? South Carolina has to take on Georgia, and then a brutal stretch of five straight games against tough opponents to end the season.
South Carolina hits the ground running with a shutout victory over North Carolina State. It wasn't a pretty game. (34-0; SOUTH CARLINA)
OFF-TOPIC (1): This game marked the debut of "Ask Dr. Lou." It's this call-in deal where Lou Holtz offers his advice for people wanting advice on certain aspects. It replaces Lou's Pep Talk from last season. Some people have said that Lou's Pep Talk was a bad luck maker. Maybe this will work.
OFF-TOPIC (2): Columbia, South Carolina has this park with a beautiful fountain. I get hypnotized and relaxed by watching water fountains as they shoot up water beautifully. I even like making a wish by throwing a few pennies in a fountain for good luck.
Oxford, Ohio ~ Redhawks Welcome the Commodores
* Vanderbilt {Commodores} at Miami University {Redhawks}
Miami University has a nice men's basketball program and a lovely hockey arena. Miami University is the alma mater of Ben Roethlisberger, a young man who would go on to win a Super Bowl for the Pittsburgh Steelers. He's a proud Redhawk who represented his school in the National Football League. Future Redhawk NFL hopefuls will need to host Vanderbilt University. The Commodores are sick of being the bridesmaid of the SEC and want to change that starting this season. The Nashville-based Vanderbilt make their way up to Oxford, Ohio for this match. This match was on ESPNU in high definition.
The game was in high definition, and so was Vandy's win over the Redhawks. (34-13; Vanderbilt)
Miami, Florida ~ Hurricanes Prepare for Life After the Orange Bowl
* Charleston Southern {Buccaneers} at Miami {Hurricanes}
The Miami Hurricanes played their last game at the famed Orange Bowl. They now call Dolphin Stadium home for the 'Canes. While one Buccaneer team plays in the NFL against my Texans in their final Preseason game, the Buccaneers of Charleston Southern University will match wits against one of the Sunshine State's finest teams. Miami would consistently have winning seasons and even won as many as 32 successive games. This is now a Miami team trying to work their way back up the ladder to reclaim their status as a football powerhouse, and it begins tonight against Charleston Southern of the FCS division.
Miami swept away the Charleston Southern Bucs all the way back to South Carolina. (52-7; MIAMI) *** ownage! ***
Atlanta, Georgia ~ Yellow Jackets on a Swarm in Hot-Lanta
* Jacksonville State {Gamecocks} at Georgia Tech {Yellow Jackets}
While South Carolina and North Carolina State scrambled each others' brains in Columbia, South Carolina; Georgia Tech is hosting Jacksonville State. Now let me remind you that Jacksonville State is in Alabama and not Florida. Jacksonville State is a school considering joining FBS in a few years. The Gamecocks of Jacksonville State University in Jacksonville, Alabama are all ready to take on Georgia Tech. Pulling surprises against Georgia Tech at GT's house isn't going to be easy. Be sure you spray yourself with insect repellant when the Yellow Jackets come with the blitz and with their passing attack. Even still, these Yellow Jackets will sting you hard even if you are wearing insect repellant. Wear all the Off! you want... it isn't going to help you win against the Georgia Tech Yellow Jackets.
The Yellow Jackets stung Jacksonville State all game long. Hope they can find a cure for being stung by Yellow Jackets that wear shouler pads and cleats! (41-14; GEORGIA TECH)
Buffalo, New York ~ Bulls Ready to Mine Gold Against the Miners
* Texas-El Paso {Miners} at Buffalo {Bulls}
The Buffalo Bulls made the UTEP Miners look like an FCS team after this beatdown. (42-17; BUFFALO)
Ypsilanti, Michigan ~ Eagles Ready to Soar High and Defend Home Turf
* Indiana State {Sycamores} at Eastern Michigan {Eagles}
Eastern Michigan University spells "emu." However, the birds that rule this roost are the Eagles. Indiana State came to EMU looking for a win.
The Sycamores could probably beat Eastern Michigan in basketball, but they couldn't beat Eastern Michigan in football. Cupcakes for Eastern Michigan as their lovely fight song filled the air countless times. (52-0; CENTRAL MICHIGAN) *** ownage! ***
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More scores to come. But first, an Extra.
EXTRA: The First Day of Collge Football
Remember when school began again? Remember how you couldn't wait to see your friends again from after the Summer Break? The college football break seems severely long. Remember that after the BCS National Championship game and all the All-Star Games, the season is over. You can probably follow college basketball while college football is off. But college sports are incredible. No overpaid drama queens and not a lot of boring stuff. Some people don't like college football compared to the NFL all that much. But when you consider that this is the best showcase of future NFL talent, you want to pay attention to college football. I don't want to read or hear about how boring college football is or how it's not as intriguing or worth watching as an NFL game. I still watch my Texans and even a few Sunday and Monday Night games. However, I enjoy college more because it's fun. Pro games are... pro games. Who doesn't enjoy a little option play or some trickery to knock off a higher-ranked team? You came for college, and I thank you for it.
Now for some more games from around the nation. The knocking of heads continues!
Hartford, Connecticut ~ Huskies Host Hofstra
* Hofstra {Pride} at Connecticut {Huskies}
The University of Connecticut doesn't have to be a basketball school. Theese boys can be football stars as well. The Huskies are good doggies (35-3; CONNECTICUT)
Cincinnati, Ohio - Kentucky Fried Colonels? Not Even Colonel Sanders Could Cook a Recipe to Take down Cincinnati
* Eastern Kentucky {Colonels} at Cincinnati {Bearcats}
Fed up with the Cincinnati Bengals always getting into trouble? Maybe the Bearcats who call beautiful Nippert Stadium home can tickle your fancy. Eastern Kentucky can be found in Richmond, Kentucky. The Colonels sent their merry men into Cincy to try to fluster the Bearcats. Did it work? Let's find out.
Cincinnati's off to a great start as they pounded EKU. Kentucky Fried Colonels... or should I say Ohio Fried Colonels? Is there a such thing as Ohio Fried? Just look at the score. (-; CINCINNATI)
Waco, Texas ~ Art Briles' First Test in Making Baylor Relevant
* #23 Wake Forest {Demon Deacons} at Baylor {Bears}
Sick of going nationwide sometimes. Now I welcome you to MY home state of Texas. This is my first Texas report of the new season, and it involves Baylor. Now you're probably asking... who cares about Baylor? That would be a valid question. Am I just using this space for useless filler? No. Art Briles brought Houston to relevance (somewhat). So now, he wants to make Baylor relevant. The Bears have been a Big XII South doormat for as long as I can remember. I'm a fan of Art Briles personally. He brought my Cougars to an amazing 10-win season in Kevin Kolb's final year at the University of Houston. If Art wants to make magic with Baylor, he needs to take down #23 Wake Forest. The Demon Deacons haven't been a great team until some time a few years ago when they met Louisville in a BCS Bowl Game. Now the Winston-Salem, North Carolina school wants to test Baylor in their attempt to become relevant. With 11 minutes left in the first half, Wake Forest led 17-0. Uh-oh! Not good! The half ended 20-6 as this Baptist university in Waco was losing to Wake Forest. At 4:31 left in the game, Wake Forest was ahead 41-13. Art Briles will have to learn from this as and adjust to this, especially when Big XII play rolls around. (-; )
SIDE NOTE 1: Anyone who saw this game on FOX Sports Southwest... ever notice the new graphics for FSN games? I think they are even changing from "Fox Sports Net Southwest" to "Fox Sports Southwest." It's a new, more interesting graphics package with the score and everything at the upper left of the screen. It was shown on FS Southwest.
SIDE NOTE 2: Wake Forest will return home next weekend to take on Mississippi. They have a new "Deacon Tower" at BB&T Stadium. It's a state-of-the-art facility that
Ames, Iowa ~ Cyclones Ready to Rip Apart Some Jackrabbits
South Dakota State {Jackrabblts} at Iowa State {Cyclones}
Welcome to Ames, Iowa and the only Iowa school in the Big XII. (-; )
Palo Alto, California ~ Stanford Hates Being the Pac-10 Doormat... So They Want to Do Something About it
* Oregon State {Beavers} at Stanford {Cardinal}
Palo Alto, California is our next stop on this fantastic voyage of college football. We miles away from San Francisco for this one. The Beavers of Oregon State and Cardinal of Stanford were deadlocked 17-17 after the first half.
The Stanford Cardinal appear to no longer be a doormat... at least for this game. They're still the worst Pac-10 school in California. (36-28; STANFORD)
Division 1: FCS Scores
Games taking place at FCS stadiums will be featured. You all don't mind going on an FCS tour, do you? Let's go for a little tour of FCS.
Cookstown, Tennessee ~ What's Cookin' in Cookstown? Hopefully Not Their Golden Eagles!
* at Gardner-Webb {Bulldogs} at Tennessee Tech {Golden Eagles}
This is my first report of the new season involving a historically-black university. Tennessee Tech's Golden Eagles matched up against Gardner-Webb and their [Running] Bulldogs.
Either two field goals or a touchdown was all Gardner-Webb could muster against the Golden Eagles. (28-6; TENNESSEE TECH)
John's Feature State(s): North Dakota and South Dakota
Let's see how these two states faired in competition (excluding South Dakota State's evisceration at Iowa State)...
Fargo, North Dakota ~ Bison Try to Go Unbeaten Unlike Last Season
* Austin Peay State {Governors} at North Dakota State {Bison}
High-Test was our proud NDSU representative. Now that he's going to Kansas, I still want to follow those green and gold guys. The Bison will be humbled by the appearance of the University of North Dakota in FCS. They welcome the Governors of Auestin Peay State University based in Clarksville, Tennessee. You may remember Austin Peay State making March Madness this past Spring all to get crushed by the Texas Longhorns. (46-6; NORTH DAKOTA STATE)
Grand Forks, North Dakota ~ There's a New UND in Town! Welcome to the Party!
* Texas A&M-Kingsville {Javelinas} at North Dakota {Fighting Sioux}
How about a warm welcome to the University of North Dakota to FCS? You may remember the Fighting Sioux if you follow NCAA Hockey. They are a tough program in hockey matching up against teams like Wisconsin, Colorado College, Michigan, Notre Dame, and other heavyweights in Division 1 NCAA Hockey. Now the Fighting Sioux are FCS independents. Texas A&M-Kingsville probably got a wish from the late Gene Upshaw- play hard every game. The Javelinas are a Division 2 team making a house call to the University of North Dakota.
The Javelinas got burned bad by the Fighting Sioux. (40-14; NORTH DAKOTA)
OFF-TOPIC/PERSONAL NOTE: My thoughts and prayers go out to the late Gene Upshaw as well as family and friends who have known and loved him.
* The University of South Dakota will play on Saturday against St. Ambrose. Check out my Saturday report to see how the Coyotes do against St. Ambrose.
-end of Feature States
Murray, Kentucky ~ Racers Ready to Romp Against Lambuth
* Lambuth {???} at Murray State {Racers}
Murray State University can be found in Murray, Kentucky. These Bluegrass State representatives wear blue proudly. They are known as the Throughbreds in some sports, but are best known as the Racers. That's Racers as in horse racing. As I learned from my GTP friend,
FoolKiller, it's fighting words when you hate horse racing in Kentucky. The Racers will meet Lambuth. I have no idea as to who they are. So they are either NAIA, NJCAA, or some other collegiate conference.
Thanks for coming, Lambuth! Murray State trampled all over Lambuth. (41-17; MURRAY STATE)
Cullowhee, North Carolina ~ Shorter Steps into the Catamount Den
* Shorter {???} at Western Carolina {Catamounts}
I learned that Shorter College is a historically-black school. I know nothing more about them than that they are a historically-black school. I know very little about Western Carolina as well except that they are the Catamounts.
Western Carolina took care of Shorter College as Shorter came up... well, short. (35-0; WESTERN CAROLINA)
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Division 2 Scores
I don't spend too much time in Division 2 since I don't get to review these scores very much. This will just be a breeze-through of scores. A few ranked teams went at it. Feel free to take a look at the scores I have for you all.
* #5 Carson-Newman at Concord (77-14; #5 Carson-Newman) *** ownage! ***
* St. Cloud State at Augustana (13-10; AUGUSTANA)
* Indianapolis at Kentucky Wesleyan (40-14; Indianapolis) <<<
FoolKiller would be proud
* #12 Chadron State at Mary (37-17; #12 Chadron State)
* Glenville State at Lock Haven (30-0; Glenville State)
* Saint Anselm at Kutztown (35-0; KUTZTOWN)
* #9 West Texas A&M at #21 Mesa State (23-20; #9 West Texas A&M) <<< WTAMU in Canyon, TX; 10+ miles south of Amarillo
* Colorado School of Mines at #22 Washburn (27-3; #22 WASHBURN)
* Southeastern Oklahoma State at Tarleton State (51-10; TARLETON STATE) <<< Tarleton State is alma mater of the late Marvin Zindler for ABC Channel 13
* Southern Arkansas at North Alabama (57-14; NORTH ALABAMA) <<< University of North Alabama MAY join FCS in the future
(no Division 3 scores)
Although the first game starts on Saturday, it involves Birmingham-Southern going to Campbell. Campbell is an FCS school, so no results from this game will be under the Division 3 scores.
I figured I'll preview a few matches now.
--- John's Previews ---
* Tennessee at UCLA
UCLA claims the monopoly of Pac-10 supremacy in Los Angeles will end with UCLA winning the Pac-10. To call out USCal like UCLA has makes you think their coach was sniffing crack. Only way a monopoly of football supremacy in Los Angeles were to end is if Loyola Marymount brought back football and ends up somehow being better than USCal and UCLA combined. UCLA hosts Tennessee at the beautiful Rose Bowl. They may have a chance to knock off Tennessee. However, I got Tennessee in this one. Get the results of this game in next week's thread on Monday.
* Prairie View A&M vs. Texas Southern (State Farm Labor Day Classic - RIVALRY GAME)
A member of my family is a proud PVAMU Panther. So I have some love for Prairie View A&M in this black college football matchup. Texas Southern shocked Prairie View A&M on a late field goal last year or so. Prairie View A&M had their first winning season since 1976. I'm inclined to say that Prairie View A&M will continue their run of good fortune by taming the Texas Southern Tigers.
* Southern at Houston
My sister-in-law's alma mater vs. my brother's alma mater. I'm a Houston fan. Kevin Sumlin is the new head coach taking over for Art Briles. He's the first black coach in Houston Cougar football history. The defense has been changed to a 3-4 defense as they'll be passing the football more. While this is a good SWAC team against a potent C-USA team, the Cougars would probably little or no problem in breaking down Southern. The Jaguars of Southern University can still put a surprise effort together. It will be tough for the Jags to pull a win over the Houston Cougars.
* Florida Atlantic at Texas
The Longhorns will host the Owls at DKR Memorial Stadium. The potential Sun Belt upset involves this school potentially upsetting Texas. I don't think the upset will happen. The Longhorns will probably win by at least two touchdowns unless the FAU Owls make things interesting late.
That's as many Thursday scores as I could provide. Check in Friday for Friday results. And please remember... if you want to discuss ANYTHING from the past day's games... DO NOT wait for my report. Just come into the thread and drop some replies regarding the day's action. I may even look at posts in my abscence and edit my full report to include those notes. See you tomorrow!