Confucius Say....

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Secretary not permanent fixture till screwed on desk.

Man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day.

Man who stand on toilet high on pot.

It is good for girl to meet boy in park, but better
for boy to park meat in girl.

Man who **** in cash register come into money.

Man who drop watch in toilet have ****ty time.

Man who fart in church must sit in own pew.

Man who finger girl having period get caught red handed.

Man trapped in pantry have ass in jam.

Baseball wrong--man with four balls cannot walk.

Man who eat many prunes get good run for money.

Man who go to bed with itchy butt wake up with smelly
finger.

Learn to masturbate -- come in handy.

Woman who pounce on dead rooster go down on limp ****.

Man who buy drowned cat must pay for wet *****.

Virgin like balloon -- one prick, all gone.
 
Confucius Says . . .

He who eats too many prunes, sits on toilet many moons

House without toilet is uncanny

To make egg roll, push it

To prevent hangover, stay drunk
 
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