cool things that you say that mean different things

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my friends think i am wierdly cool because i say stuff like.
"i'll be back in two shakes of a lamb's tail," which means that i will be back shortly. i got alot of things like that to say, but i wanted to get some from you guys. so.....post them! [thanks];) heres a few i use.

"tough titty said the kitty but the milk is still good" -means- it's not what you wanted but it's what you get.

"i'll be back in two shakes of a lamb's tail," -means- that i will be back shortly

"chasing the wild goose" -means- pursuing something that can't be aquired.

:cool:
 
I was on her/it like a duck on a june bug.- I was there quickly.

Lost like a fart in a tornada (no it's not a typo, just say it like that)

He's as crooked as a dogs hind leg- Meaning #1- He's a bad person or Meaning #2- Uhhh, take a wild guess.

Cold as a welldiggers butt - really cold

They were so poor they didn't have a pot to piss in or a window to throw it out of- Were really poor

Raining like a cow pissing on a flat rock-Raining really hard

I have to pea so bad I could knock the bark off a tree from 40 paces- Gotta pea really bad.

I'll be back with more-I'll be back with more:)
 
Handy as a pocket on a shirt- very handy.

More nervous than a long tailed cat in a room full of rockers (chairs, not bands)--self explanatory.

Rolls off like water off a duck's back--whatever you just said doesn't/didn't offend.

Busier 'n one legged man in an ass kickin' contest or
Busier 'n one armed paper hanger - It probably would be better if you didn't bother me right now.

I'd slap my mamma for... - I'd take a great personal risk to get a certain thing.:lol:
 
Five-knuckle-shuffle on the bratworst
Handling the pump action porridge gun
Holding Wally the one-eyed wonder worm
Doodling the Purple-Helmeted Warrior of Love
Arm wrestling with the one-eyed yogurt thrower
Shaking the hand of the self-employed

They all mean the same thing and they are all so very cool.
 
Originally posted by Klostrophobic
Five-knuckle-shuffle on the bratworst
Handling the pump action porridge gun
Holding Wally the one-eyed wonder worm
Doodling the Purple-Helmeted Warrior of Love
Arm wrestling with the one-eyed yogurt thrower
Shaking the hand of the self-employed

They all mean the same thing and they are all so very cool.
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they are cool! but what do they mean?:D
 
Spanking the monkey.

My favorites for gettin a butt-whoopin'

Got his butt worked
I'm gonna plant a row of knots on your head and fertilze them with knuckle dust.

I'm gonna kick your head so far up your butt you're gonna be wearing it for a collar.
 
flat out like a lizard drinking
running round like a cook with its head cut off

all mean really busy
 
My current favourite, and obviously being English i just can't say it properly is...

'I'm gunna open a big can o whop ass, on joo'
 
you guys say this stuff?
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Band Saying "Have you seen my Dinkles?" meaning Have you seen my band shoes? The first time I asked my mom that I nearly got grounded for a week...
 
talkling to hughie down the big white telephone....being sick
WHOOOOOIE...

spank the plank...(you guess)

syphon the python...taking a p*ss

whale oil beef ocked....a statement of disbelief.
 
Originally posted by Gil
I'm gonna kick your head so far up your butt you're gonna be wearing it for a collar.
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Okay, I'm just gonna wander for a while here, I just want to take off on what Gil said.

-- I'll stick my foot so far up your arse it'll come out your mouth.

-- I'll put my size 17 (yes my shoe is a size 17 AUS - big as Ian Thorpe's and still going) in your size 0 (ie freckle).

Anyway, there's my ha'penny's worth.
 
There isnt enough room to swing a cat - a small space

Take the dog for a walk - 'see Klos'

A few clowns short of a circus - a dumb chum
 
No need to crap a cold, purple Twinkie! Don't have a cow! = Don't get upset for no good reason.

Wacthing the o'l five-fingered puppet show. Saluting General One Eye. Shaking hands with the French Ambassador. Bopping your bologna. = Just add these to Klostrophobic's post.

You want a nuckle sandwich? = You want a punch in the nose?

It's colder than a witch's tit. It's butt cold. = It is very cold.

B.F.E.(Butt ****ed Egypt) = A place very far away, or stuck in the middle of nowhere. Example: I had to park in B.F.E.

You/That have/has all the sense of a soda cracker. = You have poor judgement, or that doesn't make sense.

When the cat's eyes will spin. When hell freezes over. = Never.

Hodad. Barney Rubble. = Fake surfer.

I'm Stoked. = I'm Happy, or feeling good.

Well spank my monkey, and call me Pappy. = I'm very surprised.

Purple monkey dishwasher. = It's a secrete, so keep it to yourself.

Mind your P's and Q's. = Don't get too wild.

I need to crash. = I need to sleep.

Gonna vedge out. = Going to relax.

Going all 6's and 7's. Going 5150. = Going insane.

Talk to the hand, girlfriend, because the head don't want to listen. = Shut the hell up.

You ain't all that, and a bag of potato chips. = You are not that great.

Brain fart. = I can't remember right now.

Pitching a trouser tent. = Having an erection.
 
"Fantastic" - I use that word for my reaction to everything, the only clue to the true intention being my tone of voice.
"You won $10 million on Lotto" - "Fantastic!"
"Oh look, an unexpected motorsport program on TV - "Fantastic"
"I can't find my keys" - (with rolled eyes) "Fantastic"
"A meteorite destroyed your house, and your insurance ran out the day before!" - (face in hands) "Fantastic".
 
Originally posted by vat_man
"Fantastic" - I use that word for my reaction to everything, the only clue to the true intention being my tone of voice.
"You won $10 million on Lotto" - "Fantastic!"
"Oh look, an unexpected motorsport program on TV - "Fantastic"
"I can't find my keys" - (with rolled eyes) "Fantastic"
"A meteorite destroyed your house, and your insurance ran out the day before!" - (face in hands) "Fantastic".
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:lol: I can imagine that.
 

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