I got three dumb blonde jokes.
There where two sisters a blonde and a red head. They inherited a farm. The red head hear of a bull for sale in the mid west. So she goes to by the bull and the blond stays home. The red head buys the bull for $599 dollars. She has one dollar left. She went to send a tellegram to her sister the blond. One word is one dollar. So the red head thinks and thinks and thinks. Finally she comes up with the word "comfortable". The guy asks why "comfortable". The red head said that her sister would read it slow come-for-da-bull.
There was a blonde, a red head, and a breunett. They went hunting. The red head went first she came back with a turky. The blonde and the breunett said "how did you do that?" The red head said "I fallowed the tracks and i shot him. The breunett went out and came back with a deer. The blonde and the red head said "How did you do that?" The breunett said "I fallowed the tracks and i shot it" So the Blond goes out and comes back blody. They said what happend? The blonde said "I fallowed the tracks and i got hit by a train."
And finally
There was a guy who walked into a bar and saw three blondes.
He went to one and said "do you want to hear a dumb blonde joke?"
the blond said "no because i am a blonde , i am 250 lbs. and i am a mud wrestler." Then he went over to the other blonde and said would you like to hear a dumb blonde joke? She said "No because i am a blonde, i am 300 lbs, and i am a mud wrestler." Then the man went over to the other blonde and said would you like to hear a dumb blonde joke? she said "No because i am blonde, i am 350 lbs, and i am a mud wrestler." Then the guy started to leave and the blondes said "Ok what was the joke?" Then the guy said "I dont want to tell you because i will have to tell it three times."
There where two sisters a blonde and a red head. They inherited a farm. The red head hear of a bull for sale in the mid west. So she goes to by the bull and the blond stays home. The red head buys the bull for $599 dollars. She has one dollar left. She went to send a tellegram to her sister the blond. One word is one dollar. So the red head thinks and thinks and thinks. Finally she comes up with the word "comfortable". The guy asks why "comfortable". The red head said that her sister would read it slow come-for-da-bull.
There was a blonde, a red head, and a breunett. They went hunting. The red head went first she came back with a turky. The blonde and the breunett said "how did you do that?" The red head said "I fallowed the tracks and i shot him. The breunett went out and came back with a deer. The blonde and the red head said "How did you do that?" The breunett said "I fallowed the tracks and i shot it" So the Blond goes out and comes back blody. They said what happend? The blonde said "I fallowed the tracks and i got hit by a train."
And finally
There was a guy who walked into a bar and saw three blondes.
He went to one and said "do you want to hear a dumb blonde joke?"
the blond said "no because i am a blonde , i am 250 lbs. and i am a mud wrestler." Then he went over to the other blonde and said would you like to hear a dumb blonde joke? She said "No because i am a blonde, i am 300 lbs, and i am a mud wrestler." Then the man went over to the other blonde and said would you like to hear a dumb blonde joke? she said "No because i am blonde, i am 350 lbs, and i am a mud wrestler." Then the guy started to leave and the blondes said "Ok what was the joke?" Then the guy said "I dont want to tell you because i will have to tell it three times."
i liked the 1st one and the 2nd. 
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