"So remember the grid procedure. Park in gridspot 2, engage brake lock, select gear, engage clutch, wipe off nosebleed from Altitude Sickness for being this high"
Alonso: "I think I hit a groundhog earlier, was it OK?"
Alpine: "Yes, it was fine..."
Alonso: "Oh that's a relief. What's for lunch?"
Alpine: "Erm... meat casserole"
Fernando Alonso has to resort to holding his dislocated jaw in place in order to keep up the pretence he's the only driver on the grid not suffering from porpoising.
A second win of the season catapults @Famine to the top of the table! I must apologise to @Sum1s2pid because for some reason you have been absent off the leaderboard. I have gone back through and added your scores to the table.
@XJ40 and @Pupik are the winners of our first shared win of the season, extending Pupik's record of only scoring points with winning captions! XJ40 takes the lead of the standings.
(Picture nominated by @Famine)
Entries by Monday 11th July 0900 BST - please mark your final entry appropriately, and remember that you cannot change it once it has been marked.
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A reminder for everyone who enters a caption, please remember to vote or you won't receive any points for your caption that round. With lots of entries now it's even more crucial that you don't miss out on voting. It is not the host's obligation to tag you to remind you to vote.
🎵 Well they're upper-upper class high society
God's gift to ballroom notoriety
And they always fill their ballroom
The event is never small
The social pages say Mclaren's got
The biggest balls of all 🎵
(Picture nominated by @Redneckchef)
Entries by Monday 18th July 0900 BST - please mark your final entry appropriately, and remember that you cannot change it once it has been marked.
Please read the full rules available here before entering.
A reminder for everyone who enters a caption, please remember to vote or you won't receive any points for your caption that round. With lots of entries now it's even more crucial that you don't miss out on voting. It is not the host's obligation to tag you to remind you to vote.
I am busy next Monday, so the next voting update will be done by @Redneckchef, so expect that to happen next Monday.