F1 Caption Game 2024 - São PauloFormula 1

[XJ40]

"No more spices please Valtteri, it'll go right through me"

Final entry

 

[Jimlaad43]

Round NINETEEN Results - United States
1: @Redneckchef - 6 votes (25 pts)
2: @Touring Mars - 5 votes (18 pts)
3=: @Liquid, @Flex0r, @Famine - 4 votes (12 pts)
6=: @XJ40, @Pupik - 3 votes (7 pts)
8=: @ro_har_, @coyb20 (no vote), @Jimlaad43, @Blitz24 - 1 vote (2 pts)

Have you got enough meatballs to make Gunther dinner yet?​

Current totals for the season are:
(* denotes round win, ^ denotes shared round win)

1: Liquid ****** - 261
2: Famine ***^ - 222
3: XJ40 ^ - 200

4: Touring Mars ** - 193
5: Redneckchef *** - 172
6: Blitz24 ^ - 147
7: ro_har_ ^ - 134
8: Jimlaad43 - 120
9: Flex0r - 77
10: Pupik **^- 64
11: Peter. - 43
12: MaxAttack - 31
13: SVT Cobra GT - 14
14: sum1s2pid - 15
15: desmodan - 13
16: rsh * - 0

A third win for @Redneckchef brings him closer to the top 3. Liquid has a 39 point lead with three rounds left, can he seal the title in Mexico?​

 

[Jimlaad43]

Round TWENTY Results - Mexico City
1: @Jimlaad43 - 8 votes (25 pts)
2=: @Liquid, @Famine - 6 votes (16 pts)
4=: @XJ40, @coyb20 - 4 votes (11 pts)
6: @Redneckchef - 3 votes (8 pts)
7: @Touring Mars - 2 votes (6 pts)

"WoOoOoHhH, WaTcH oUt FoR tHe ChIlLiEs"
"Go away, I'm busy"
"YoU'rE gOiNg To Be BeAtEn"
"You can't scare me"
"VaLtTeRi It'S jAmEs!"
"AAAAAARRRRGHHHHHHHH"​

Current totals for the season are:
(* denotes round win, ^ denotes shared round win)

1: Liquid ****** - 277
2: Famine ***^ - 238
3: XJ40 ^ - 211

4: Touring Mars ** - 199
5: Redneckchef *** - 180
6: Blitz24 ^ - 147
7: Jimlaad43 * - 145
8: ro_har_ ^ - 134
9: Flex0r - 77
10: Pupik **^- 64
11: Peter. - 43
12: MaxAttack - 31
13: SVT Cobra GT - 14
14: sum1s2pid - 15
15: desmodan - 13
16: coyb20 - 11
17: rsh * - 0

A first win for me is very sweet after a tough season so far. Liquid and Famine score the same points, so the 39 point lead Liquid holds still isn't enough for a title win. Famine needs to outscore Liquid by 15 points to keep the title fight going to Abu Dhabi.​

 

[Jimlaad43]

Round Twenty-One - SAO PAULO

Image chosen by @Redneckchef
Entries by Monday 21st November 0900 GMT - please mark your final entry appropriately, and remember that you cannot change it once it has been marked.

Please read the full rules available here before entering.

A reminder for everyone who enters a caption, please remember to vote or you won't receive any points for your caption that round. With lots of entries now it's even more crucial that you don't miss out on voting. It is not the host's obligation to tag you to remind you to vote.​

 

[Famine]

Spoiler: Not a caption

Avocado was robbed! Justice for avocado!

I was sure that'd be a winner

Verstappen: What's that, number two «crrrrkkh»? I can't hear you «zzzchkrr». There's some kind of «cchhhkkrr» ference on the radi «zzzcchkrr»
Perez: You know that doesn't work face to face, right?

 

[Blitz24]

Max: Checo, don't mess with me, I have had 2 Red Bulls already.

 

[Jimlaad43]

Oh, you're approaching me?




Sadly this kind of caption is against the rules, but their stature looks just like this.

 

[XJ40]

"Multi 21 Max, multi 21"

 

[Redneckchef]

The Minister of Defense tells Max he's about to be hit with some Offense

 

[Liquid]

Verstappen forgets to Checo himself before he Wreckos himself.

 

[Jimlaad43]

Sergio: MAX! Didn't you hear the Team Orders???
Max: Oh no, I forgot the Poppadoms!

 

[XJ40]

The moment Verstappen figures out what Perez meant when he said he would see him next Tuesday.

Final entry

 

[ro_har_]

Verstappen: "who has two F1 world championships?"

 

[Jimlaad43]

Round Twenty-Two - ABU DHABI

Image chosen by @Redneckchef
Entries by Monday 28th November 0900 GMT - please mark your final entry appropriately, and remember that you cannot change it once it has been marked.

Please read the full rules available here before entering.

A reminder for everyone who enters a caption, please remember to vote or you won't receive any points for your caption that round. With lots of entries now it's even more crucial that you don't miss out on voting. It is not the host's obligation to tag you to remind you to vote.​

 

[coyb20]

And the best part is…we replaced him with another underwhelming German!

 

[Famine]

Spoiler: General GTPlanet rules reminder

Replacing a "u" with an "o", however humorous, is a swear filter bypass violation; the caption competition does NOT have an exemption. Don't make me get out the moderation stick...

 

[Blitz24]

In regards to our next driver, he or she must be this tall. No exceptions.

 

[XJ40]

Without a bowl to put the keys into, phones on the table would have to do.

 

[Jimlaad43]

...and after I took a wad of cash from Dmitry this big, I fired him and his son!

 

[Liquid]

"And then I told him 'I don't recall saying good luck'."

 

[Famine]

Steiner: Patting your head and rubbing your stomach at the same time is no bother, see.
Red-haired journalist: That's not your head...
Steiner: Yeah, and it's not my stomach either.

 

[Flex0r]

Here Guenther sings "All I Want For Christmas Is You" causing nose- and ear bleeds for some journalists.

 

[ro_har_]

Grampa Guenther has fallen asleep again mid story

 

[Redneckchef]

I'm telling you the stack of repair bills from those 2 was actually this high!

 

[Jimlaad43]

Round TWENTY-ONE Results - Sao Paulo
1: @Famine - 8 votes (25 pts)
2: @XJ40 - 7 votes (18 pts)
3: @Liquid - 5 votes (15 pts)
4: @Redneckchef - 4 votes (12 pts)
5=: @Blitz24 @Jimlaad43 - 3 votes (9 pts)

Verstappen: What's that, number two «crrrrkkh»? I can't hear you «zzzchkrr». There's some kind of «cchhhkkrr» ference on the radi «zzzcchkrr»
Perez: You know that doesn't work face to face, right?​

Current totals for the season are:
(* denotes round win, ^ denotes shared round win)

1: Liquid ****** - 292
2: Famine ****^ - 263
3: XJ40 ^ - 229

4: Touring Mars ** - 199
5: Redneckchef *** - 192
6: Blitz24 ^ - 156
7: Jimlaad43 * - 154
8: ro_har_ ^ - 134
9: Flex0r - 77
10: Pupik **^- 64
11: Peter. - 43
12: MaxAttack - 31
13: SVT Cobra GT - 14
14: sum1s2pid - 15
15: desmodan - 13
16: coyb20 - 11
17: rsh * - 0

With one round to go, @Liquid has gathered an unassailable 29 point lead, despite @Famine winning the round. So congratulations to Liquid for winning your first Caption Game title!

Abu Dhabi voting is up for the final round.​

 

[Liquid]

 

[Touring Mars]

Congrats @Liquid!!

In other news, I can't believe I didn't submit my caption again... deary me.

 

[Jimlaad43]

Round TWENTY-TWO Results - Abu Dhabi
1=: @coyb20, @Jimlaad43 - 8 votes (21 pts)
3=: @ro_har_, @Redneckchef - 4 votes (13 pts)
5=: @Blitz24, @Liquid - 3 votes (9 pts)
7=: @XJ40, @Famine, @Flex0r - 1 vote (4 pts)

And the best part is…we replaced him with another underwhelming German!​

...and after I took a wad of cash from Dmitry this big, I fired him and his son!​

FINAL totals for the season are:
(* denotes round win, ^ denotes shared round win)

1: Liquid ****** - 301
2: Famine ****^ - 267
3: XJ40 ^ - 233

4: Redneckchef *** - 205
5: Touring Mars ** - 199
6: Jimlaad43 *^ - 175
7: Blitz24 ^ - 165
8: ro_har_ ^ - 147
9: Flex0r - 81
10: Pupik **^- 64
11: Peter. - 43
12: coyb20^ - 32
13: MaxAttack - 31
14: SVT Cobra GT - 14
15: sum1s2pid - 15
16: desmodan - 13
17: rsh * - 0

Thank you to all 17 of you who took part this season. We had some great captions and a close title fight between two users who had never won a title before. We had some brand new round winners too!

Stay tuned, voting for Caption of the Year will be open soon.​

 

[XJ40]

Thanks for running the competition this year @Jimlaad43, some serious laughs this year

 

[Flex0r]

Thanks everyone, congrats to the podium finishers and thanks for running the competition @Jimlaad43 !