Favorite Top Gear Quotes

[LP670-4 SV]

Title is kinda self explanatory

 

[LP670-4 SV]

My list (in no specific order)

when Jezza is talking about the lamborghini test driver "Max Venturi" and promoty states "if you want to be a lamborghini test drive simply say im drunk and mad and my name is....Velociraptor Clint-Thrust"...........i almost pissed myself

Or when Jezza's talking about the Brabus S torque which could in hes words "restart a dead planet"

Probably my favorite iss the non forgetabble "Koenigsegg is more comftorable than what?........being stabbed?!?!? (while screaming)

Epic Top Gear!!!

 

[Foglight]

James May saying "Hello".

Most epic comment ever. Still laugh every time.

 

[motortrend]

"M3 drivers have no friends" and "back to the studio"

 

[nk4e]

May: Hamond?

Homand: yes May?

May: Bad Luck..

 

[Ru-fus]

the Truck driver challenge

medic guy: "is there anything wrong with your leg?"
Jeeza: "yeah the gear lever went up my arse"

also: "change gear change gear change gear, check mirrors, murder a prostitute!"


and finally "How hard could it be?"

 

[gogatrs]

"'Please drive carefully,' No."

 

[Wiegert]

James May saying "Hello".

Most epic comment ever. Still laugh every time.

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Some other TG quotes right here:

"I went on the Internet this week and I found this."

James: "Bad news"
Jeremy: "What?"
James: "The Dacia Sandero, it's delayed"
Jeremy: "Oh no! Anyway"

"If Hammond drives into May's car, Bruce Willis will come in a State Department gunship and we shall all be killed!"

 

[Thatman]

Jeremy:"Now rich, would you like some pussy?"

Or May:"pour some pussy on it..."

yeah that was funny....

 

[Luminis]

Hammond on the old Volkswagen Tuareg:
"We didn't like that some designer fellow did the most un-German thing possible: A half-arsed job."

 

[RandomUsername]

May: "The only thing that i keep in my car is a little paintbrush, for cleaning dust out of the switches"
Hammond: "Your scaring me May"
May: "And i always like to have the air-vents lined up so they can really...."
Hammond: "Stop talking now"
Season 8 Episode 3

 

[gogatrs]

Oh I forgot one,
"You guys are such cars!"
-James May

 

[Clark]

JC: 'We're sorry to say that's the end of the show and indeed the series'
That's my fave.

 

[Lucas]

I have seen very few episodes, but my favorite one would have to be the one when they drive the supercars in Paris. Favorite line from the episode:

"All the POWER is just AMAZING!" - Jeremy Clarkson, driving the Ford GT.

Also, Hammond talks about the Zonda's power to weight ratio. Camera cuts to Clarkson:

"I bet you any money Hamster is sitting in that silly orange Zonda now, banging on about power to weight ratios. The fact of the matter is that car has the aerodynamic properties of Elton John and no spectacles. So its top speed is only 202. This does 212 and that's... more."

 

[Tonnie073]

How hard can it be?!
Lets find out
You bloody idiot
Anyway..
I went on the internet and it found this...

 

[Prince.M5]

''In M mode the car stops being annoying and become - just magnificent!'' Jeremy Clarkson test drive the E60 BMW M5.

 

[Nenko24]

Mine is the one where May and Clarkson talk about signs shorthand, when May is explaining why they need to be short:
“The point about the 'bikers beware' sign is that it's sign shorthand so you can read it at speed. There's no point making a sign saying 'Motorcyclists: have you considered that there may be a cantankerous, pig-headed, middle-aged man with pubes for hair driving around in a stupidly overpowered Mercedes that should be a four-seater but hasn't got a back seat and yet costs twice as much'...the sign would be enormous.”

The Some say quotes were amazing
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