Fridge Magnet Sayings.....

[Flerbizky]

Apparently, NOONE has, according to the search function, ever mentioned the word "fridge" at GTP

So let me hear you favorite fridge magnet sayings... I'll start with 2 of ours :

I can explain it for you, I can't understand it for you....

And my personal favorite :

I smoke - ****ing deal with it...

 

[Cap'n Jack]

Well, we used to have a fridge magnet that said "Fat free area"...Then you open the fridge and, well, its not fat free at all. What a lame magnet.

 

[Mike Rotch]

"When mama aint happy, aint nobody happy".
"My friends went to Sorento Quay and all I got was this lousy fridge magnet".
"Waist not, want not".
"By the time I'm thin, fat will be in".

Plus about 30 other magnets from countries around the world....

 

[Race Idiot]

Mine says '00:00' and then the next one also says '00:00' and that's it. Well they might also show various times counting down as well, but at the moment it's just a whole load of 0's.

 

[Anderton Prime]

We have one with a drawing of a woman kissing her husband on the cheek while holding a gun behind her back; the husband's washing dishes, and the caption reads:


"You never hear of a man being shot by his wife while doing the dishes..."

 

[Nick_Johnston28]

"I was married once before, and it wasnt fun.

 

[Danny]

"Those who say you can't buy happiness don't know where to shop"
and
"Fridge pickers wear bigger knickers"

 

[Cosmic]

"You are leaving the amercian sector" it says even in 5 other languages (sp?).

 

[Pupik]

Only one saying...
"Together we can make it!"

But there are other well-known sayings like:
"Fast Free Delivery"
"We Cater"
"Reduce, Reuse, Recycle - Your Pick Up Day Is Tuesday"

 

[demon of speed]

A couple I got off the net.

 

[Small_Fryz]

I dont have any funny ones only buisness ones (like a business card)

 

[hellnback]

I saw these ones and laughed...

"I still miss my ex-husband, but my aim is improving..."

and this...

"Tact is the ability to shut your mouth before someone else wants to..."

 

[milefile]

I used to have one that read "Alcohol was invented so ugly people could get laid, too." It was in the style of the ones in post #10. Stupid. Some stupid freind gave it to me and one day I looked at it and thought it was sad and stupid so I threw it away.

The ones left are tourist magnets (a Tiki from Hawaii, a totem from Victoria, and pretty pictures from the great lakes) and business magnets.

 

[CAMAROBOY69]

So far my favorite magnet sayings from this thread are:
Flerbizky
"I can explain it for you, I can't understand it for you...." 👍
milefile (even though he doesnt seem to have ANY sense of humor from the several posts I have read of his)
"Alcohol was invented so ugly people could get laid, too."

 

[Pupik]

Heh, the best man at my wedding has this magnet. He is married, for those keeping score at home.

 

[Flerbizky]

So far my favorite magnet sayings from this thread are:
Flerbizky
"I can explain it for you, I can't understand it for you...." 👍
milefile (even though he doesnt seem to have ANY sense of humor from the several posts I have read of his)
"Alcohol was invented so ugly people could get laid, too."

I don't understand either why the Alcohol thing isn't funny

Just discovered another one that was covered beneath a drawing. On the magnet is a rhino, and it says :

What part of NO don't you understand ?

 

[Stinky Chicken]

God invented Holden so peanuts don't have to drive Fords.

Only one that matters baby!