Funny Authors' Names And Strange Books

[G.T]

I've got all these names out of a book and it says all the names are completely genuine and are in the catalogues of the British Library and in the American National Union Catalog.

Here are the authors' names:

Pierre Anus
Gaspar Griswold Bacon
Nellie Badcock
Ole Bagger
Ludwig von Baldass
Yoshimoto Banana
Rebecca Hammering Bang
Marmaduke Bannister
Forest Belt
Rene Palaprat de Bigot
Johanna Blows
Mody Coggin Boatright
A. Bogie
Don Bolognese
Helen Knisely Bonk
Kah-Ge-Ga-Gah-Bowh
Malte Brunk
Perin H. Cabinetmaker
Emu Ceka
Eva Choung-Fux
A. Clot
Jacob Grubbe Co*k
Bert de Co*k
Clement Crock
Lettice May Crump
Richard L. Daft
Eugeniusz Dalek
Dee Day
Arsen Diklic
Ahn Doo-Soon
Kersi D. Doodha
K. K. Douw Van Der Krap
Gottfried Egg
Ekkehard Eggs
Jacob Fagot
A. Farto
Gottfried Finger
Stanka Fuc*ar
Martin Fuc*er
Brigitte Fux
H. Roger Gobbel
Bess Goodykoontz
Roland Grassberger
George L. Grassmuck
Grub-dbang bKrashis rGyal-mtshan Dri-med sNying-po 👍
O. Heck
O. Hell
Frederik Winkel Horn
Henriette Horny
Henry Hornyold-Strickland
Vincent Chukwuemeka Ike
A. Kipper
Onno Klopp
Wolfgang Kunt
Dirk La Co*k
P. van Loo
Ross Mangles
Patricia Pomboy Mintz
Simon Young-Suck Moon
Professor A. Moron
Bishop Frediricus Nausea
C. B. Noisy
Mildred Moody Nutter
Bishop Henry Ustick Onderdonk
Violet Organ
Pamela Balls Organista
P. C. Pant
Rene Perve
Mu-chou Poo
Willy Prick
Mme J. J. Fouqueau de Pus*y 👍
Willem Quackelbeen
Curt Redslob
A. Schytte
James Patrick Sex
Abraham Shag
I. I. Shi*ts
Helmit Sick
Markus Sickenberger
Ku Sok-pong
Negley King Teeters
Nit Tongospit
Baron Filiberto Vagina d'Emarese
Rolf Wa*k
Jessie Wee
Dr. F. P. H. Prick van Wily
Urban Grosskipper van Wipper


Here, the name of the book matches their real names somehow:


Shy Men, Sex, and Castrating Women by Claude Balls. Banger
A Treasure on Madness by William Battie
Oh! Sex Education! by Mary Breasted
The Bog People by P. V. Glob
Operation Earth B. Trench
Fuel Oil Viscosity Temperature Diagram by Guysbert B. Vroom


Here are some strange books:


Galloping Dick
Gay Go Up
Why People Move
Bogs Of The Northeast
Historic Bubbles
A Do-It-Youself Submachine Gun
The Famines Of The World
1001 Things You Can Get Free
The Gas We Pass: The Story Of Farts
Performing Goats
Optical Chick Sexing
Carrots Love Tomatoes
The Genitalia Of The British Pyrales With The Deltoids And Plumes: an account of the morphology of the male clasping organs of the female
Fresh Air And How To Use It
How To Get Fat
Sex + Sex = Gruppensex
Teach Youself Sex
How To Eat A Peanut
Eatable Ghosts
Why I Want To **** Ronald Regan
Fanny At School
The English. Are They Human? (of course we are )
Sex After Death


Unpronounceable Titles:


Aryasuvikrantavikramipariprcchaprajnaparamitanirdesasrdhadvisahasrika-Bhagavatyraprajnaparamita.
Le 'Boschmannschucrutundkakafresserdeutschkolossalkulturdestruktorkathedralibusundiknden'
Hepatopancreatoduodenectomy

I've got so many more books and names but this is enough for you guys to see.

 

[F1GTR]

I know someone called Estie de Co*k

 

[Cosmic]

👍

 

[livemusic]

Some good ones there.

 

[A_JKOS]

Very funny 👍

 

[xcsti]

I know someone called Estie de Co*k

I also know someone name that, but for different reasons. de Co*k sure as hell isn't her last name.

Just kiddin.

 

[den brakke]

I also know someone name that, but for different reasons. de Co*k sure as hell isn't her last name.

Just kiddin.

That is a dutch name. They have a television serie with a guy with that name. Inspector De Co*k with C.O.*.K

 

[Omnis]

my mom had a dentist named Dr. Fingerer.

she always joked about how it was a good thing he didn't become an OBGYN.

 

[jamaican]

my mom had a dentist named Dr. Fingerer.

she always joked about how it was a good thing he didn't become an OBGYN.

i kno... i bet no one would go to him if he was a gynecologist

 

[Omnis]

i kno... i bet no one would go to him if he was a gynecologist

.....or that. hahaha. that's what i was thinking of in the first place. my fault.

 

[gregglesh]

Absoulutely haularious and I'm only 13

 

[shaunsund]

I've got all these names out of a book and it says all the names are completely genuine and are in the catalogues of the British Library and in the American National Union Catalog.

Here are the authors' names:

Pierre Anus
Gaspar Griswold Bacon
Nellie Badcock
Ole Bagger
Ludwig von Baldass
Yoshimoto Banana
Rebecca Hammering Bang
Marmaduke Bannister
Forest Belt
Rene Palaprat de Bigot
Johanna Blows
Mody Coggin Boatright
A. Bogie
Don Bolognese
Helen Knisely Bonk
Kah-Ge-Ga-Gah-Bowh
Malte Brunk
Perin H. Cabinetmaker
Emu Ceka
Eva Choung-Fux
A. Clot
Jacob Grubbe Co*k
Bert de Co*k
Clement Crock
Lettice May Crump
Richard L. Daft
Eugeniusz Dalek
Dee Day
Arsen Diklic
Ahn Doo-Soon
Kersi D. Doodha
K. K. Douw Van Der Krap
Gottfried Egg
Ekkehard Eggs
Jacob Fagot
A. Farto
Gottfried Finger
Stanka Fuc*ar
Martin Fuc*er
Brigitte Fux
H. Roger Gobbel
Bess Goodykoontz
Roland Grassberger
George L. Grassmuck
Grub-dbang bKrashis rGyal-mtshan Dri-med sNying-po 👍
O. Heck
O. Hell
Frederik Winkel Horn
Henriette Horny
Henry Hornyold-Strickland
Vincent Chukwuemeka Ike
A. Kipper
Onno Klopp
Wolfgang Kunt
Dirk La Co*k
P. van Loo
Ross Mangles
Patricia Pomboy Mintz
Simon Young-Suck Moon
Professor A. Moron
Bishop Frediricus Nausea
C. B. Noisy
Mildred Moody Nutter
Bishop Henry Ustick Onderdonk
Violet Organ
Pamela Balls Organista
P. C. Pant
Rene Perve
Mu-chou Poo
Willy Prick
Mme J. J. Fouqueau de Pus*y 👍
Willem Quackelbeen
Curt Redslob
A. Schytte
James Patrick Sex
Abraham Shag
I. I. Shi*ts
Helmit Sick
Markus Sickenberger
Ku Sok-pong
Negley King Teeters
Nit Tongospit
Baron Filiberto Vagina d'Emarese
Rolf Wa*k
Jessie Wee
Dr. F. P. H. Prick van Wily
Urban Grosskipper van Wipper


Here, the name of the book matches their real names somehow:


Shy Men, Sex, and Castrating Women by Claude Balls. Banger
A Treasure on Madness by William Battie
Oh! Sex Education! by Mary Breasted
The Bog People by P. V. Glob
Operation Earth B. Trench
Fuel Oil Viscosity Temperature Diagram by Guysbert B. Vroom


Here are some strange books:


Galloping Dick
Gay Go Up
Why People Move
Bogs Of The Northeast
Historic Bubbles
A Do-It-Youself Submachine Gun
The Famines Of The World
1001 Things You Can Get Free
The Gas We Pass: The Story Of Farts
Performing Goats
Optical Chick Sexing
Carrots Love Tomatoes
The Genitalia Of The British Pyrales With The Deltoids And Plumes: an account of the morphology of the male clasping organs of the female
Fresh Air And How To Use It
How To Get Fat
Sex + Sex = Gruppensex
Teach Youself Sex
How To Eat A Peanut
Eatable Ghosts
Why I Want To **** Ronald Regan
Fanny At School
The English. Are They Human? (of course we are )
Sex After Death


Unpronounceable Titles:


Aryasuvikrantavikramipariprcchaprajnaparamitanirdesasrdhadvisahasrika-Bhagavatyraprajnaparamita.
Le 'Boschmannschucrutundkakafresserdeutschkolossalkulturdestruktorkathedralibusundiknden'
Hepatopancreatoduodenectomy

I've got so many more books and names but this is enough for you guys to see.

👍

That provided me with uncontrolable laughter lol lol lol lol how many more times can i say that?

 

[G.T]

Did you have to quote it? It takes up half the page.

 

[shaunsund]

Did you have to quote it? It takes up half the page.

I had to, it was so funny

 

[nissan man]

the most hilarious thing in the forum ive seen
LMFAO times a million

 

[300zxfairman]

I got 2
Harry Wong
Harry Dick
Anita Dick
Click Here

 

[Crash]

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[Touring Mars]

he he.. I hope you had Safe Search off... I mean on...

In my studies, I frequently had to refer to this pair of unlikely characters, Ptitsyn (pronounced tit-sin) and Bychkova (pronounced bich-koe-va)... actually, Oleg Ptitsyn was one of the world's leading authorities on protein folding (who died recently), and doesn't deserve to have his name laughed at, but it is so difficult to say "Ptitsyn and Bychkova" without laughing

http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/entrez/query.fcgi?cmd=Retrieve&db=PubMed&dopt=Abstract&list_uids=7531653

I've also met this bloke at a conference

http://www.sciencedirect.com/scienc...d=125872&md5=f05746a0d505165f5af3c3b57c53bce3

 

[Calibra_14]

Very funny! 👍

 

[Scutigera]

The book is "Bizarre Books", a solid bathroom read well worth the price of a used copy or even a new one ("Cancer: Is The Dog The Cause?". As for the names list, I can vouch for at least one:

Sex- Superintendent of Calvary Cemetery,Lawyer, San Jose
-A representative member of the legal fraternity, James Patrick Sex is highly esteemed.... [etc. Long discussion of the family tree of the Sexes included]
( www.mariposaresearch.net/santaclararesearch/SCBIOS/sex.html )

 

[Lizard]

There is a book called what are these strawberries doing on my nipples I need them for the fruit salad.