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Gears of War, what can you say besides it sucked ass...opps, must have been reading too many Prey reviews. I meant, it kicks ass, and when I say it kicks ass, it KICKS MAJOR ASS!
*SPOILERS MAY FOLLOW!*
The story line is actually kind of unique. And the AI...whoowee (Texas accent), are they frickin' smart. Even chainsawing them can lead to your own death. But when you get it, you'll love it (if you love blood).
So, let me start it off a bit.
You start in Prison, and will soon learn the controls. No lie, the game WILL take about 10 minutes to finally get in as you learn everything. But when you do, you'll love it. This part is pretty simple, and you'll go through it fast.
If you're like me though, you may have a worry about 5 Acts....No worries guys. They are seperated into about 4-5 chapters, and you'll spend quite a lot of time in them.
Anyways, when you reach the end of the first Act, you have had the chance to use that chainsaw or at least watch one of your teammates use it. If not, don't fret. You'll still see it sooner or later. Now, as I was saying, a lot of enemies kind of remind you of Halo guys. Wretchs are like those little anooying aliens from Halo, with grubs as the Elites, and Boomers (you'll love these; my favorite) as the Cannon guys from Halo. But you will see there's more. At the end of Act 1, you'll meet a Berserker. You may think this is a boss, but this girl isn't. You'll meet 2 more. They can kill in one hit, so dodge asap! The only way to kill these girls though is nifty little gun called the Hammer of Dawn. It can only be used at certain points in the game, but it's a lot of fun ro roast grubs.
Once you get to Act 2, it does get intense. You'll learn that you need to stay in the light as much as possible. The bat-like creatures will kill you as soon as you're in the dark. One thing you'll also learn is that you always have Dom with you, and pretty Cole and his bud. This is the 2nd longest part of game, and is actually a bit scary. The end leads to you driving the Junker. My advice on this part is too floor, shoot, floor, shoot a little later, and then just floor it since the Junker can slowly outrun the "bats".
Act 3 is somewhat boring really, as you must go into the nest, and plant a reactor to copy the Locust Tunnels. You will encounter the first boss, a spider like creatur. She's a push over though as long as you shoot her in the neck. The last part where you meet the Theron Guards is probably the hardest because they have machine guns, and that exploding bow gun. Plus, they can chainsaw your ass from behind. I've also heard the best one-liner during this scene.
"Do you think they know we're here?"
"Well, we're not here to sell cookies! So they know something's up." - Marcus. This guy has the best one liners.
Afterwards, it's daylight, and a constant showdown of enemies that gets pretty intense. This is the part I'm at right now.
Now earlier I said I loved the Boomers. They wield gernade launchers, and shout Boom before they shoot. And I love the way they say it. I believe once during tonight, right after they shouted, "Boom!", I believe I said, "Boom this mother *******." Not a lot of games get me pumped and make me laugh at the same time.
Seriously, if you have a Xbox360, get off your ass, and BUY this game. This game blows Halo away. It's harder, better guns (Halo ain't got nothin' on that chainsaw, better AI, and a LOT of blood. Oh yes, there is A TON of blood to be seen with flying limbs and more. If you at the sight of blood, SUCK IT UP.
Though I don't like the fact I'm beating it so fast, it is still a tough game. It may take 10 hours, but it'll feel like days of enjoyment.
My rating:
10/10. Even if the 1 vehicle scene has sucked so far, the advanced AI, unique little monsters, beautiful enviroments, terrific gameplay, and the fact that EA is jealous of it makes it deserve the best score.
*SPOILERS MAY FOLLOW!*
The story line is actually kind of unique. And the AI...whoowee (Texas accent), are they frickin' smart. Even chainsawing them can lead to your own death. But when you get it, you'll love it (if you love blood).
So, let me start it off a bit.
You start in Prison, and will soon learn the controls. No lie, the game WILL take about 10 minutes to finally get in as you learn everything. But when you do, you'll love it. This part is pretty simple, and you'll go through it fast.
If you're like me though, you may have a worry about 5 Acts....No worries guys. They are seperated into about 4-5 chapters, and you'll spend quite a lot of time in them.
Anyways, when you reach the end of the first Act, you have had the chance to use that chainsaw or at least watch one of your teammates use it. If not, don't fret. You'll still see it sooner or later. Now, as I was saying, a lot of enemies kind of remind you of Halo guys. Wretchs are like those little anooying aliens from Halo, with grubs as the Elites, and Boomers (you'll love these; my favorite) as the Cannon guys from Halo. But you will see there's more. At the end of Act 1, you'll meet a Berserker. You may think this is a boss, but this girl isn't. You'll meet 2 more. They can kill in one hit, so dodge asap! The only way to kill these girls though is nifty little gun called the Hammer of Dawn. It can only be used at certain points in the game, but it's a lot of fun ro roast grubs.
Once you get to Act 2, it does get intense. You'll learn that you need to stay in the light as much as possible. The bat-like creatures will kill you as soon as you're in the dark. One thing you'll also learn is that you always have Dom with you, and pretty Cole and his bud. This is the 2nd longest part of game, and is actually a bit scary. The end leads to you driving the Junker. My advice on this part is too floor, shoot, floor, shoot a little later, and then just floor it since the Junker can slowly outrun the "bats".
Act 3 is somewhat boring really, as you must go into the nest, and plant a reactor to copy the Locust Tunnels. You will encounter the first boss, a spider like creatur. She's a push over though as long as you shoot her in the neck. The last part where you meet the Theron Guards is probably the hardest because they have machine guns, and that exploding bow gun. Plus, they can chainsaw your ass from behind. I've also heard the best one-liner during this scene.
"Do you think they know we're here?"
"Well, we're not here to sell cookies! So they know something's up." - Marcus. This guy has the best one liners.
Afterwards, it's daylight, and a constant showdown of enemies that gets pretty intense. This is the part I'm at right now.
Now earlier I said I loved the Boomers. They wield gernade launchers, and shout Boom before they shoot. And I love the way they say it. I believe once during tonight, right after they shouted, "Boom!", I believe I said, "Boom this mother *******." Not a lot of games get me pumped and make me laugh at the same time.
Seriously, if you have a Xbox360, get off your ass, and BUY this game. This game blows Halo away. It's harder, better guns (Halo ain't got nothin' on that chainsaw, better AI, and a LOT of blood. Oh yes, there is A TON of blood to be seen with flying limbs and more. If you at the sight of blood, SUCK IT UP.
Though I don't like the fact I'm beating it so fast, it is still a tough game. It may take 10 hours, but it'll feel like days of enjoyment.
My rating:
10/10. Even if the 1 vehicle scene has sucked so far, the advanced AI, unique little monsters, beautiful enviroments, terrific gameplay, and the fact that EA is jealous of it makes it deserve the best score.