George W. Bush Conspiracy Generator

[Duke]

Pretty simpleminded. But, then again...

Click here.

 

[Tacet_Blue]

Pretty funny.

"George W. Bush had Michael Jackson arrested so that oil companies, the Christian Coalition, and gun owners could invade women."

The dirty sod

 

[ledhed]

George W. Bush invaded Iraq so that big corporations, oil companies, and the Christian Coalition could oppress Muslims.

 

[911_Carrera]

George W. Bush caused the Cubs to lose to the Marlins in Game 7 of the National League Championship Series so that SUV owners could conquer The French.

Did everyone who voted for him miss that?

*EDIT - http://funny.ansme.com/politics/bush/build.html

 

[demon of speed]

George Bush created tax cuts so that gun owners could thieve from Michael Moore.

 

[ExigeEvan]

"George W. Bush lowered taxes so that SUV owners, white men, gun owners, big corporations, and oil companies could kill The United Nations."

 

[Solid Fro]

Some people at GTP actually use this as a factual source for their propaganda...

 

[ExigeEvan]

Name 'em and shame 'em...

 

[ledhed]

George W. Bush has not captured Osama bin Laden so that white men, SUV owners, the Christian Coalition, and gun owners could offend welfare recipients.

 

[demon of speed]

Some people at GTP actually use this as a factual source for their propaganda...

And I bet news and media agencies around thd the globe use this, hell I bet John Kerry did aswell.

 

[Ev0]

George W. Bush lowered taxes so that oil companies and white men could oppress The French.

It's true. CNN will be reporting it in a couple of days.