Get ready for naked supermodel itt.

[Omnis]

Bundchen: 'If the Pats Lose, I'll Run Naked Through Mid-Town Manhattan'
http://www.sportsline.com/spin/story/10613134

FOXBOROUGH, Mass. (Sportsman's Daily Wire Service) -- Winning isn't everything, particularly if losing means you get to glimpse Brazilian supermodel Gisele Bundchen striding naked down the Great White Way. A trip to the Super Bowl has suddenly presented the Patriots with an unexpected dilemma: a choice between a perfect record and beholding the perfect body, unclad and in motion.

In the aftermath of their 21-12 victory over the San Diego Chargers, Tom Brady's celebrated girlfriend startled onlookers by promising to run naked down Broadway in the unlikely event the Patriots lose to the Arizona-bound N.Y. Giants -- unlikely until the very moment she parted her full lips and made the surprise announcement.

Get ready, boys!

 

[Loon]

YES. To bad that even if she does do it we won't be able to see anything....That is till a net video comes up with no censors.

 

[Keef]

Yeah, drat that. It won't be on Youtube uncensored. She'll probably come up with some stupid excuse why she's not allowed to do it...oh, wait!

Public indecency! Walking around naked just happens to be illegal. Yeah, drat that.

 

[Year.Zero]

Yeah, drat that. It won't be on Youtube uncensored. She'll probably come up with some stupid excuse why she's not allowed to do it...oh, wait!

Public indecency! Walking around naked just happens to be illegal. Yeah, drat that.

I have a solution for that:

Canada.

 

[Azuremen]

I have a solution for that:

Canada.

Yes, but then that would not be Broadway, thus she would flake out on that condition.

We must move Broadway to Canada, and quickly.

 

[Omnis]

I want to see the home video where Brady smacks a hoe for jinxing the team.

 

[TB]

Way to stand behind you man, Gisele.

Now show us your behind.

 

[Kylehnat]

Now we wait for the backpedal .

 

[3-Wheel Drive]

Now we wait for the backpedal .

That's pretty much guaranteed...

 

[Omnis]

I wonder if anyone in New York has the Euros on hand to pay her off.

 

[ND4SPD]

unlikely until the very moment she parted her full lips and made the surprise announcement

Which lips are we speaking of here?

 

[Sting]

I Wants To See It Happenz!

 

[Boundary Layer]

Yes, but then that would not be Broadway, thus she would flake out on that condition.

We must move Broadway to Canada, and quickly.

Done!

Map

 

[Year.Zero]

Done!

Map

But...no one lives in Winnipeg...

 

[TB]

But...no one lives in Winnipeg...

I could be there in a few hours.

Talking the wife into letting me go is a whole different matter altogether...

 

[High-Test]

I could be there in a few hours.

Talking the wife into letting me go is a whole different matter altogether...

I'll race you.


Which lips..

 

[TB]

I'll race you.

We could just carpool and save gas.

Have a quick stop in Grand Forks and toilet paper UND, visit the KVLY tower, etc. - typical road trip stuff.

 

[SolidSnake15]

*looks at her picture, imagines her naked*

 

[sn00pie]

*looks at her picture, imagines her naked*

/feeds her a sandwich

 

[TopHat]

/feeds her a sandwich

/smacks sn00pie with a large trout

 

[sn00pie]

/smacks sn00pie with a large trout

/

 

[Megasoft Office]

I don't find her attractive at all

 

[TB]

I don't find her attractive at all

Beauty is, on occasion, inversely proportionate to the amount of clothing worn.

 

[Rykon Zero]

/smacks sn00pie with a large trout

You've just been cornnobbled!