GT4 PhotoCaption Contest #12!

[Speedy Samurai]

We all love the photomode here on GTPlanet. The common bond of automobiles has brought together many people with different experiences, points of view, and senses of humour. Let us share our differences by offering our ideas to the GT4 PhotoCaption Contest.




* A picture will be posted for a week.
* Think up a caption for the picture. It can be serious, humourous, self-deprecating, etc. It can be the view from a third person, or commentator, driver, or spectator, etc.

*Type Caption in red and then your caption entry.
*Only 1 caption per contestant, please.
*10 finalists will be chosen and the winner decided by a poll.
*That winner will then take a picture for the next week and, at the end of that pictures run, select the 10 Captions for the poll.
*update cannot be more than 200 digits!!!


This week's pic brought to you by Magikrio.

 

[Revolution.]

Caption
The Carbon Fibre roof on BMW's new M3 GTR makes it so uber-light that it takes off going over the slightest speedbump!

 

[Funkshen]

Caption:

"German Engineering have almost seemed to find the right formula for their latest M series contribution. Light Weight+Speed+Bump = Air borne... But they have seem to have left a vital factor out of the equation. The "Wall". Back to the drawing board boys."

 

[GEETOWN_DRIFTER]

Caption

HOLY SH$T!!!! I didnt think we were gonna make it over that WALL

 

[Speedy Samurai]

Caption

Don't worry. GT4 does not have damage. Hit whatever you want, dude!

 

[Greycap]

Caption

As we know, BMW began by building airplane engines and the legacy still remains!

 

[huntervf]

Caption:

See here now 007... if you depress this leever you can engage the stationary hover mode. It's really rather pointless you see, however it should prove most efficient in impressing the ladies.

 

[freddy86]

CAPTION

The german free willy didn't make it over the wall into freedom...

 

[sejtur]

Caption

"Betty, the manual says you can put the springs back to normal now."

 

[amp88]

Caption

"BMW's new developmental air-jack system was prone to glitches."

 

[GT40 MKII]

caption
this is why you dont take prozac and try to drift

 

[Fonce Diablo]

Captionlicious:

"And here, we have a spy shot of the '08 M3 GTR, equipped with brand-new telekinesis-enabled iDrive."

 

[kennythebomb]

Amazingly, most new BMW owners skip right over page 589 of the iDrive manual, which explains 'hovercraft mode'

 

[Brock5000]

caption

BMW test driver Magikrio was well known for taking an unconventional line through corners.

 

[jake7717]

Caption

Whew! The cops lost us through the Shortcut.

 

[suzq044]

Headline: "Drifting has Reached a New Level -Aerial Drift, or AD"

 

[Tornado]

Caption:
"In an ironic twist, Roger Waters was found to be behind the wheel of the car. And isn't that an obscure reference?

 

[GM]

EDITED

I Think I left my bag on the floor Bill.

 

[sykes]

caption:
Driver-"I think we fitter the wrong kind of launch control system"

 

[Jondot]

Caption:

This year, BMW's April Fool's joke was on the managing director, when a disgruntled human resources employee replaced his normal company car with a helium-filled replica.

 

[Vonie]

Caption:

"Introducing the new BFW; Bavarian Floater Works"

 

[nosturbo]

Caption

"Umm Q, Bond here. I don't suppose you could tell me where you hid the switch for the Ejection seat?"

I know it's pretty corny but meh best thing that came to my mind.

 

[mwoodski]

CAPTION!
"Dirk prepared for landing after his amazing re-entry from space."
TERRIBLE!

 

[NTX]

Caption

BMW makes huge annoucment: rocket fuel supported for all models!!

 

[boganbusman]

Caption

Passenger: "Tony, I've already promised to buy you a new skateboard. Please don't use my car as a temporary replacement."
Tony Hawk: "TAILGRIND w00t!"

 

[speedy_2]

Caption

Passenger: "You're gonna wish you switched to Geico after this."
Driver: "I hate that F@&!*#$ gecko!!!!!!"

 

[RetroGiant]

Caption:

"In an effort to add more difficulty to El Capitan, land mines were added throughout the course."

 

[Touring Mars]

Caption

Look, Mr. Copperfield... do you want a test drive or not?

 

[Swissbear]

CAPTION

"Try new Red Bull gasoline. It gives your car wings"

 

[GT40 MKII]

CAPTION

"Try new Red Bull gasoline. It gives your car wings"

i like this one