GT4 PhotoCaption Contest #13!

[Speedy Samurai]

We all love the photomode here on GTPlanet. The common bond of automobiles has brought together many people with different experiences, points of view, and senses of humour. Let us share our differences by offering our ideas to the GT4 PhotoCaption Contest.




* A picture will be posted for a week.
* Think up a caption for the picture. It can be serious, humourous, self-deprecating, etc. It can be the view from a third person, or commentator, driver, or spectator, etc.

*Type Caption in red and then your caption entry.
*Only 1 caption per contestant, please.
*10 finalists will be chosen and the winner decided by a poll.
*That winner will then take a picture for the next week and, at the end of that pictures run, select the 10 Captions for the poll.
*update cannot be more than 200 digits!!!


This week's pic brought to you by Treefingers.

 

[Speedy Samurai]

Caption

Man in back with arms raised, "Whoa! Whoa! Watch where the #%$& you're going!!"

 

[Vonie]

Caption:

Luckily for the spectators, the car didn't have the same harmful affects as the element Mercury.

 

[Swissbear]

CAPTION

"Here we see John Hituhard attempting to score 10 points for hitting a spectator wearing a blue shirt. Looks like he might even get the 5 bonus points for a guy with his hat on backwards!"

 

[slo-car]

CAPTION
Man with raised arms: "iAy caramba!"

 

[Dorifto~Dan]

Caption

"Them crazy duke boys are at it again"

 

[atlop]

Caption

"Yet another example of the ultimate realism of GT4: auto focus of the spectator's digital camera was too slow to lock on target before the car was already gone."

Btw, this happened to me a dozen times last time I was in a car race. I bet I looked just as stupid.

 

[drifterboy]

CAPTION
guy with hands in the air ' HOLI S**********T '
BANG! both the car and some spectaters roll down the canyon

 

[RenesisEvo]

Caption
Guy with arms raised, to driver: "You are, like, this far away from the apex"

 

[GT40 MKII]

caption
guy with arms raised YOU MISSED!!!!

 

[De@tthwi§ho0]

CAPTION
Man in the back with it's arms raised: Aww man,, why didn't you ran over my wife!

 

[sykes]

caption
guy with the camera "hes got be be around here somewhere"

 

[Fonce Diablo]

Captionium:

"From the executive producer of Traffic Jam Pinball, iiiiiiit's Spectator Pinball!"

 

[franz]

caption
Codriver - "Arghhh ... Watch out for that spectators!"
Driver - "Nah ... Don't worry! They are just paperboard"

 

[sejtur]

Haha, nice one Franz. 👍

Caption

"It's a flie!" "No, it's a banana!" "No, it's a Mercu..." The spectator never finished his sentence.

 

[GEETOWN_DRIFTER]

caption
Driver: "Man this old cougar handles like a beast! thumpthumpthpthupthmthmpthump
Navigator:HOLY SH$T YOU BEAT JIMS RECORD.....YOU GOT LIKE 80POINTS!!!

 

[suzq044]

ok.. i had to chop this one to make sense:

 

[Kuhnaydeein]

Caption
Guy with Raised Arms:

"Everyone who expects to retain their dignity in 1999, please place your feet on the ground... Oh, not so fast Mr Cougar!"

 

[RetroGiant]

Caption

Guy with arms raised: "What the hell are you doing? Get off the track!! This is a rally race!!"

 

[freddy86]

caption

2nd guy from the right:
"Whoa John, look at that hot blonde over there...!"

 

[Tornado]

Caption:
Funnily enough, the phrase "it's raining Cougars and dogs" didn't test well.

 

[Magikrio]

Caption

Guy with arms raised - Dont hit me yet! I have to go to the washroom!!!!

 

[mwoodski]

CAPTION!
Guy with arms raised. "I'M OPEN, I'M OPEN!"

 

[Touring Mars]

Caption

Guy on the hill in the background: "Ah nuts!... wrong hill... "

 

[NTX]

caption

GT4 players sometimes lose their heads and think that are playing GTA San Andreas!!

 

[speedy_2]

Caption

Guy next to Guy with hands up: (Prior to him throwing his hands up) "Dude, you're so lying!"

Guy with Hands up: "No way dude!!, if I'm lying may a Cougar come out of nowhere and hit me off this cliff!!"

 

[GT40 MKII]

speedy_2 gets my vote

 

[gabibyte]

Final Entry
Organiser:"Crowd contro...what?"

 

[TwinTurboJay]

CAPTION
FINAL ENTRY

Due to the 4rth fan from the left waving his wiener at the co-driver, ( who might be gay, we're not sure ) the driver without direction overcooked the corner, barely saving his, the co-drivers, and the fans bacon.

 

[DQuaN]

Caption

Following in the trend of the B on the bonnet of a Bentley, the wings on a Rolls Royce and Jaguar on the front of a Jag. They tried to give the Mercury a bit of class by sticking a hillbilly figure on the front.