GT4 PhotoCaption Contest #5

[Speedy Samurai]

We all love the photomode here on GTPlanet. The common bond of automobiles has brought together many people with different experiences, points of view, and senses of humour. Let us share our differences by offering our ideas to the GT4 PhotoCaption Contest.




* A picture will be posted for a week.
* Think up a caption for the picture. It can be serious, humourous, self-deprecating, etc. It can be the view from a third person, or commentator, driver, or spectator, etc.

*Type Caption in red and then your caption entry.
*Only 1 caption per contestant, please.
*10 finalists will be chosen and the winner decided by a poll.
*That winner will then take a picture for the next week and, at the end of that pictures run, select the 10 Captions for the poll.
*update cannot be more than 200 digits!!!


This week's pic brought to by myself (speedy_samurai). It is the wish of last winner Dquan, who will be picking the top 10.

 

[[empty space]]

caption

when ya gotta go ... ya gotta go!

 

[Jondot]

Caption

If you squint reaaaaal hard, you can just see Italy!

EDIT

Update:


Hmm, I’m beginning to wonder if slipping 4 spoonfulls of laxative into Eddie’s cuppa really was the way to him to go faster.

 

[JTSnooks]

Caption
Due to the Alpha's well-known flaming flatulence problems, race officials decided it was best to put its pit next to the porta-pottys.

 

[Keerf]

CAPTION
Crew Chief to driver: "No!! it was just a joke he didn't really sleep with your wife!... Noooo! stop don't do it!"

 

[ROADK.I.L.L.]

caption
the inocent pedestrian sat down after having a menacing bean burito. totaly unawar that the extreme port-a-potty tipping games were about to begin. He winced as he heard the cars reving their engines only thinking the race was about to start.

 

[Fonce Diablo]

Caption!

"And, in the opinion of this magazine, no more fitting comparison photo has ever been shot..."

(Alfaholic, please don't kill me.)

 

[sejtur]

Caption

Now where the hell is my toiletpaper!?

 

[725]

Caption
Ahhhh finally, been driving round in circles for ages!

 

[Lee]

Caption:

You gotta usually pay double for that kind of action...

 

[Speed Racer 12]

FINAL ENTRY

"Ahhhhhhhh!!! Sweet, sweet release.

 

[440 CHARGER]

Entry

When you're shiftin into third, and you feel a turd.... It's Diarrhea.... It's Diarrhea!

 

[Thotozam AZ-1]

Caption
Driver: "If I floor it, I will scare the crap out of him"

Yes the pun is intended

 

[Electric.......]

CAPTION

DAMN! *Fart noise* I shouldn't eat shpagetti so much... *fart* Hey,when did I eat corn!? *fart*

 

[Speedy Samurai]

caption

Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuggggggggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!

 

[Pebb]

caption

That great view has just soiled me, so where is the nearest toilet.

 

[ceiling_fan]

Caption
Girl: Honey, this view isn't very romantic.

 

[Zubicar]

Caption

If the driver is peeing and the copilot too, who is braking the car?

 

[Touring Mars]

Caption

Posh: Stop it, David! We already have one called Romeo...

Note 3 explains...

 

[mwoodski]

CAPTION!
OH ****!!!

 

[ceiling_fan]

Caption

Posh: Stop it, David! We already have one called Romeo...

Note 3 explains...

Heh, good one. 👍

 

[Sprite]

"I hope this dosn't leave skid marks"

or

"A poo with a view"

 

[tigermoth737]

CAPTION
Girl:"Honey this view ain't turnin me on."

 

[DQuaN]

CAPTION

As Takuma Sato sat down for some releif, Jarno Trulli Shifted his Alfa in to first, revved his engine, and prepared to get his revenge......

 

[SlipZtrEm]

Caption:
Unbeknownst to the race officials, the Alfa team had found a new, extreme form of last-minute weight savings.

 

[DQuaN]

 

[gt_masta]

Caption:
Unbeknownst to the race officials, the Alfa team had found a new, extreme form of last-minute weight savings.

Awesome caption, and it's got my vote!

 

[Zubicar]

Caption:
Unbeknownst to the race officials, the Alfa team had found a new, extreme form of last-minute weight savings.

 

[Speedy Samurai]

Competition Closed. Poll up soon.