GT5 Online 1/4 Drag Players

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In our world today, there are always people out there who make problems out of nothing. We all know who they may be and we all will come to meet them sometime in our lives. They are people who do not follow the rules, do not understand them, or plainly disregard them. There are people who have such low self confidence that they must cheat and lie to fulfill their silly existence. If you have been in the drag scene as long as I have, you will all know who these people are, and there are several different types which I will lay out for you all.

A) Type A is the scammer. The scammer prowls rooms to find unsuspecting people to race for pinks because they are confident that the unsuspecting opponent has no chance of beating them. If they win the pinks race, they will demand their car like its the end of the world. They will ruin someones name who probably had no idea what pinks meant in the first place. However, there is a catch. If the scammer does lose the pinks race, they will become the people they hate, the scammer. I have been scammed several times from pinks races, however I have always paid up if I have ever lost (which has not been often). Most recently I was challenged by a scammer (lets just call him "lildrake") and just guess what he did after his loss.

B) Type B. The s:censored: talker. (ST for short) The ST does not care about his own image and only looks out to destroy others'. The ST is most likely someone who thinks they are fast but cannot back up their own talk. They consistently talk behind peoples back to their equally as slow following and through their own talk begin to believe that what they say to be the truth when in fact, it is what it really is, just BS. This type of person is the most common. Recently I have acquired a ST and he cannot get off of my nuts, I dont even know him personally, he must have got my name from one of his followers or from a GT5 website. (for now lets call him "userblade") So this guy "userblade" who I have only hear of from being a major scammer and a ST in the past had a room open so I said what can happen, its just a drag room.. Well as soon as I join "userblade" and his STing followers (who cannot tune remember) all begin to call me out saying im slow, etc etc etc.. you know all the names haha I find all that talk to be hilarious because it means exactly 0 to anyone. I just ignored all of it and the people who were STing me never raced me.. funny... The room got horribly laggy and I was about to leave when "userblade" continued to ST and asked for pinks, so I said sure, but not in this room. I joined a new room with notable people such as L8RH8R and slash, sent him an FR (which he accepted) and told him to join so I could pinks him and told him to back up all his talk. You can guess what all that talk was for since he b:censored: out, created excuses and never joined the "visible lag" free room I was in. That's a good example of the STer right there.

C) Type C. The denier. The denier, is a player who refuses to come to the realization that GT5 online drag racing IS NOT EQUAL. It is plain physics, if you cannot understand that/ or deny that people will see the ghost faster than another person, you are either ignorant or a flat out liar. To be more clear, they believe that it is SOLELY based on reaction time after the tree goes ghost and there is no other factors such as internet traffic, location, home connection speeds, television refresh time etc.

D) The Cheapskate. The cheapskate is a person who makes up excuses about the Speed Test DLC. This person is either, too cheap to afford the DLC, too slow and afraid to post their times because they are just that; too slow, complain about the launch method despite the fact that since GT1 the 3/2/1 countdown has been in the Gran Turismo Series, or does not know how to launch properly using the Speed Test even though the same launch method has been used since GT1.

If anyone has any other examples of problematic GT5 racers, post thier character type and I will add them to the OP. Thanks.
 
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I have had far more encounters with Type C then I would like to have. Ie the other day I said I had a faster GT-R and he wanted proof. Even launch time I would get a car on him but if I saw the ghost later and he got the win he would give me crap because I had an "excuse" for "every" reason I was losing.
 
There was a guy that had a GTR Spec V '09, and he was racing my Mazda RX-7. guess who won lol. Well, it was him. Not by much, but he won. He asked for pinks. So, I got out my good ol' Audi R8 and showed him the whooping of a lifetime. He was so pissed, he didn't even give me his GTR. He just left, saying that his internet stopped working. I didn't even bother asking him for my GTR. I always encounter Type B's. They say that they are good, but then when you race them, they constantly have excuses. "Oh, my car bogged" "Oh, my dog bit the controller" "Oh I was eating Reeses Puffs"
 
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I had one guy angry because I was using auto in my Amuse S2000 GT1 out of pure laziness and a guy (I don't care to remember PSN names of idiots) was calling me a cheat because I was beating his poorly tuned R33 (chopped and changed top speed) when I was running auto and he was using manual. He then told me to use manual or he'd tell his 'fast mates' I was a cheater and 'word would get out'. So I ran manual and I won by half a car further. He then proceeded to kick me from the room. :lol:
 
I had one guy angry because I was using auto in my Amuse S2000 GT1 out of pure laziness and a guy (I don't care to remember PSN names of idiots) was calling me a cheat because I was beating his poorly tuned R33 (chopped and changed top speed) when I was running auto and he was using manual. He then told me to use manual or he'd tell his 'fast mates' I was a cheater and 'word would get out'. So I ran manual and I won by half a car further. He then proceeded to kick me from the room. :lol:

lol people these days...how the heck can you "cheat?"
 
Plain and simple.. I LOVE aussie draggers.. Majority of them love complaining.. Or use aids.. I was in this room not long ago and I noticed that the aids weren't turned off.. So I asked the host very politely to turn off the aids.. As soon as the message popped up on the screen another dragger began typing, this guy is renown for using SRF.. he said "dont worry "insert hosts name" they are already off and no one uses them!" purely out of curiosity, I went to his name and what do you know.. SRF.. so I ask if anyone was using aids.. A resounding "nup" or "nahh" echoed throughout the room.. So I proceeded to the strip.. Raced this SRF fiend, beat him.. Told the host and as quick as that SRF got him off the line, he left..
 
mattjones
Plain and simple.. I LOVE aussie draggers.. Majority of them love complaining.. Or use aids.. I was in this room not long ago and I noticed that the aids weren't turned off.. So I asked the host very politely to turn off the aids.. As soon as the message popped up on the screen another dragger began typing, this guy is renown for using SRF.. he said "dont worry "insert hosts name" they are already off and no one uses them!" purely out of curiosity, I went to his name and what do you know.. SRF.. so I ask if anyone was using aids.. A resounding "nup" or "nahh" echoed throughout the room.. So I proceeded to the strip.. Raced this SRF fiend, beat him.. Told the host and as quick as that SRF got him off the line, he left..

I know exactly who that was
 
I'd take that out cause it could be seen as violating the AUP.. Can't quote it but something about discriminating against someone.. So if we just leave the name out 👍
 
mattjones
I'd take that out cause it could be seen as violating the AUP.. Can't quote it but something about discriminating against someone.. So if we just leave the name out 👍

Aww, I had a giggle but it's changed
 
I'll give an acrostic poem.

Everyone
Tried
Helping
Aids when they were
Noobs. but we all know
Relying on them constantly
Over 2 months after starting
Fully and utterly
Lacks any talent or respect in my books.

I have another:

Just when I saw
Everyone
Lost when he used
Lousy SRF but
Yes I
Beat his
Incompetent ass without SRF, after the
Race he
Disconnected
 
What category does the guy who only races his gtr againts EVERYTHING fall under? I mean the guy that the gtr is his only car. And its only fast because its a gtr, not because of his tune. The guy whose gtr loses to decent tuned r34's with ease. The guy that calls everyone in the room that isn't racing gtrs slow. The guy that thinks he's doing something by beating a supra with his gtr. The guy that when you bring out a zz2 or something on a competive level with the gtr he wont line up with you. He'll start treeing for everyone and won't race or he'll park and wait for you to bring out a different car before he races again. What do you call that guy? I call him a p:censored:
 
while i run into alot of type: c ,i must say the most people i run into is the 13 year old kid telling me to go screw my self or calling me every racist name in the book ,this i can not handle and wander to myself where in the heck are these kids parents ,i for one have not been drag racing on gt5 long and don't think i will be if i have to put up with kids with mouths like the ones i have been dealing with lately it's just sickening to think i have kids which are older then what i have dealt with online and if they said half the things these kids do the would have no teeth this i could guarantee !
 
What category does the guy who only races his gtr againts EVERYTHING fall under? I mean the guy that the gtr is his only car. And its only fast because its a gtr, not because of his tune. The guy whose gtr loses to decent tuned r34's with ease. The guy that calls everyone in the room that isn't racing gtrs slow. The guy that thinks he's doing something by beating a supra with his gtr. The guy that when you bring out a zz2 or something on a competive level with the gtr he wont line up with you. He'll start treeing for everyone and won't race or he'll park and wait for you to bring out a different car before he races again. What do you call that guy? I call him a p:censored:

I would call him a desperate little 🤬 :D I've encountered countless amounts of people who do this.
 
What category does the guy who only races his gtr againts EVERYTHING fall under? I mean the guy that the gtr is his only car. And its only fast because its a gtr, not because of his tune. The guy whose gtr loses to decent tuned r34's with ease. The guy that calls everyone in the room that isn't racing gtrs slow. The guy that thinks he's doing something by beating a supra with his gtr. The guy that when you bring out a zz2 or something on a competive level with the gtr he wont line up with you. He'll start treeing for everyone and won't race or he'll park and wait for you to bring out a different car before he races again. What do you call that guy? I call him a p:censored:

the person matt has quoted does this too..

while i run into alot of type: c ,i must say the most people i run into is the 13 year old kid telling me to go screw my self or calling me every racist name in the book ,this i can not handle and wander to myself where in the heck are these kids parents ,i for one have not been drag racing on gt5 long and don't think i will be if i have to put up with kids with mouths like the ones i have been dealing with lately it's just sickening to think i have kids which are older then what i have dealt with online and if they said half the things these kids do the would have no teeth this i could guarantee !

i cannot stand these people, what has this generation run to..

another person who shall remain nameless keeps trying to guess the ghost and will false start 3 times per attempt to race. he then gets angry (i mean really angry and holds a grudge for days) and raises the lagg flag when i beat him. he also then tries to be my friend so i can help un-base-tune-ise his ride to make it faster.
 
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What about the guy that cuts off the other racer before the end of the race? I hate that. Just last night I was in a room. I saw this guy do this to someone else so I got out the same car he was in and proceeded to do it to him. Before that race he pushed me off the line because he wanted to race the other guy. So I had to line up 3 wide. Funny after I beat him he wanted to race me again and I said no, then he calls me slow. LOL
 
What about the guy that cuts off the other racer before the end of the race? I hate that. Just last night I was in a room. I saw this guy do this to someone else so I got out the same car he was in and proceeded to do it to him. Before that race he pushed me off the line because he wanted to race the other guy. So I had to line up 3 wide. Funny after I beat him he wanted to race me again and I said no, then he calls me slow. LOL

classic GTR sore loser.. ill race one in my GTS or ACR and about half way in I pass them with quite a bit of speed. so next time he lines up, he gets the launch as per usual. then 100m in as he sees me catching up quite quickly he will block me off and swerve as i try to dodge and pass him.
at indy if i did it in return after passing them, they'd hit me into the wall at the end..
 
while i run into alot of type: c ,i must say the most people i run into is the 13 year old kid telling me to go screw my self or calling me every racist name in the book ,this i can not handle and wander to myself where in the heck are these kids parents ,i for one have not been drag racing on gt5 long and don't think i will be if i have to put up with kids with mouths like the ones i have been dealing with lately it's just sickening to think i have kids which are older then what i have dealt with online and if they said half the things these kids do the would have no teeth this i could guarantee !

This is what's wrong with society today. Kids need their asses whooped. When I was in school the teacher could give you a spanking. And then when you got home you really caught it. Parents need to discipline their children. Not this timeout bull:censored:
 
This is what's wrong with society today. Kids need their asses whooped. When I was in school the teacher could give you a spanking. And then when you got home you really caught it. Parents need to discipline their children. Not this timeout bull:censored:

in aus you can get in trouble for smacking your kids
 
kennyblanco
Here too. It's a shame really.

Edit: I forgot to mention that it was a good while ago since I've been in school lol.

Lol my parents used to spank me when I did bad things
 
classic GTR sore loser.. ill race one in my GTS or ACR and about half way in I pass them with quite a bit of speed. so next time he lines up, he gets the launch as per usual. then 100m in as he sees me catching up quite quickly he will block me off and swerve as i try to dodge and pass him.
at indy if i did it in return after passing them, they'd hit me into the wall at the end..

How you know he was in a GTR LOL

he was using a GTR 12, and racing a 09, beating him by a car. So I got out my 12 and beat him by over a car :)
 
What category does the guy who only races his gtr againts EVERYTHING fall under? I mean the guy that the gtr is his only car. And its only fast because its a gtr, not because of his tune. The guy whose gtr loses to decent tuned r34's with ease. The guy that calls everyone in the room that isn't racing gtrs slow. The guy that thinks he's doing something by beating a supra with his gtr. The guy that when you bring out a zz2 or something on a competive level with the gtr he wont line up with you. He'll start treeing for everyone and won't race or he'll park and wait for you to bring out a different car before he races again. What do you call that guy? I call him a p:censored:
:lol: I come across these guys every eFin day. When they do race you and loose ridiculously they either ram you in full throttle or just go on the side and start busting stupid donuts...
 
eightlives
How you know he was in a GTR LOL

he was using a GTR 12, and racing a 09, beating him by a car. So I got out my 12 and beat him by over a car :)

I see it too often.. :lol:
 
Liars. Flat out. Me and Karo were in a room talking mad **** about how his No Stripe did 8.1 on the quarter mile. I called him out immediately. He backed down. I told him to be a man a bring it out if he knew everything. My No Stripe runs a pretty consitant 9.065. Karo ate him alive. Lag he says. Now the room was pretty laggy. I raced him, won by 4 cars. Immediatly left. 8.1 my ass :lol:
 

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