Hmm This could be fun. I know that at the the heart of the Pontiac is an Aussie Battler, the Honden Monaro that had to be "Americanised" for the North American Market
(Left hand drive, removal of the Emergency Cricket Bat and "Slab of Stubbies" from the Trunk, and trying to get the exhaust pipes to give the same sort of engine note as the '64 GTO...)
This took time as GM North America resisted the project and the predicted price jumped and GM missed the Muscle Car revival bandwagon with a car that should have been saying "Hey I come from a land down under..." Even with it improved it was underwhelming to the sophisticated American Wheelsmen of the time. The look of the car was your typical conservative Australian fair, substance over style
(Which in my eyes makes it stylish for refusing to be hip and cool.)
Its competitors were fully emerged into the back ot the 50's and 60's historical retrotastic styling.
The 300C has a bold look harking back to the mid fifties C-300 - with a high body line and low roof line. Oddly it reminded me of a 60's Rover from Englandland (P6B) - which was probably a copy of the Chrysler . The new 300C was the car of choice for the aspiring criminals that sing the Hipity Hop music - so it sold like Justin Beiber tickets at a Catholic Girls School. Of course Chrysler is no stranger to pop stars acting the goat. There was an owner of a
Chrysler Wimbledon who ... drove it into a Duck Pond - That owner was Keith Moon of "The Who" - inspiration for Animal of the Muppet show and countless other short lived, burn the candle at every end, percussionists.
But the fight!
So this is an all American Prize fight but it transpires both cars are ringers, and we have a more international face off.
Canada vs. Australia
Maple Syrup vs. Vegemite
(What do you spread on your crumpets/pancakes?)
Labatt's vs. Castlemaine XXXX.
(What do you use to clean the toilet with?)
In the Satin Jade Pearl Corner - Weighing in at 4140lbs - This is a Four Door Sedan, fighting out of Brampton, West of Toronto, Ontario in Canadadadada -
The Chrysler 300C
And Introducing in the Cosmos Purple Metallic Corner - Weighing in at 3726lbs - This is a Two Door Coupe fighting out of Elizabeth, just up the road of Adelaide, South Australia, Australia.
The Pontiac GTO 5.7
*** Round 1 *** Looks ***
This is an interesting one, the GTO is sleek subtle, maybe a taddull, But is the car slippery and fast?
The 300C is a big chrome lined brick. The Original 300 by Chrysler was marketed as the "
Fastest road car in the word" 50 years later that was never going to be said about this chunk. But it only really needs to be faster than the Pontiac... Anyhow back to looks. I have to pick the GTO it is a honest wholesome "Farmer's daughter" of a car with healthy lines without any tinsel. The 300C to me is the sort of car a (Censored) would get. Sure, when it first came out it was a proper throwback to a car that was made up of a mix and match of parts of older cars. Maybe the best bits? But it was soon the car of the wannabee criminal types.
GTO 10 - 300C - 8
*** Round 2 *** Cost ***
300C - 34,780 kazulas
GTO - 34,490 kazulas
Amazingly close, but the Pontiac edges it, and I think it is even cheaper version for the Home Aussie market. And when you factor in the Chrysler has Cheaper Comfort tyres while the Aussie Import has expensive semi slicks as standard then you can underline that the GTO is a bit more of a bargain.
GTO - 10(20) - 300C - 9 (17)
*** Round 3 *** Weight ***
This could be the stat. usually for me the lighter the car the more I enjoy it. And the further than weight is balanced toward the rear axel the more fun it is for me to hurl about a track.
Will a Corn Fed Aussie do well against a square jawed Cannuk carved out of a block of solid steel?
300C - 1878kg - 51:49
GTO -- 1690kg - 59:41
The GTO is packing quite alot of meat in those budgie smuglers - But the 300C is 414lbs heavier - And that is before you bolt on the bulletproof laminated glass,
the kevlar ceramic plates in the doors and the floor,
the puncture resistant radials, the point defence grenades,
Armoured Sunroof and the ...
BUT the Chrysler has a much more balanced weight distibution so it should be much more eager on the track to change directions... Time will tell, but a glimmer of hope for the heavy 300C.
GTO 10 (30) - 300C 7 (24)
*** Round 4 *** Lashings of V8 Powah ***
Both cars have big beefy V8's - but which has the grunt and which is just a runt?
300C - 339bhp
GTO -- 352bhp
GTO 10 (40) - 300C 9 (33)
*** Round 5 *** Torque of the town ***
Both of these cars are big and to get them accelerating you need to talk the talk with plenty of Torque.
300C - 54kgfm
GTO -- 51kgfm
Finally a win for the Chrysler! The Canadians begin to hope for an upset!
GTO 9 (49) - 300C -10 (43)
*** Round 6 *** Paint Chips ***
Does it come with a solid colour palette? Has it got a really strong signature chip, is it a selection of moribund corporate blandness? Let's find out!
300C - 7 chips pretty sombre/sober range
GTO -- 7 chips with a few "bright" shades
Again very close thing but I'll give this to the Pontiac, as it has a nice Cosmos Purple Metallic.
GTO 10 (59) - 300C 9 (52)
*** Round 7 *** The distant rumble of three hundred and forty five cubic inches ***
GTO -- Nice Deep Musical V8
300C - Nicerer V8
There is probably not alot between them in reality but the Canadian car just sounded right - Like Celine Dion on the prow of a big steamer.
GTO 9 (68) - 300C 10 (62)
*** Round 8 *** Speed ***
First real run in anger - and the gearbox on the Pontiac looks like a Lucky bag of cogs, 5th looks to be a bit short 6th is amazingly optimistic...
The Chrysler comes with Comfort Softs - which I upgraded to Sporty Hards for the speed test to be fair.
300C - 187mph (6m19.656)
GTO -- 175mph (6m44.349)
(Measure on the second straight to avoid any downhill skew)
The GTO's box did fumble about the speed of the car, 4th felt a smidge long,5th was pretty breif and 6th was for a very very long haul from157mph up to 175 - it drops you down to 4200rpm.
The 300C only had 5 gears but it is much more simplistic and effective in their use, Neither car was rev limited by their gearbox,
GTO 8 (76) - 300C 10(72)
*** Rounds 9-10-11-12 *** This isn't Spa... ***
To honour Zack Snyder's film about the Chrysler. Everyone remembers Gerard Bulters Line, "This is Spa-Francorchamps!"
Well, we are not off to Walonia, but off just to the west of the inland empire of California - Jack Rabbits Springs, for my usual 20 mile test of tyre wear, fuel consumption, Blistering single lap performance and Overall (lack of) Race pace.
300C was quite good fun, the gears were a bit widely spaced and the 2nd to 3rd change always felt like the car was having to struggle to get up to full speed. The car would rotate very well and considering what an aircraft carrier of a car it is the car was daning about like it had ballet points on its nimble feet.
The GTO does have understeer, but nowhere near as much as I was expecting and it didn't eat the (front) tyres as much. It was ever so slightly more frugal on the fuel use...
*** Round 9 *** Tyre Wear ***
I have to edge this just to the Pontiac, The Chrysler was a bit loose at the back and it did chew ups its rears more than the Pontiac ate its fronts - but very close
GTO -- Total Tyre Candles left - 29
300C - Total Tyre Candles left - 26
GTO 10 (86) - 300C 9(81)
*** Round 10 *** Fuel me once, shame on you; Fuel me twice, shame on me. ***
GTO -- 7 litres extra
300C - 8 litres extra
Again a very close run thing, and on another day maybe the Chrysler would have won, but today in California the GTO was victorious.
GTO 10 (96) 300C 9(90)
*** Round 11 *** Blistering Single Lap Speed ***
Neither cars are super fast, the weight really hurts both cars over the lap.
GTO -- 89.845s
300C - 90.547s
GTO 10 (106) - 300C - 9 (99)
*** Round 12 *** Race Pace Ace ***
GTO -- 12m53.388
300C - 13m02.510
The Pontiac was faster in a race where both tyre wear and fuel economy were not a factor.
GTO 10 (116) - 300C 9 (108)
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After a heavyweight head to head that went the full 12 rounds it looks like there can only be one winner. The Judge has Collected the score cards... The Judge? Not the 1969 second generation Pontiac GTO "Judge"?
Nope - just the result - and winner by a Unnanimous decision,
The Pontiac GTO 5.7 from Elizabeth, Australia!
I did peak a few posts, so expected the Chrysler to ace the track tests, but it was slower that the Aussie import. Strewth!