GTP Alternative Cool Wall: <1756-present Mayonnaise

[Roger the Horse]

Nominated by @Dagger311

Before 1756-present

Believed to have originated in Spain, but taken to France in 1756.

Made from grapeseed oil, olive oil, eggs, lemon juice, and salt.

It is a musical instrument.​

 

[Roger the Horse]

You have it with chips. Chips aren't cool.

 

[Jahgee]

Hate Mayo on everything, it's just Eggs and Oil

Seriously Uncool

 

[Jet Badger]

Musical instruments are always cool.

 

[Dagger311]

As a musical instrument? Seriously uncool.

As a condiment? Cool. I love it on sandwiches.

 

[SomePlayaDude]

Somehow...


I just have this feeling that I got something to do with that last sentence.

 

[Lizard]

Sub Zero because it makes sandwiches that little bit better.

Literally everything bar bacon in a sandwich is better with mayo.

 

[GranTurismo916]

Seriously unc-

Wait, no, uncool. Patrick bumps it up one.

 

[CinnamonOD]

Cool because it makes stuff taste better, but I would never eat it by itself

 

[Bopop4]

Everyone knows Miracle Whip is the superior tangy condiment.

 

[Lizard]

Miracle Whip

What does Miracle Whip taste like? I have never heard of it.

 

[Bopop4]

What does Miracle Whip taste like? I have never heard of it.

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It's kinda like mayonnaise except way tangier.
The flavor is much sharper.

 

[TB]

Everyone knows Miracle Whip is the superior tangy condiment.

Miracle Whip sucks.

Mayo must be Cool otherwise it's frozen or will give you botulism.

 

[The Bman]

Mayonnaise is the nastiest condiment I've ever tasted. It makes ketchup on a chocolate-covered cockroach taste good.

Seriously Uncool.

 

[Bopop4]

Miracle Whip sucks.

Mayo must be Cool otherwise it's frozen or will give you botulism.

You will now have to undergo some Russian "Rehabilitation".



Am I the only one who likes Miracle Whip?

 

[DurWinning]

Uncool.

The reason: Despite a certain starfish's popular belief, mayonnaise can't be used as an instrument.

 

[Ettick]

All condiments are seriously uncool.

 

[Doodle]

I'm an extremely picky eater, so most foods are going to be seriously uncool to me.

 

[Adamgp]

Sub Zero.

Just don't eat it from a packet that has been sitting in the car for about 2 years. That's the voice of experience.

 

[W3H5]

... it's just Eggs and Oil

Seriously Uncool

This.

If I want some softness in my sandwich I'll add butter. If I want egg flavour I'll add an egg. Pointless creation. Seriously uncool.

 

[JMoney]

I mean it's a basic sandwich condiment, how is it supposed to be cool or uncool? I generally don't care for it, but that doesn't make it uncool.

Meh.

 

[disinfected]

I hate the concept of the alternative cool wall, but I had to vote on this one to express my hatred/fear of mayonnaise.

Some people have a fear of snakes, some flying, for me--creamy, off white supposedly edible gunk. Don't want to eat it, don't want to touch it, just no.

Same can be said for ranch dressing, sour cream, cream cheese, cottage cheese...

 

[Sage Ages]

Condiments are uncool. Seriously uncool if its being used to make Salsa Rosada.

 

[Legro]

Even worse than lactose for me. Seriously uncool.

 

[Omnis]

Meh-yonnaise.

Unless you mix a little bit of ketchup in there. Then it's the bomb.

 

[Leggy1]

It lives in the fridge so it has to be Cool.

 

[Lizard]

Interesting fact.

I like eggs and I like mayonnaise but I hate egg mayonnaise sandwiches.

 

[AOS-]

Mayo tastes kind of good with fries.. or your burger, but the thought of its ingredients is an uncool for me.


Also, don't buy whipped dressing. It's not the same thing.

 

[NW48]

Mayonaise. Makes Chicken sandwiches taste THAT much better.

Cool.

 

[TheBook]

It lives in the fridge so it has to be Cool.

My exact reasoning. Kept in fridge, therefore cool.