GTP Alternative Cool Wall: 2001 Solid Gold Toilet

[Roger the Horse]

Nominated by @E28

Solid Gold Toilet

Made from: 24-Carat Gold.
Worth: USD$21 million. Value varies depending on how much you need the loo.
Notable uses: Going to the toilet. Displaying your excessive wealth.
Location: Hong Kong
Built: 2001.
Crew: One.
See Also: Taste.
Trivia: Featured at #7 on TIME's list of famous toilets. Photographed against the sign's wishes.​

 

[AudiMan2011]

Why? Just why?

Seriously Uncool.

 

[Legro]

This is what happens when someone has too much money and no taste. Seriously uncool.

 

[Jet Badger]

"Hey, gurl. Have I told you about my golden pooper?"

What a conversation piece. Does it come with a diamond incrusted toilet brush?

 

[TB]

You **** in it, exactly the same way you **** in every "normal" toilet.

Just because you can doesn't mean you should.

SU

 

[AnthonyD1993]

What a :censored:y way to say I have money. Seriously uncool.

 

[JAHHAJ]

The gold would actually put me off when doing my business, it's so garish, seriously uncool.

 

[Cano]

Hahaha this is incredible. I don't know if seriously uncool or absolute sub zero because troll.

 

[Wiegert]

How to flush ones money down the bog in the most opulent way possible.

Seriously Uncool.

 

[SomePlayaDude]

So, humm..

21 million? There's a whole list of what I can do rather than... this.

That involves starting a charity I call: NO MORE GOLDEN TOILETS BECAUSE IT'S A HORRIBLE IDEA AND YOU SHOULD MAKE USE OF THAT GOLD JUST DONT SMELT IT BECAUSE WE DONT WANT CRAP ON OUR FINGERS MAYBE THIS IS THE CHROME GOLD THATS ON 8 YEAR OLD CAR ENTHUSIASTS IN GTA V AND GT6 ALSO I DID SAY ITS A HORRIBLE IDEA TO MAKE A GOLDEN TOILET BECAUSE GOLDEN KITCHENS ARE THE IN THING TODAY ITS EVIDENT SOMEPLAYADUDE NEEDS SLEEP BUT HE DONT CARE FOO AND HE HATES THE IDEA OF A GOLDEN TOILET ITS LITERALLY A CRAP IDEA AND WHOEVER DID THIS AND IS REPONSIBLE FOR THIS IS TO BE PUT THROUGH WW2 TORTURE CHAMBERS AND MAKE THEIR DEATHS SLOW BECAUSE THEY WASTE MONEY AND I DONT LIKE THEM AND ITS A HORRIBLE IDEA TO EVEN HAVE A THOUGHT DID YOU THINK I HATE MILITARY OBJECTS ON THIS WALL WELL THINK AGAIN THIS IS SOMETHING DEEPER IN HELL THAN THE DEVEL SIXTEEN YAH I KNOW THIS IS A LONG RANT SPONSORED BY NOBODY GIVES A CRAP AND DID I MENTION THIS IS A HORRBLE IDEA?!

 

[Adamgp]

Seriously Uncool.

This would just make the Roto-Rooter guy think he can overcharge.

 

[The Bman]

Send this thing to Hell. Wait no, send it below Hell, and destroy all evidence of it's existence. 👎

Seriously Uncool to the max.

 

[TB]

Seriously Uncool.

This would just make the Roto-Rooter guy think he can overcharge.

If you can afford this, you can afford your own Roto-Rooter guy.

 

[Adamgp]

If you can afford this, you can afford your own Roto-Rooter guy.

That's probably true.

 

[Anathema]

Won't corrode... about the best thing I can say.

 

[Luminis]

Holy crap! Just imagine how bloody cold the gold would feel when you're touching down first thing in the morning.

SU!

 

[Aesthetics]

WHY?
Literally flushing money down the toilet...

 

[ItGivesYouWings]

Uncool. Too cold and slippery for my rear cheeks.

And the "no photos" sign?

 

[Sage Ages]

Well, this was a 🤬 idea.


Seriously Uncool.

 

[Panoz]

It's Satan's throne.

Go hell it goes.

 

[a6m5]

I don't care if I'm worth a trillion dollars, I'd never buy one........ but I do find it 'cool' that it exists. It amuses me. So sorry.

 

[W3H5]

Sub Zero. A gold toilet. What more could you want in life?

 

[Northstar]

I'm confused as to why someone needs 3 waste bins next to the toilet.

 

[GranTurismo916]

Seriously uncool. It's a golden toilet as old as me. Ew.

 

[Doodle]

Sub Zero. I would totally do normal human processes on that.

 

[Ridox2JZGTE]

What's so special about gold ? It's just normal metal. I don't really care if there's no gold in this world or if it's as common as iron. Who the hell made it a currency ? Is it because of it's color or rarity ? Gold Toilet, it's unique and shows the owner's view, it's just metal, a chemical element, nothing more and nothing less. SZ.

 

[SVT Cobra GT]

It's a bog, but it's gold. Meh.

 

[Jimlaad43]

SZ because why the hell not!

 

[axletramp]

Isn't this what all ladies pub toilets look like? Meh.

 

[PeterJB]

Yes, and they crap glitter and rainbows.