GTP Cool Wall: 2022- GMC Hummer EV

[Snikle]

Poll 1310: 2022- GMC Hummer EV nominated by @ThrasherDBS

Body Style: 4dr pickup
Engine: 2-motor EV (EV2), 3-motor EV (EV2X, EV3X, First ed.)
Power: 625 hp (EV2), 800 hp (EV2X), 1000 hp (EV3X, First ed.)
Torque: 1000-1100 lb-ft (estimated), 11,500 lb-ft (claimed by GM, but multiplied by gear ratios)
weight: N/A, but obviously large
Drivetrain: RWD (EV2), AWD (all others)
Country: USA

Spoiler: Additional Pictures

(watch those wheel arches rise!)

 

[Snikle]

I surprisingly don't hate it. Still not higher than a Meh, but that's more due to the cost and such. I actually find the looks to be good.

 

[JohnBM01]

I think there is a definite cool factor. Any real Hummer can conquer the off-road and couldn't care less doing so. We know only so much about this new-age Hummer. It is an awesome machine for what we know, but I don't think it's Sub-Zero. So I'm giving a very strong Cool to this Hummer.

 

[MoLiEG]

Hummer still exists?

Also... that front...

Uncool.

 

[Volksauto]

Not sure how I feel about it yet. Meh.

 

[Adamgp]

On the plus side, I quite like the looks, doesn't look weird like a lot of EV's do. Plus it should be pretty good off road.

On the minus side, it's still an EV.

Balances out to Meh

 

[GranTurNismo]

If Seriously Uncool was a car, this would be it.

I'd rather have an Aztek.

 

[DemioXDTourng]

Great thing, but the overuse of the HUMMER logo kinda kills some of it.


It's like it thinks you forgot that its a hummer, so it shoves it in your face.

 

[EngieDiesel]

Normally I'd say "ask me when it's actually in production", but it's pretty much a sure thing that this will exist and will be almost identical what we've seen so far.

That said, I'm going to go with low Cool (but very low, as in a micrometer over Meh). I appreciate the concept, the technology and the fact that it has actual off-road utility, but... let's be honest. This is aimed squarely at the type of person who thinks "do you know how much I make" is a valid argument for why they're a more important human being than you, and it'll probably be the exclusive domain of Karen and the Bro-dozers*. The three former points only barely outweigh my scorn for the latter.

*I hereby claim "Karen and the Bro-dozers" as my early 2000's alt-rock band name.

 

[MisterWaffles]

I’m giving it SU because this was most likely the thought process behind creating it:

“Hey guys, it’s GM! We know the Hummer brand was a colossal waste and the vehicles were terrible for the environment, so it’s an EV now! Isn’t that swell? Now please come buy our $100,000 electric truck.”

 

[EvolutionWRX]

Hummer should be a Diesel-powered middle-finger to the Eco-industry.

Not this.

This is a marketing nut-job.

Should be lower than SU.

 

[BigShamrock]

uncool

not for that price

 

[Cowboy]

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Ah so that's where my computer monitor went

This looks like it has good offroad potential, but we'll see how it does in the general market.

Low cool

 

[Centroid]

I really can't make up my mind whether it is so ridiculous its cool or so ridiculous its uncool. I don't think it deserves a Meh.

 

[TheCracker]

Having trouble deciding exactly what branch of douche-bag would be seen driving this. SU.

 

[kikie]

Meh.

I'm not a pickup fan.