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I got this in an email.
A first-grade teacher, Ms Brooks was having trouble with one of her students. The teacher asked, Harry what is your problem? Harry answered, Im too smart for the first grade. My sister is in the third grade and Im smarter than she is! I think I should be in the third grade too!
Ms Brooks had enough. She took Harry to the principals office. While Harry waited in the outer office, the teacher explained to the principal what the situation was.
The Principal told Ms Brooks he would give the boy a test and if he failed to answer any of his questions he was to go back to the 1st grade and behave.
She agreed.
Harry was brought in and the conditions were explained to him and he agreed to take the test.
Principal: What is 3 x 3?"
Harry: 9.
Principal: What is 6 x 6?
Harry: 36.
And so it went with every question the principal thought a third grade should know.
The principal looks at Ms Brooks and tells her, I think Harry can go to the 3rd grade
Ms Brooks says to the principal, Let me ask him some questions? The Principal and Harry both agree.
Ms. Brooks asks, What does a cow have four of that I have only two of?
Harry says, after a moment Legs.
Ms Brooks: What is in your pants that you have but I do not have?
Harry: Pockets.
Ms Brooks: What does a dog do that a man steps into?
Harry: Pants
Ms Brooks: What starts with a C and ends with a T is hairy, oval, and delicious and contains whitish liquid?
Harry: Coconut
Ms Brooks: What goes in hard and pink then comes out soft and sticky?
The principals eyes open really wide and before he could stop the answer.
Harry was taking charge.
Harry: Bubblegum
Ms Brooks: What does a man do standing up, a woman do sitting down and a dog do on three legs?
The principals eyes open really wide and before he could stop the answer.
Harry: Shake hands
Ms Brooks: Now I will ask some Who am I sort of questions, okay?
Harry: Yep.
Ms Brooks: You stick your poles inside me. You tie me down to get me up. I get wet before you do.
Harry: Tent
Ms Brooks: A finger goes in me. You fiddle with me when youre bored. The best man always has me first.
The Principal was looking restless and a bit tense.
Harry: Wedding Ring
Ms Brooks: I com e in many sizes. When Im not well, I drip. When you blow me, you feel good.
Harry: Nose
Ms Brooks: I have a stiff shaft. My tip penetrates. I come with a quiver.
Harry: Arrow
Ms Brooks: What word starts with an F and ends in K that means a lot of heat and excitement?
Harry: Fire Truck
The principal breathed a sigh of relief and told the teacher, Put Harry in the fifth-grade, I got the last ten questions wrong myself.
A first-grade teacher, Ms Brooks was having trouble with one of her students. The teacher asked, Harry what is your problem? Harry answered, Im too smart for the first grade. My sister is in the third grade and Im smarter than she is! I think I should be in the third grade too!
Ms Brooks had enough. She took Harry to the principals office. While Harry waited in the outer office, the teacher explained to the principal what the situation was.
The Principal told Ms Brooks he would give the boy a test and if he failed to answer any of his questions he was to go back to the 1st grade and behave.
She agreed.
Harry was brought in and the conditions were explained to him and he agreed to take the test.
Principal: What is 3 x 3?"
Harry: 9.
Principal: What is 6 x 6?
Harry: 36.
And so it went with every question the principal thought a third grade should know.
The principal looks at Ms Brooks and tells her, I think Harry can go to the 3rd grade
Ms Brooks says to the principal, Let me ask him some questions? The Principal and Harry both agree.
Ms. Brooks asks, What does a cow have four of that I have only two of?
Harry says, after a moment Legs.
Ms Brooks: What is in your pants that you have but I do not have?
Harry: Pockets.
Ms Brooks: What does a dog do that a man steps into?
Harry: Pants
Ms Brooks: What starts with a C and ends with a T is hairy, oval, and delicious and contains whitish liquid?
Harry: Coconut
Ms Brooks: What goes in hard and pink then comes out soft and sticky?
The principals eyes open really wide and before he could stop the answer.
Harry was taking charge.
Harry: Bubblegum
Ms Brooks: What does a man do standing up, a woman do sitting down and a dog do on three legs?
The principals eyes open really wide and before he could stop the answer.
Harry: Shake hands
Ms Brooks: Now I will ask some Who am I sort of questions, okay?
Harry: Yep.
Ms Brooks: You stick your poles inside me. You tie me down to get me up. I get wet before you do.
Harry: Tent
Ms Brooks: A finger goes in me. You fiddle with me when youre bored. The best man always has me first.
The Principal was looking restless and a bit tense.
Harry: Wedding Ring
Ms Brooks: I com e in many sizes. When Im not well, I drip. When you blow me, you feel good.
Harry: Nose
Ms Brooks: I have a stiff shaft. My tip penetrates. I come with a quiver.
Harry: Arrow
Ms Brooks: What word starts with an F and ends in K that means a lot of heat and excitement?
Harry: Fire Truck
The principal breathed a sigh of relief and told the teacher, Put Harry in the fifth-grade, I got the last ten questions wrong myself.
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