Have you ever had a 'helpful' individual mess with your B-spec Bob?

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Hi all.

This post might be a little long winded, but hey...... I've got another entire 24 hour race to wait for to complete....for the second time, so I thought I might try to ease my rage with a little creative writing that will hopefully.....humor someone. :ouch:

Last night I set B-spec bob on a journey around the Le-Mans I 24 hour, in my hard earned Nissan R92CP, with the view that he was racing only for victory.

To begin with, I carefully nurtured him for his first couple of pit stops, making sure he had a lead that made him competitive enough so that it wouldn't be a wasted effort, and experimenting with pace settings to find the most competitive. I found medium pace / overtake to be the quickest, and have a reasonable pit strategy, so left bob to his mind numbing task. Whilist he was spinning out occasionally, the loss of time was less than had he been driving at pace 2.

It was a bit of a gamble, but it seemed to be paying off, as he was clocking an average of 3 seconds faster than the next fastest car, which happened to be another R92CP, but pitting on par with the rest of the field, whilist I made some well needed zzzz's.

I awake, to find Bob about 3 mins in front of the opposition at about the 10 hour mark, I accelerate the time until he's one lap in front, then on the next pit, switch over to A-spec to try my hand, mainly to see how difficult the car was to handle. In short, she was an awful son of a b**ch to drive, but I was lapping as fast as bob on green tyres, but when they waned down to deep orange, which was where bob was pitting, I found the car near uncontrollable for my style of driving with a DFP, so badly so that the AI unlapped itself, and cut the distance down to two minutes.

Realising the critical situation, I decided that Bob will in this instance, do a hell of a lot better than I, and content in the knowledge that bob led overnight on the same settings, I let him be, and I turned the TV off, the stereo off, started my motorbike, and went off to uni. It was then that I remembered that the power company had sent out a notice of temporary interuption of services, and just hoped that the maintainance would go ahead some other day.

I come home, and I'm reassured that the power didn't go out because the digital clocks are still all set. Alas, I feel luck is on my side!

But then, to my bewilderment, I find my TV on, and to my pure horror, see bob lacking 42 seconds behind, on pace setting 2, at the 22 hour mark. I yell profanity at all with the knowledge to operate my TV, and most importantly alter MY BOB. :nervous:

The suspects were my brother, who I'd figure would know better than to do that, seeing as it would guarantee me firmly wedging one of my size 12 steel caps somewhere in his anatomy where it shouldn't go, and my father.... who seems to think he knows more than I about everything.

The culprit turned out to be the latter.... his excuse was that the AI was crashing.... whilist that may have been true, the AI certainly wasn't loosing. I let him know in no uncertain terms, that if he tries to 'help' me in such a way ever again, without my permission, that I'd 'help' him by polishing his prized motorbike with an angle grinder..... arguement settled.

The enivitable came, and bob lost. Unable to deal with the fact that the loss was totally avoidable, I set about making the above scenario totally preventable.

Almost immediatly, I demanded the keys to the family car.....drove in a manner able to melt a set of Racing Super Hard Tires after just one lap around the Test Circuit, on my way to the hardware store , and purchased one 'Hasp and Staple' (a special kind of latch), which I've since applied to my bedroom door, which in conjunction with a combination lock. Will stop further unwanted intrusions.

I'm a generally calm individual, so I hope y'all don't think I'm psychotic or something! But If you've read this far, I'd love to know if anyone else here has been subject to a similar situation?

And what, if any, actions (preferably funny, or painful) you took to remedy the problem. 💡 :)
 
I once had my brother take out the game in the middle of a championship, but it didn't really bother me since I wasn't that far along and had no intentions of finishing it soon. Plus, it was his PS2 ;) My question is, why was your dad A) in your room, and B) how did he know how to even mess with GT4 and especially B-spec? Does he often play? And if he knows the basics of B-spec, shouldn't he have figured that if Bob was winning you shouldn't mess with anything? Craziness.
 
I had similar situations in the past but since there never was anything more important than loosing a race in a video game I just shrugged it off and moved on. As far as locking down the room I think it is a gross overreaction if you did it just because of this game loss. It would be different if things were dissapearing or some family member was messing around with your stuff (like breaking things).
 
My flatmates cat has done this to me. It grabbed the DS2 off the table and attacked it while I was out, only for me to come home and find the speed setting had gone from 4 to 1. It took hours before he could get the tobasco sauce to come off his paws.
 
I'm so glad my brothers don't live with me. Thanks for reminding me how annoying that could be. :D

ozanzac
I awake, to find Bob about 3 mins in front of the opposition at about the 10 hour mark, I accelerate the time until he's one lap in front, then on the next pit, switch over to A-spec to try my hand, mainly to see how difficult the car was to handle. In short, she was an awful son of a b**ch to drive, but I was lapping as fast as bob on green tyres, but when they waned down to deep orange, which was where bob was pitting, I found the car near uncontrollable for my style of driving with a DFP, so badly so that the AI unlapped itself, and cut the distance down to two minutes.

This was my experience as well. Byron ran the tires on the CLK-GTR to orange every four laps. The one time I hopped in for a stint, I burned them down to red in three and a half. :crazy: That was probably the trickiest half a lap I've ever done.
 
I left my ps2 on overnight for the tsukuba 9 only to find in the morning that my dad had shut off the ps2 when got up in the morning. It wasn't a big deal, I just reran it the next day.
 
Mr.Slow
I had similar situations in the past but since there never was anything more important than loosing a race in a video game I just shrugged it off and moved on. As far as locking down the room I think it is a gross overreaction if you did it just because of this game loss. It would be different if things were dissapearing or some family member was messing around with your stuff (like breaking things).

Nah, things aren't disappearing as such (except for the cars they've sold), but I do clasify the scenario as 'messing around with my stuff'. The lock for my room, which is my one bastion of privacy on this world, wasn't merely a knee-jerk reaction, this was the last straw. I often find my father and brother messing around with car settings and the like, and rarely do I find things in the same place as I usually put them. My DVD's and CD's and such. The lock won't serve as a permanent barrier. It'll only be used for when I definantly don't want them in my room to mess with my stuff whilst I'm not home.

I've tried in vane to urge them to get their own memory cards, and to simply put stuff back where it belongs. I don't see the lock for my door as a drastic measure.... I'd see moving out of home as a drastic measure...

As a side note, they didn't pay a dime in concern to buying the TV, the Stereo, The PS2 and GT4 pack, the Driving Force Pro....nor did they build the setup to make it all work..... but they've certainly logged more hours on it than I. I didn't buy it for the family, I bought it for me....... in the same fashion that my father bought his motorbike for his personal entertainment, not the family.

My question is, why was your dad A) in your room, and B) how did he know how to even mess with GT4 and especially B-spec? Does he often play? And if he knows the basics of B-spec, shouldn't he have figured that if Bob was winning you shouldn't mess with anything? Craziness.

A) God only knows......See, he's an oil rig worker, so when he's home, he has a lot of spare time on his hands.....and I mean alot. I wouldn't mind him in my room if he did something to it, like tidy it up a little, then he could use my stuff (except my memory card) to his hearts content, but more often than not, he messes it up, 'borrows things' without my knowledge. e.t.c.

B) Yeah, he probably plays more often than me. That doesn't mean he's better than me, believe me, I woop his 'bet you can't beat that' lap times by 3-5 seconds in identical cars, without much effort. I'll miss those small moral victories, but I think he's realised I kick his ass since GT1 and GT2 days, as they're few and far between than they used to.

And obviously, he knows something about B-Spec. But the logic 'if it ain't broke, don't fix it' doesn't seem to apply for him.
 
well, the last time anyone messed with my racing was when i was doing a long enduro on GT2, my sister exited it when i was about 12 laps to gold... i soon after formatted her entire memory card, and continued to do so for several weeks after the fact and she learned her lesson... :sly:
 
ozanzac
But the logic 'if it ain't broke, don't fix it' doesn't seem to apply for him.

If it ain't broke, fiddle around with it until it is!!

My Mum has only ever met one of my girlfriends. I once took this tidy chinese girl to a barbecue at a family friend's house. I phoned ahead to my mate to be sure it wd be all right to bring her, forgetting his parents were best friends with my mum.
Mum opened the front door with the words "but she's chi..."

I think she knows, Mum, I think she knows...
 
FastEddie12
Mum opened the front door with the words "but she's chi..."

I think she knows, Mum, I think she knows...

Bwaaaaaaaaaaahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!

*Rolling around on the floor laughing my bum off icon required to fill this space*

Back on topic, well, actually not quite, my gf has messed with a few b-spec races, but never ruined one I had started. She's merely tried a few unlikely b-spec races herself (Bob in a Gillet vs. a Sauber and a Minolta Toyota at Infineon, anyone?) When she's fiddled with a race that I started, she's won it if it was winnable. She even b-specced the two La Sarthe enduros for me, and won!!

What ruins me is when someone tries to start a conversation with me, or asks me a question, when I am a-speccing. It only takes a tiny lapse of concentration to see me totally forgetting to brake for that tight hairpin, or put two wheels on the grass into a braking zone, or touch the brake pedal when the steering is not within one ten thousandth of a degree of straight ahead in a Yellowbird. I can't race with any kind of distraction at all. I will crash.

My most costly influence, though, wasn't in GT4 at all. It was 4 and a half unsaved hours into a Grand Prix 2 full distance race. Two practise sessions, two qualifying sessions, one hard earned front row slot, and an even harder earned 2 second lead about 40 laps into the race, and my brother decides to grab the wheel and steer left for half an instant right at the entrance to a right hand bend. One face full of tyre wall later and my race was over, since GP2 allowed car damage. Can't steer to victory when my car has no front wheels anymore...
 
Alfaholic
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.....my brother decides to grab the wheel....

:ouch: Commiserations. Thankfully my brother lives in Brighton, my sister in Nottingham, my Mum in Norfolk and my gf in cloud cuckoo land, so I tend not to have these problems anymore :)
 
Oh God... my wife just happens to stick her foot in my ear when I'm six minutes into a timed lap at the Nurburg.... (I play in bed, laying the wrong way around with the TV at the foot of the bed) every single time. :ouch:

LOL at the Mum. Have a grand-aunt who's like that. Doesn't like my Uncle's wife because she's Mexican... thing is, they're pure-blooded Filipino... Uhhh... Auntie... we're immigrants too... :lol:
 
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