Have you ever had to say sorry to B.O.B

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Have you had to say sorry to B.O.B

  • Yes

    Votes: 20 45.5%
  • No

    Votes: 7 15.9%
  • He should win no matter what

    Votes: 17 38.6%

  • Total voters
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I was using B.O.B in a race and was wonding why he was so bad.
I had just done the race with the car and it was fine.
Then i went to tune the car and then i saw it the tryes he was on were the stock ones.

Once i had changed them perfect he won the race by 3 sec or so...

So B.O.B i am sorry for the bad choice i made as a crew chief and hope you don't have any bad feelings.
 
I said sorry for making my Bob race the 9-Hour Tsbuska endurance two times a day for the past two weeks.

Then I put him into the 24H Le Mans race.
 
When he threw my Zonda round the track awesomely for the first time. I said you're not that much of a p**ck afterall. Good man!

On the last lap I'm sure the drifts were showboating too! :)
 
He(they) should win no matter what... i put them in the fastest car i have for that challenge. when it comes to B-spec all is fair in love and war. i have no ethics or morals.
"A.Alonso" and "R.Schumacher" lost @R246 in the super-GT series while driving a 1040hp 88C-V. they need to apologize to me.
 
I apologised to my Bob recently for bringing him into the world, when it's clear he just wasn't ready to be a race driver.

So I killed him. :mischievous:
 
Never said sorry to BOB as sometimes he does not want to make that all important pass on the last couple of laps to win the race and sometimes thinking he's like Lewis Hamilton. Well I could say sorry for thinking that he was a M Schumacher Or Mika Hakkinen, but maybe he sometimes thinks he's Kimi saying to Matin Brundle "I was having a Sh***t!! lol
 
This thread is hilarious haha!

Yes it is


I think BOB amazes me sometimes....He can be sooo good at times amazing me (At one time I used the replay to improve my overtaking while entering a highspeed corner) but then at others I just say " You are a failure...and an abomination to racing" (may be a little more colorful but you get my point.) I think some Bobs are genuinely better than others. In the early levels me and my mate where at the same level doing b spec and his bob could not win a race to save his life (or career as it turned out) while mine was winning most races with minimal input. We where using same cars on same races and mine would win easily. My mate eventually fired his bob and got a new one which is a lot better. I wonder if there us a way to tell how good your bob will be?
 
I don't really ever say sorry, for example, he just came in 3rd in a fully tuned Shelby Cobra in the Super Car Nostalgia Laguna Seca race.

Sometimes I just feel like the I am dissapoint guy...
 
I was having fits trying to get one of my drivers to finish the races in the extreme events. I was cycling through all my drivers and trying different tunes on the N-ASS-CAR. One of my drivers was doing fairly well on the road courses and I took a chance on him in the Daytona race. He came out and was in first place by the middle of the third lap!! I was mostly watching him and giving the overtake command when he seemed stuck after one of the other drivers sneaked past him. Then he entered lap 9 and started a death spiral to the back of the pack. I was pushing him and he just seemed to be letting the other cars pass!! I was getting angry and mashing the pace up command and he just ignored me and came in 11th. So after I cooled off a little I thought that maybe the tires were getting bad towards the end. I tweaked the suspension a little and re-entered the race. Places on the course that previously had the tires heating up were now staying white instead of pink. So here we go! He did the same exact thing every time!!! Up into podium spots then a slow retreat to 9th, tenth, eleventh, 12TH!!!!! I was very angry and even though this was the second Bob I created and was very good at most other races, I slogged through the menus to get to the drivers screen and delete that little 🤬!!!! I had him lined up in my sights and was actually looking at the confirmation screen "Are you sure you want to delete this driver?" Suddenly (this was @ around five in the morning) I thought, no I don't want to delete him I want him to suffer like he made me suffer! I had a Mitsubishi Colt in metallic Pink that he would race on Suzuka in the rain on comfort hards! I took the Colt into the tuning shop and put a loud racing exhaust, over to GT Auto for a nice big wing. 74 screaming HP! (and I mean SCREAMING!) All of the other drivers arrows were down and brown from the repeated attempts at Daytona but this smug little 🤬 was up and blue! So I put him in the race and ran him through the mill a couple of times. The first couple of runs he was getting passed and lapped, then he started to catch up to the rest of the field! SO after about 50 laps he wasn't getting last place anymore! Then after running the race five times I went back to the selection screen and all of the other drivers were up and blue!!! They seemed to be enjoying the torture that I was putting their buddy through!! I started laughing, said sorry to T.Hendrix(Bob) and thanks to Kaz and PD, and went to bed.

PS... This Bob(T.Hendrix) won the N-ASS-CAR championship last night. He has learned his lesson!!! He Hee!
 
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I was having fits trying to get one of my drivers to finish the races in the extreme events. I was cycling through all my drivers and trying different tunes on the N-ASS-CAR. One of my drivers was doing fairly well on the road courses and I took a chance on him in the Daytona race. He came out and was in first place by the middle of the third lap!! I was mostly watching him and giving the overtake command when he seemed stuck after one of the other drivers sneaked past him. Then he entered lap 9 and started a death spiral to the back of the pack. I was pushing him and he just seemed to be letting the other cars pass!! I was getting angry and mashing the pace up command and he just ignored me and came in 11th. So after I cooled off a little I thought that maybe the tires were getting bad towards the end. I tweaked the suspension a little and re-entered the race. Places on the course that previously had the tires heating up were now staying white instead of pink. So here we go! He did the same exact thing every time!!! Up into podium spots then a slow retreat to 9th, tenth, eleventh, 12TH!!!!! I was very angry and even though this was the second Bob I created and was very good at most other races, I slogged through the menus to get to the drivers screen and delete that little 🤬!!!! I had him lined up in my sights and was actually looking at the confirmation screen "Are you sure you want to delete this driver?" Suddenly (this was @ around five in the morning) I thought, no I don't want to delete him I want him to suffer like he made me suffer! I had a Mitsubishi Colt in metallic Pink that he would race on Suzuka in the rain on comfort hards! I took the Colt into the tuning shop and put a loud racing exhaust, over to GT Auto for a nice big wing. 74 screaming HP! (and I mean SCREAMING!) All of the other drivers arrows were down and brown from the repeated attempts at Daytona but this smug little 🤬 was up and blue! So I put him in the race and ran him through the mill a couple of times. The first couple of runs he was getting passed and lapped, then he started to catch up to the rest of the field! SO after about 50 laps he wasn't getting last place anymore! Then after running the race five times I went back to the selection screen and all of the other drivers were up and blue!!! They seemed to be enjoying the torture that I was putting their buddy through!! I started laughing, said sorry to T.Hendrix(Bob) and thanks to Kaz and PD, and went to bed.
:lol: Awesome mate :lol:
Have to try your method on my BOB which name is...B.Simpson:)
 
My Friends. I Wish to take this opportunity to make a humble apology to my BOB. Earlier on, he spent the first 15 laps of the Formula GT Monza race crashing into every barrier on the course. And some of the insults i threw at him would have made a Navie blush. I then stuck him in the pits, putting him almost a lap behind the leader. But on the fresh rubber and with some careful guidance, he proceeded to turned into a speed demon and proceeded to catch up to the main field, pass the lot of then, and take a full half lap leaf before the end of the race. bob. My sincere apologies for what i said. I know you don't fornicate with horses.
 
Bob did a race with my minolta in the super GT. Bob kept coming 12th no matter what I did because he was sliding all over place. Out of rage I fired him. I then used the minolta in a spec super gt. I too was sliding all over the place. I never drive that badly even with traction control and ABS on. I found my awnser in the tyres the minolta was using. Comfort hards.

I hope H.Potter went on to a better life after I fired him
 
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Yes, frequent apologies have been made. Generally to my family, for my rather vocal outbursts on account of Bobs driving. Also to my neighbours, for simliar outbursts on account of Bobs inability to overtake the Escudo Pikes Peak on 'Like The Wind' without immediately braking in front of it, thus causing an accident. I would also like to take the opportunity to apologise to Michael Schumacher for claiming, albeit in anger, that his own F1 2010 season made him the only person on Earth who was ******* than Bob. I now know this to be completely untrue.
 
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