"Impaired" Nordschleife lap times

[smskeeter23]

I know there is a "do you drive while drinking" thread out there but I don't think there is one that actually asks for times. Especially because who would be dumb enough to try Nordschleife after or during drinking?!

Well I did just for the heck of it and thought that if the mods don't remove this it might be an interesting thread.

Rules:

MUST be a clean lap (white time at least) with a game stock car. No upgrades, no tuning or upgrades AT ALL.

What should you list:

1. Car used
2. Experience level at the "Green Hell" (rough estimated laps)
3. Experience with the car driven
4. Hardware used ( and mode if applicable)
5. How much and what you have had to drink.
6. Weight, if comfortable (this would help determine BAC)
7. YOUR TIME!
8. Amount of tries...

Don't just say "wow I was wasted but I'm so frickin good I crushed it in 5min flat with an X1"... seriously lets be honest it could be fun!

Wacky smokers... sorry, get your own thread this one is for the liquid impaired only ;-)

Have at it boys!

I'll go first...

Ford GT LM Spec II Test Car
About 60 laps in GT5
None prior
G27, heel/toe manual shifter, 1 abs only.
6 Spaten Optimator, 5 Lakefront Brewery Riverwest Stein Beer, 1 Sprecher Hard Rootbeer, 1 Capital Supper Club beer.
I weigh 278lbs and should definitely NOT be driving a real car right now.

Anyway, I managed a 7:36.958. Not bad considering my lack of experience in track and car. Lots of fun though.

This took me 3 restarts until I got my bearings straight up to Flugplatz lol.

Idk if it helps either but I did this at 19:50 time with 0 rain, 0 weather, and 1 time.

 

[m8h3r]

Thread could be interesting but be careful not to double or triple post 👍

 

[smskeeter23]

Yes sorry about that :-(

 

[Voxalizer]

If you are able to remember your laptimes you clearly werent drunk enough.

 

[smskeeter23]

If you are able to remember your laptimes you clearly werent drunk enough.

Only because I was staring at it on the screen when I typed that out ;-)

 

[smskeeter23]

No other takers huh? Bummer this could be fun :-(

 

[NeuroticVows]

If you are able to remember your laptimes you clearly werent drunk enough.

That's why you save the replay and watch again later

 

[zocker_16]

Maybe it would be interesting to compare your "drink-time" with a benchmark without alcohol at the next day. So you can see the difference between your two laps. Do this with different amount of alcohol and you will see why it´s not allowed to drink and drive

I tried this once in GT4 and saved my lap to watch it the next day, i lost about 20-30 seconds a lap.

 

[jimipitbull]

I would prefer hot lapping The Green Hell through a Mazda Bongo

 

[Aquarelle]

Lol.. dude two days had passed. Not everyone gets drunk on a regular basis

I don't drink often, rarely at all outside of a beer at a restaurant.. however the mrs wants to have a few drinks at some point so I'll post a lap time at some point 👍

 

[GTlondoner]

Would be fun if you get bonus points for strength/amount of alcohol consumed,
Say 1 point for each 0.5 unit, So a bottle of normal beer would be 3 points,
1 bottle of whiskey 14 points.
For each point you get .100 taken off your final lap time,
💡 So do you drink a lot more for extra points 💡 or try to go your normal pace just alittle drunk.

 

[smskeeter23]

Zocker - I'd vote for the day before or just before you start. Hangover times might be even worse than drunk lol

Urie - I know I just thought worldwide there'd at least be a reply or two ;-)

GT - I like that idea a lot 👍

 

[kennylmao]

It's Friday today so will drink and drive the Ring tonight/tomorrow morning. Stay tuned.

 

[smskeeter23]

Ya we'll have to see if I have a chance to get a lap or two in as well

 

[Lock2Lock]

If I am going to try this I will use the CTR Yellowbird and try to get to the record time.

Last time I did it i managed to get passed it with sport hard tires. I'll do it on comfort softs this time. Drunk + CTR Yellowbird + Nurburgring Nordschleife = spin outs followed by spin outs

 

[jaycee_xr3]

I'm a freakkin' turtle without alcohol I can't imagine doing it drunk.

 

[smskeeter23]

Drunk + CTR Yellowbird + Nurburgring Nordschleife = spin outs followed by spin outs

You're a madman you know that?

 

[Lock2Lock]

You're a madman you know that?

Hey if i get drunk enough and decide to do this I might record it.

And don't forget it will be on the G27