Joke Contest

[TAFJonathan]

Hey I will make a "Joke Contest Winner" avatar for whoever has the funniest joke on this thread.

In a week I will post a poll about which is better.
Please keep all contest jokes on this thread.

BTW - I don't guarantee the avatr will be really good, its just for fun.

 

[Rice Rocketeer]

alright....bring it on!

 

[TAFJonathan]

seems like no one's gonna post...

rice spread the word will 'ya?

 

[Magic069]

it seems this thread is the real joke!!!

j/k!!

 

[NocturnalPS]

haha

 

[SandStorm]

Originally posted by Magic069
it seems this thread is the real joke!!!

j/k!!

Haha thats a good 1 magic069!!

 

[TAFJonathan]

b'doom tsch

 

[Concept]

Since nobody else has a joke here goes mine:

(no offense to any guy here or anywhere who is gay)



How Do You Fit Four Gay Men On A Stool?




TURN IT UPSIDE-DOWN!

 

[Concept]

I guess nobody thought the above joke was funny.

 

[SandStorm]

Originally posted by ViperConcept
Since nobody else has a joke here goes mine:

(no offense to any guy here or anywhere who is gay)



How Do You Fit Four Gay Men On A Stool?




TURN IT UPSIDE-DOWN!

haha ViperConcept thats a good 1

 

[risingson77]

Originally posted by Magic069
it seems this thread is the real joke!!!

j/k!!

D'oh!

 

[risingson77]

OK, here we go:

A proctologist is sitting in his office. The nurse walks in and says,"What are you doing?" He replies,"I'm writing a prescription."

"But you're holding your thermometer!" she exclaims.

"Jesus Christ!" he says,"some assh*le's got my pen!"

 

[TAFJonathan]

LOL

 

[risingson77]

Originally posted by Stealth Viper
LOL

Glad you liked it.

 

[whiz kid]

why did the monkey fall out of the tree????




because it was dead!!!!! hahahahah

ok,ok heres another:

why did the airplane fall out of the sky???

because the pilot was a loaf of bread!!!!

 

[risingson77]

:reallyodd:

 

[Saleen Man]

Originally posted by whiz kid
why did the monkey fall out of the tree????




because it was dead!!!!! hahahahah

ok,ok heres another:

why did the airplane fall out of the sky???

because the pilot was a loaf of bread!!!!

 

[NocturnalPS]

Ill enter my Joke GO HERE

 

[SandStorm]

Originally posted by Stealth Viper
LOL

May I ask a question? What the hell is LOL??!!



Thanx
Mr GT2

 

[risingson77]

Originally posted by Jazza


May I ask a question? What the hell is LOL??!!



Thanx
Mr GT2

Laughing out loud.

 

[Concept]

Originally posted by Jazza


May I ask a question? What the hell is LOL??!!



Thanx
Mr GT2

 

[Rice Rocketeer]

how do u get a blonde to marry u????

A: tell her she's pregnant!

 

[Rice Rocketeer]

what did the blonde's left leg say to the right one??

A: nothing they've never met!!!

 

[Rice Rocketeer]

What does a blonde do to part her hair?

A: spread her legs!!

 

[Rice Rocketeer]

Why did the blonde stop using the pill?

A: it kept falling out!!!!

damn, that was a good one!!!

 

[TAFJonathan]

hee....hee....hee...oh my god...

 

[Rice Rocketeer]

Originally posted by Stealth Viper
hee....hee....hee...oh my god...

yep...i know!

 

[Magic069]

check out: http://209.123.183.57/forums/showthread.php?s=&postid=61273&t=9924#post61273