JOKE:Honduh are not good, my stang is faster

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Honduh are not good, my stang is faster

"Honduhs are not good cause they are not fast. Honduh only has v4 and my stang has a v8 and its bored with a supercharged NOS with blackouts not dumm white out civics.

I also have 900hp on my stang and honduhs have 100hp and are slow. my stang will win all of races with honduh. my stang is grey with blackouts baby and looks tight. it has a v8 inline bored supercharged NOS system with flowmasters not some big tin exhaust tips. stikers dont make your car faster only reel machine work will. my wing is not a big dumm wing its a carbon fiber one that will keep my car from flying because i go to fast.

I live in kent ohio and will beat anyone here. i beat all civics and casue my sweet stang rox. and civics are slow.
also, when i put on my turbo i will get 2000hp. it will be sweet. i will beat all of the stock civics out there. they are not fast.

-88' stang,
-supercharger v8 inline nos
-grey with blackouts
-flowmaster rox
-summit racing stiker on the driver side window cause i buy my stuff from them
-raceing stripe on my car cause its a reel race car and not a dumm honduh."
 
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Presumably your 'stang' has to have 900bhp to beat the 100bhp 'honduhs' because a) your 'stang' is that crap and b) you don't like competition!

Anyone actually seen a V4 honda? No, thought not... :rolleyes:
 
Y'know i was always wondering why i'd manage to beat a Toyota Vitz in my Nissan R390 LM in the Sunday cup,they don't put up much of a fight. :dunce:
 
Originally posted by oosacker
Honduh are not good, my stang is faster

"Honduhs are not good cause they are not fast. Honduh only has v4 and my stang has a v8 and its bored with a supercharged NOS with blackouts not dumm white out civics.
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The only V4 I know is from the Panjero Mini. And the Accord, NSX, and the Passport(I think)have V6s. Your Stang is bored......maybe you should drive it more. And why are blackouts cool? I think they're stupid, look bad, and make your car look like white trash(no offense to anyone else here who has them that I just don't know about) Wow, a Supercharger! Let me go to a Mazda dealer and take one off of a Millenia S! Why is that so good? A lot of cars come stock with a supercharger:Millenia S, SLK, XKR.... And is there a such thing as white outs? I think it's called CLEAR. And if blackouts are so good, why don't they have them on new cars? They have clear tail lights on a lot of cars:RX-8, 6, IS....

I also have 900hp on my stang and honduhs have 100hp and are slow. my stang will win all of races with honduh. my stang is grey with blackouts baby and looks tight. it has a v8 inline bored supercharged NOS system with flowmasters not some big tin exhaust tips. stikers dont make your car faster only reel machine work will. and my wing is not a big dumm wing its a carbon fiber one that will keep my car from flying because i go to fast. I live in kent ohio and will beat anyone here. i beat all civics and casue my sweet stang rox. and civics are slow. also, when i put on my turbo i will get 2000hp. it will be sweet. i will beat all of the stock civics out there. they are not fast.
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Did you dyno your stang? Grey with blackouts.....sounds ugly. Looks tight? Like the body is stressed? You're talking like a Ricer. NOS.....sounds civic like to me. Stickers don't make your car faster, then why do you say below that you have a sticker and racing stipes on your stang? And I'd doubt your stang would fly, they weight a lot, and you have to have lift for something to take off. You're gonna turbo charge it too? How much is this costing? And you have to have 2000HP to beat Civics?! And how do you know it will be 2000HP? I be your car idles and drives like crap with all that stuff on it. You mean you have 900hp, and you still can't beat stock civics?! That's what you said, and if it's true, either you don't have over 200hp, or your driving sucks.

:rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes:
88' stang
supercharger v8 inline nos
grey with blackouts
flowmaster rox
summit racing stiker on the driver side window cause i buy my stuff from them.
raceing stripe on my car cause its a reel race car.not a dumm honduh."
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Do you actually race this thing? Or just against civics.

Dumb, just dumb.
 
I was prepping to rant like no tommorrow then I all of a sudden realized that no person owuld actually say that stuff seriously. good stuff, pretty accurate imitation of a couple kids I know. Except they brag about hondas

btw, saab made a v4 a while back. Think it is a 2-stroke but not sure.
 
What does this have to do with GT3??? :confused:
MazKid: Its sarcasm....and why keep bringing up Civics???? I don't own one, don't want one, but do you guys have some built up hatred for Civics??? The riced out Civics you see didn't ask to be treated the way they were. Hate the owner, not the car.
 
not to mention some are quite nicely modified by their owners...and some are quite fast too!
 
oops, wrong picture... this one has a pretty bad hood!!!

here's the one i wanted to post... nice group shot!
 
Hmm...

I never seen a fast Civic that still has a Civic engine in it, Have you?


BTW
from what i know this is what they stands for
NOS = Needed Out of Slowness
Supercharger = Super slow needs a Charge at the start
Turbo = Needs turbo for top end achivement
 
Originally posted by Xzibit-A
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BTW
from what i know this is what they stands for
NOS = Needed Out of Slowness
Supercharger = Super slow needs a Charge at the start
Turbo = Needs turbo for top end achivement [/B]
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say that to those guys with Camaros and Mustangs... i wonder what they'll tell you.

:rolleyes:
 
Originally posted by oosacker
Honduh are not good, my stang is faster

:lol: "Honduhs are not good cause they are not fast. Honduh only has v4 and my stang has a v8 and its bored with a supercharged NOS with blackouts not dumm white out civics.
I also have 900hp on my stang and honduhs have 100hp and are slow. my stang will win all of races with honduh. my stang is grey with blackouts baby and looks tight. it has a v8 inline bored supercharged NOS system with flowmasters not some big tin exhaust tips. stikers dont make your car faster only reel machine work will. and my wing is not a big dumm wing its a carbon fiber one that will keep my car from flying because i go to fast. I live in kent ohio and will beat anyone here. i beat all civics and casue my sweet stang rox. and civics are slow. also, when i put on my turbo i will get 2000hp. it will be sweet. i will beat all of the stock civics out there. they are not fast.
88' stang
supercharger v8 inline nos
grey with blackouts
flowmaster rox
summit racing stiker on the driver side window cause i buy my stuff from them.
raceing stripe on my car cause its a reel race car.not a dumm honduh."
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[:lol:] My '97 'stang has a modified Viper 488 cid V10 in it! Twin turbo, 1500 rwhp. Has 2 racing stripes down the middle, and fake NOS bottles in the back (hey at least it has NOS). Where I live (the island of Haploght) I am the only one who owns a car and I also beat all the people who own civics there. Most of their civics have 100 hp but they run 10 second quarter miles... I am having a tough time racing them. I have to drop the clutch in 6th gear and I still shred most of the tire when I nail it at the green light (on the dirt roads, since we dont have asphalt here)... I am planning on getting 2 more tubos to make it a total of 2500 hp. I am expecting 10 second quarters from that (my current is 14 seconds)... Did I mention I was high on crack when I typed this?[/:lol:]
 
Originally posted by PunkRock
oops, wrong picture... this one has a pretty bad hood!!!

here's the one i wanted to post... nice group shot!
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Don't those dents on the hood serve for better airflow and therefore enhanced aerodynamic efficiency ?

Also I long to see the butt of tht rice beauty. I bet it has a 1/2 lbs Maxwell House can exhaust tip which adds a straight out of the box 125 Hp !!!

Especially those louvers on the air dam are a must since the brakes have to be cooled in hurry on the strip !!

And the Sears / Wallmart lo-profile 175/70 * 14 S (standard family car use speed limited = 150 km/h) tyres are absoloutely needed for high speeds exceeding 345 km/h... Ya know, V series tyres are both costly and ya actually do not necessarily need em...
 
Originally posted by GT-R


[:lol:] My '97 'stang has a modified Viper 488 cid V10 in it! Twin turbo, 1500 rwhp. Has 2 racing stripes down the middle, and fake NOS bottles in the back (hey at least it has NOS). Where I live (the island of Haploght) I am the only one who owns a car and I also beat all the people who own civics there. Most of their civics have 100 hp but they run 10 second quarter miles... I am having a tough time racing them. I have to drop the clutch in 6th gear and I still shred most of the tire when I nail it at the green light (on the dirt roads, since we dont have asphalt here)... I am planning on getting 2 more tubos to make it a total of 2500 hp. I am expecting 10 second quarters from that (my current is 14 seconds)... Did I mention I was high on crack when I typed this?[/:lol:]
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An' to make hit evun betta I ran hit through a sweet transalator:

Me '97 'stang has a modified vipa 488 cid v10 in hit! twin turbo, 1500 rwhp. has 2 racin stripes down da middle, an' fake nos bottles in da bak (hey hat least hit has nos). where I live (the island hof haploght) I is da only one who owns a motor an' I also beat all da peeps who own civics dere. most hof dare civics as 100 hp but they run 10 second quarta miles... I is havin a tough time racin dem. I as to drop da clutch in 6th gear an' I still shred most hof da tire whun I nail hit hat da greun light (on da dirt roads, since we don't as asphalt here)... I is plannin on gettin' 2 more tubos to make hit a total hof 2500 hp. I is expectin 10 second quarters from dat (my current iz 14 seconds)... did I menshun I wuz maximum on crak whun I typed dis? Is it coz I is black?

:D

Edit: maybe me should start usin dis translator on all hof me posts :P
 
Originally posted by Tcdoe


And to make it even better I ran it through a nice translator:

Me '97 'stang has a modified vipa 488 cid v10 in hit! twin turbo, 1500 rwhp. has 2 racin stripes down da middle, an' fake nos bottles in da bak (hey hat least hit has nos). where I live (the island hof haploght) I is da only one who owns a motor an' I also beat all da peeps who own civics dere. most hof dare civics as 100 hp but they run 10 second quarta miles... I is havin a tough time racin dem. I as to drop da clutch in 6th gear an' I still shred most hof da tire whun I nail hit hat da greun light (on da dirt roads, since we don't as asphalt here)... I is plannin on gettin' 2 more tubos to make hit a total hof 2500 hp. I is expectin 10 second quarters from dat (my current iz 14 seconds)... did I menshun I wuz maximum on crak whun I typed dis? Is it coz I is black?

:D
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*headache* ;)
 
anybody got any crack? I think it'll make my Honduh faster...

...apparently it works on stang's. :rolleyes:

Is it coz I is white? :D
 

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