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from the Bangkok Post front page 12th June 2000
"Jumbo poop kills jealous zookeeper" Paderborn, Germany
Overzealous zookeeper Friedrich Riesfeldt fed his constipated elephant Stefan 22 doses of animal laxative and more than a bushel of berries, figs and prunes before the plugged up pachyderm finally let fly - and suffocated the keeper under 150kg of poop. Investigators say ill-fated Friedrich 46, was attempting to give the ailing elephant an olive-oil enema when the relieved beast unloaded on him like a dump truck full of mud. "The sheer force of the elephant's unexpected defecation knocked Mr Riesfieldt to the ground, where he struck his head on a rock and lay unconscious as the elephant continued to evacuate his bowels on top of him", said the police detective. "With no one there to help him, he lay under all that dung for at least an hour before a watchman came along" he said.
"Jumbo poop kills jealous zookeeper" Paderborn, Germany
Overzealous zookeeper Friedrich Riesfeldt fed his constipated elephant Stefan 22 doses of animal laxative and more than a bushel of berries, figs and prunes before the plugged up pachyderm finally let fly - and suffocated the keeper under 150kg of poop. Investigators say ill-fated Friedrich 46, was attempting to give the ailing elephant an olive-oil enema when the relieved beast unloaded on him like a dump truck full of mud. "The sheer force of the elephant's unexpected defecation knocked Mr Riesfieldt to the ground, where he struck his head on a rock and lay unconscious as the elephant continued to evacuate his bowels on top of him", said the police detective. "With no one there to help him, he lay under all that dung for at least an hour before a watchman came along" he said.
